Latest Wrong Name Bait (Stevie's back!)

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lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

Catherine is out of patience:

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Dear Rev. Father,

I don't know, old man. It seems you cannot even collect a simple payment with making a mistakes and causing delays to this transactions. How many times must I send the payment to you?

Catherine Edd0wes

And now she had a brilliant idea!

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Dear Rev. Father,

I have an idea. Since you are having so much problems collecting the payment why don't you send me an airplane ticket to Nigeria and I will come to Yabadoo City and give you the monies in person? Then you can send me my monies.

I think this work work fine ok.

Catherine Edd0wes

Where should we go from here (after he refuses indignantly to send the airplane ticket)?

A. Send him another wrong name on a payment slip.
B. Send him the correct name but a made up MG MTCN so that he goes to the MG office again.
C. Have Catherine fall in love with him.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Feb 2008 Posts: 50

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C. Have Catherine fall in love with him.

I think she would be quite attracted to the masterful and manly way this take-charge lad issues orders! Is Catharine a widow who perhaps misses having a man correct all her mistake?

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PLEASE GET A PEN AND PAPPER AND NOTE IT DOWN AND MAKE SURE YOU ARE
WITH THEM WHEN WRITING THE NAME , CITY , COUNTRY AND THE REST
INFORMATION CORRECTLY LOOK AT THE PAYMENT SLIP WHEN THE PAYMENT ARE
DONE TO CONFIRM THE INFORMATION IS RIGHT.

Got it?

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

Mugu says: "I am not a fool." Wanna bet! Laughing

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LISTEN CAREFULLY YOU ARE THE ONE MAKING MISTAKES EACH TIME YOU GO TO
WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM YOU ARE ALWAYS BRINGING AN ERROR. WHY DONT
YOU TAKE YOUR TIME . DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COST TO BUY A AIRPLANE
TICKET ? IT COST 1,800.00 POUNDS IF YOU WANT TO COME TO NIGERIA
YABA. YOU ARE HAVING PROBLEMS AND ALWAYS MAKING MISTAKES. IF I BOOK
YOUR TICKET CAN YOU PAY THE 1,800 POUNDS ? CONCERNING THE PAYMENT FOR
THE COURIER JUST GO TO THE MONEY GRAM AND CORRECT YOUR MISTAKES TAKE
YOUR TIME IN FILLING THE FORM AND STOP ALL THIS MISTAKES LISTEN I DONT
WANT TO BE INVOLVED WITH THE INTERPOL OR ICPC. IS IT HARD FOR YOU TO
CORRECT YOUR MISTAKES JUST A NAME OVER 2 WEEKS YOU'VE BEEN HAVING
PROBLEM WITH SENDING MONEY SO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T CONTROL THEM ON WHAT
TO DO. THIS IS THE LAST TIME DONT MAKE ANY MISTAKES AGAIN . AM NOT A
FOOL IF YOU DONT WANT TO SEND THE MONEY JUST TAKE YOUR MONEY BACK AND
STOP ALL THIS MISTAKES. IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO SEND THE MONEY YOU
WILL GET A PEN AND JOT THE NAME AND YOU WILL ALSO MAKE SURE THE
INFORMATIONS ARE CORRECT STOP PLAYING GAMES.

Isn't this about Catherine 5th "Last Chance?"

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:48 pm

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IF I BOOK YOUR TICKET

Yes please, and a nice hotel room too.

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

Catherine has been bitten by the Love Bug:

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Dear Stephen,

I told you that I did write down the informations last time but I was so excited that I left the paper in my pedicurist shop when I told the pedicurist to skip the little piggy toe because I was in such a hurray. Stephen, you make me so sad when you say mean things to me. Please be nice to me.

Stephen, I have something to tell you. Every time I get a massage from you I feel all warm and mushy inside myselfs. You see, I am a widow. I have been living alone with no man now for 7 years and I am very lonely. I miss having a big, strong man like you to help correct all my mistake. That why I like it when you correct my mistake.

That also why I said I want to come to Nigeria for to give you the payment monies in person. Stephen, I want to meet you face to face. I think we were meant for each other. I want to give you much more than just the payment monies. Stephen, you know it does not cost �1800 pounds to fly to Nigeria. It only cost �500. That not very much, is it?

Please write me a massage soon and tell me your inclination. I cannot wait to see you in Yabadoo City.

Here is a picture of what I look like. Can you send me a picture of yourselfs?

Loving You,

Catherine Edd0wes

I haven't written a love letter this good since before I was married. Long before. Wink

This is Catherine. It's just a face cobbled together with Morphases, not a real person:

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

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I haven't written a love letter this good since before I was married. Long before.

Well lets hope the wife doesn't see this one.... Shocked

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

Love is in the air. Now Stevie's calling her "Cathy." Seems the Rev. Father is a good old Ameican ex-GI. Shocked

This is getting too good.

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Hello Mrs Catherine,

Am so Intrigued with your Words, You Do not know me so how come you
love me. i know we match but you see i have been without any woman for
9 years since i left the missionary in the states am originated from
USA i was Born In Tennessee Knoxville, am 40. I joined the Force when
i was in my early 30's after leaving the missionary school in
tennessee. so i came down to africa with some of my colleauges to see
the missionary which i got robbered by some Hoodlums after some months
i got a Job From The Government. which am currently doing and Happy
with my Job to serve People and GOD. i have never felt in Love 18
years Back so am so intrgued with your words and i feel for you to.
You Make Me feel Like a Man Again But you have to take it slow. tell
me more about your self ? Ok i scanned some of my pictures for you. 1
in my Army Cloth, 2 Me and My Dog Jack, 3 Me and My Mum, 4 Me in
Paris, etc do you have a Yahoo IM so we could chat together.... Well
Less i get carried Away with your Beauty. LOL Back to Business I
want you to Please Follow My Instruction Carefully By Getting a Pen
and Papper Go to Western Union and tell them you're Sending Money To
Mr Sokoya Olusola and make sure you get the MTCN { Money Transfer
Control Number } Instantly so you can get your Tracking Number So i
can be rest assured, Then We can talk about you coming to see me or me
coming to see you. you can call me so we can talk. here's my mobile
+2348084114414 Make sure you put the Plus Before Dialing the Numbers.
Really Love to Hear Your Voice on the Phone. Catherine Make Sure you
make the Payment First Thing Tommorrow Morning Before Leaving For Work
And Make Sure you write the Information am resending it again so you
dont make mistakes Dear.

