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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Sun May 04, 2008 11:53 pm |
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And properly belongs elsewhere, but it is in a class of its own as regards spelling and malapropisms.
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FROM THE DISK OF THE MANAGER OF GOLD COST SECURITY COMPANY
ACCRA GHANA LTD
OSU BRANCH ACCRA
BOX 652 OSU ACCRA GHANA
WEST AFRICAN GHANA.
Dear Miss xxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
I GOT EXPLANATION FROM THE ISSUE OF MISS OF ACCRA GHANA CONSIDERING THE SUM OF AMOUNT 82.000 MILLION (POUNDS AND I72KILOGRAM OF GOLDS. THAT WAS DEPOSITED IN MY BRANCH HERE IN OSU ACCRA GHANA .
SO WE WONT TO KNOW IF YOU ARE THE ONW THAT WILL RECIEVE THE FUND FOR OF ACCRA GHANA. NOW IF IS YOU WE WONT YOU TO MACK SHUR THAT YOU FINISH WITH HER LAWYER AND ALSO MACK SHUR THAT YOUR NAME WILL BE IN THE DOCUMENTS AS THE FORING BENAFISHARI.
I HOPE YOU UNDEARSTANDING ME. (sort of)
THANK YOU
FROM THE MANAGER OF GOLD COST
SECURITY COMPANY GHANA LTD.
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_________________ "You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
x 3 x 2 x 2
Wole A x 4!! :
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Mon May 05, 2008 12:11 am |
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If you bait this guy, please mack shur that you keep us posted! |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Mon May 05, 2008 12:25 am |
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thomas-the-tank wrote: |
And properly belongs elsewhere, but it is in a class of its own as regards spelling and malapropisms.
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AND ALSO MACK SHUR THAT YOUR NAME WILL BE IN THE DOCUMENTS AS THE FORING BENAFISHARI.
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Someone's done a fine job of educating this guy. |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Mon May 05, 2008 12:36 am |
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Nothing upstairs but sawdust. Hardly worth baiting. I feel he has been deployed purely as a distraction. |
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Mon May 05, 2008 12:52 am |
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I'm sure you're right - he is trying to get me to hurry up with a payment - he's just sent me another character's bank details. It's account killing time again. |
_________________ "You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
x 3 x 2 x 2
Wole A x 4!! :
<= don't ask about the goat! |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Mon May 05, 2008 1:04 am |
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I read the letter and found it to be perfect. I did not see one miisspeling misstakke.
so mack shur you bate himm |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
( Makinwa) |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Mon May 05, 2008 1:08 am |
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I had one of those, a super stupid lad, and it ended up a begging lad. In the end he confessed he had no gold (really?), and needed $40,000 to start a business... I could have safari'd him, but it was like shooting fish in a barrel, dead fish, on thorazine. No challenge. So I let him go. |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
x22 SS x3 x303 :
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