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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 589

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Attn;Benjamin Dover"

I AM READY TO TAKE OVER HIS POSITION ,WHAT DO WE DO.NOW EVEN TOINVEST THE
MONEY INTO THE CHURCH

THANKS,
CHRISTOPHER MARTINS

Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 5:23 pm

Man, this pleases us so much to see that there are many joining the group. The more the merrier.

Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 6:30 pm

Where is the TWAT world headquarters? And when are all of the twats going to have to go there for their pilgrimage?

Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 6:31 pm

Currently, the headquarters are in Abeche. The nice thing is, it is quite mobile.

Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 6:33 pm

The world headquarters are in Oregon.... duh.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 589

Lol I just got another lad who wants to join

Laughing

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Dear Brother Benjamin,
Thank you very much for email.,i am here with my only
brother Richard Dawson, we are very happy to receive your email and being a
christian,we are christians,we will want to take up this upportunity to take up the
work of the lord Jesus christ in disciple making,mathew 24,14.Act 1.8.,further more we will want you to tell us all we need to do as quickly as possible., i here
attached my pictures,please do send us yours and every details .,may the good lord bless you and all the brethrens in christ amen.
Respectfully,
Nancy.Accra Ghana.

Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 6:37 pm

it's too early to be absolutely sure but I may have twat members in the making...

Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 6:38 pm

I also have two who are interested. The are getting their membership applications today. I only sent out 5 invitations. That's a 40% return. What a mighty church this is! Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

At the rate you guys are going there are going Chad is going to have more twats than muslims. I really hope that a twat jihad isn't in the near future.

Are twats nonviolent? I know that they tend to be rather incompetent, but are they nonviolent?

Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 6:50 pm

TWATs are non-violent for the most part. But once a month, many of them become quite irritable.

Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 6:59 pm

Yes, sandbag pyramids as far as the eye can see...I have one waiting on a large laptop shipment informations and had some interest when V3ll forwarded the 200K email from the church:

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Brother V3ll Cr0w,

Thanks so much for your effort and all other things that you will go through during this delivery process, may the Lord, Most high bless you forever. And about the church project you are someone who i can,t say no to, no matter the circumstance. I will firstly inform you about things right here almost all areas are all filled up with Churches, Clubs, and every where real busy. But the only land or space one can get will be may be an half plot of land within my area. So i don't know how you want it and secondly you have to tell me what are inquire of me because i will love to also show love to you the same way you have done if this way i can say thank you.

Just get back to me or call me at my mobile +234-802-593-2162

Awaiting to hear from you.

Dr. James McDonald

Yesterday he was sent the welcome letter from Rev. Ben and the T W A T for dummies script but has not yet replied, anyone want to call that number as a rep from the church? I have no way of calling lads right now.

Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 7:09 pm

I didnt know there are palm trees in Oregon? Laughing

Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 7:10 pm

yep, its a smash, ive got 3 more ive sent the forms to, including the prolific Chr1st1ana Wh1sk3y.

TWAT is irresistable, and SO many want to get in it, it practically runs itself.
Oh, but the misery TWAT can bring to the greedy.

Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 1:57 pm

YeaWhatever wrote:

TWATs are non-violent for the most part. But once a month, many of them become quite irritable.

Careful, you insensitive male bastard..... Razz

Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 4:08 pm

@Strongside, I've got a few that are interested too, just hope yours don't take as long as mine to send in their applications. Confused

I got one horrible application and hopefully he should be sending me pics of his pyramid soon!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

YeaWhatever wrote:

TWATs are non-violent for the most part. But once a month, many of them become quite irritable.

Classic...

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 May 2008 Posts: 21

If a Rev Graham emails the TWAT Gmail account please forward him on to Rev Tansy tansydoa at gmail dot com. He sent me a few encouraging emails and I directed him to the website.

He would be found at

Thanks

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 589

This is the sixth member so far but none have sent in the form yet Sad

if anyone wants any spare twats i will forward the lad to you Laughing

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My dear Reverend Dover,

Thank you very much for your prompt reply to the mail l sent to you and may God bless you. I have heard all you said but my problem is that your church is not found here in my country. if you can direct on how l can locate the church here, l am ready to be a member. If on the other hand it is not, we can help arrange for
one to be opened.

I will be very much glad to be part of this noble work.

Kindly let me hear from you soonest.

Yours in Christ
Mrs Clemence.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 May 2008 Posts: 21

Rev Tansy could always use a new one to keep him busy.

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 1:27 pm

I think that one of my Lotto Lads is a confused stray of yours Very Happy

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Hello,

If you are indeed Mr G0mer, you know what to do. Touch with the head at the origin, of TWAT. The head will be filled with intelligence. I know I did get intelligence regarding this.

One luv broda.

Aaah now I know who that is. Wink

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