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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:38 pm

You are so right YW. These can be so insensitive, all they care about is themselves.
You go an extra few thousand Kms for them and they don't appreciate the effort to help them.
They are just a bunch of ingrates. It makes me sad Sad

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Has he even said one word concerning the wine snafu? I bet he hasn't. All he thinks about is himself.

Maybe he's not twat material after all.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Seriously -- one's palate can be seriously compromised by having the wrong varietal with one's meal. And all we hear about is some driver's hand. Plus, anyone can just eat bread and drink water -- it simply takes no thought or effort. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:37 pm

Man, the more I hear from you guys, the angrier I get. Evil or Very Mad

He has completely ignored my bad day. We have plenty more in store for this boy, don't worry.

I felt like Barabara Walters in that interview. I wished I could have asked more.

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

The interview had me in stitches - hysterical.
$3000 for the ride - oh well last time I ever moan about the cost of London taxis

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:38 pm

If you send more scammers to Chad I will consider hiring some drivers from the car park in N'Djamena, and establishing a company called the One Way Mugu Shuttle Service to Ab�ch�. But mind you, don't allow the lads to depart from Lagos with less than $ 3.000 cash for a one-way ride.

As more and more scammers get streded in Ab�ch� this will change the whole infrastructure. In the future there will be a TWAT church, with Adamu as the first bishop. The only internet caf� will prosper, since many more mails from many more reverends must be retrieved and answered. Long white missionary gowns will dominate the streets, and many more changes in everyday life will be brought about.

A new age is dawning over Chad, comparable to that of the Flower Children.

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:51 pm

The route from Lagos > Maiduguri > Ndjamena > Abeche will be long remembered as the "Trail of the Twats".

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:33 pm

Well, just because I didn't feel like writing anything today, I sent an email from the accountants at TWAT telling him that the transfer could NOT be sent. Sad news, but oh well. The WU computers were down. No skin off my nose. I figured it would be just another day in paradise.

Anyone here write in French?

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:04 pm

I'm shedding tears for the poor, downtrodden thieves right now.

Tends to happen when you laugh as hard as I've been laughing the last few minutes. Smile

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:27 pm

@JJB

I can write in French, if you need.

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:04 pm

Jojo, the Prof and I decided that TWATs intern would write an article for the TWAT newsletter. She is a bit young and took a great deal of creative license.... perhaps too much. What do you think?

For the full size image, click here... http://members.419eater.com/~yeawhatever/images/newsletter.jpg

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:11 pm

That's funny stuff! Chad waterparks, who thought that one up?

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:13 pm

Ah...water parks...bath houses...bwahaha!

I would say that you can't make up this stuff, but apparently you can.

I can't read this thread anymore. Laughing hurts too much. Smile

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:17 pm

I've never laughed at a bait as hard as I am laughing now. My sides are killing me. Hopefully I can chat with him tomorrow morning about this.

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:20 pm

That chat was gold, pure gold. Adamu Gold!! (That's part of his e-mail addy). I woke up late today and just got caught up a bit ago. I love that he figured out how to use the Gmail chat. We should do that everyday!

It's hard pulling him away from that waterpark long enough to get him online though. Damn lazy bastard.

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:21 pm

Quote:

HE ONLY SPEAK IT BECAUSE IT IS THE LANGUAGE

So the sun hasn't completely boiled the logic part of his brain then.

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:27 pm

Anita the idiot intern just sent this along with the article to Adamu.

Quote:

Dear Mr. Lawal,

My name is Anita. I am a 15 year old intern working for Rev. Dover. He asked me to write an article about you and your friend for the church newsletter and then to send it to you. I did not really know what to write so I had to make a few things up. I hope that you do not mind.

Anita

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:30 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Quote:

I did not really know what to write so I had to make a few things up. I hope that you do not mind.

The wording is perfect. So innocent.

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:30 pm

I'm dying over here!! He's going to LOVE that!

Master Baiter Joined: 13 Mar 2008 Posts: 114

I think that you need to hire that intern before The Sun or The Daily Mail snaps her up. Her skill for accurate reporting is right up their alley.

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:43 pm

Heh. I was a journalist at one point in the past. I could give your WONDERFUL intern contacts for some newspapers that would foster and grow her amazing reporting skills. Smile

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:51 pm

That article is absolutely hilarious. I think it would have been funnier though if you had said it was written by Rev Dover. I could see this bait getting very interesting if perhaps Adamu started to realize that this promising church of his might be run by psychopaths.

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

Very nice. Can't wait to hear what you have planned for the Twats.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

@yw-that 'syrup' picture is a classic!!! Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:59 pm

I know Sudanese waterparks quite well, but they are nothing compared to that one in Chad.

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