(HERE HE REPEATS MG INFORMATION)

CATHY PLEASE DO NOT MAKE MISTAKES AND MAKE SURE YOU GO ALONG WITH THE
INFORMATION TO WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM. TAKE CARE AND HAVE A
LOVELY EVENING. STAY BLESSED.

REV. STEPHEN LUCAS.

He set these puny photos:

Actually, he sent a few others but they were slightly larger and the innocent subject in the photos could be recognizable so I did not post those. That's supposed to be his Mum on the bottom one.

Cathy thinks Stevie is "too small" Embarassed

and says she wants to see him "bigger." Twisted Evil

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Oh my dearest Stevie,

I am so happy to hear from you again. I love your pictures but they are so small. I would love to see you bigger. Would you send me some bigger ones?

Thanks,

Your Love Cathy

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:38 pm

Damn I've been living among Yankees too long...I'm havin a hard time understandin' his Tennessee accent! Rolling Eyes

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i came down to africa with some of my colleauges to see
the missionary which i got robbered by some Hoodlums

How irresponsible of him, to let the missionary get robbered.

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

I think I smell a safari coming. Cathy is so much in love that they have to be together. Only trouble is when she was a teenager she visited Nigeria and was arrested for _______ (fill in the blank) and had to flee the country. Now she can't go back, so Stevie will have to meet her somewhere else like Cote d'Iviore perhaps. Of course, Cathy will be coming with all sorts of presents for her love, labtops and mobile telephons.

I just noticed something. "Intrigued?" Where'd he come up with that word?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Feb 2008 Posts: 50

Love it!

He's telling Catharine that he's been celibate (for 9 years!!), so perhaps the love she feels is spiritual for the moment. It means so much more that way but mushy feelings could deepen as they get to know each other intimately..

I'm sure her late hubby left her a lot of money? And she's been getting so much different advices(sic) from everyone and she doesn't know who to trust since she thinks many men just want her for her money. I"m sure that Stephen could help her find a safe place for her fund so she won't make more mistake and get robbered or even clobbered?

Oh, could she have found her soulmate now?

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

Two emails from Stevie this morning:

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Mrs Catherine,

I dont know why the pictures are small but never mind. Make sure you
make the payment before 12:30 pm so you can obtain your Tracking
Number . My Day are scheduled so i wont have time scanning some
Pictures for you . Hope you Slept Well . Take Care.

How dare he get so business-like? Mad

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I Waited For your call and my phone never rang. Cathy i love to know
what's on your Mind. Why you were always making mistakes, And why you
couldn't control them at the Money gram Location. I Felt for you ,
Thought to my Self if really you had a man to correct you. Well Never
Mind i can always be of advise to you when your going wrong.

That's a little better. Confused

Catherine is working on a surprise:

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Dear Stevie my love,

What do you mean that I couldn't control them at the Money Gram location? I don't know what your mean, my dear. But I am planning a big surprise for you.

Cathy

What's the surprise? Cathy's coming to Nigeria. Only, she will be detained at the airport and not allowed to enter. She will end up in Cote d'Ivoire perhaps. Stevie will have to come there to meet her.

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

A little bit of everything from Stevie today: skepticism, bigotry, sadness, greed, fatherhood...

From Stevie:

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Mrs Catherine ,

What you Mean by " But I am planning a big surprise for you " You are
Making Me Skeptical. How Would you call me Love you dont know me, You
have not heard my voice. The Insurance company spoke to me on your
Behalf and i told them you have made the payment . why didn't you make
the payment On Saturday ? Are you plaaying Games With me Or What ? I
need to Know What's Going on.

And again:

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,

How are you doing today hope you went to church. Cathy tell me what's
on your mind i told you to call me and you nevered. Are scared or what
? What I meant and why you could not control them at the Money Gram
Location is your Mistakes Were Much and Almost got a Life Lost. Listen
Cathy I want you to go to Money Gram and Collect your Money Then Make
a new Payment on that Name.

NAME: S0K0YA 0LUS0LA

13 ALAGOMEJI ST
CITY: YABA

LAGOS
23401
NIGERIA.

Cathy dont make mistakes okay i have Covered you over 2 Weeks. They
Keep Asking Me Question And Thought i had Picked the Money you Know
How Black are Dear. So I dont want any blames on me . Just make your
payment 515.00 USD so i can get Rest Of Mind .At least when you have
your tracking Number i will be Happy and glad . you must be An
Indepedent and Hard Working Woman . Well I just dont want to be Heart
Broken. Every Woman keeps telling me am An Handsome man But they keep
playing GAMES. Cathy i want to take my time and i dont want us to rush
thing ok baby. Tell me how many Kids do you have and are they Ready to
Receive another Man as Their Father ! Do you really want me ? Can you
still Bear Kids ? Do you want a Re-marriage. I really must tell you
Cathy I had Sleepless Night Yesterday. Was Just thinking About you. I
can't just get My Mind Of you. Make sure you msake the payment Baby. I
just want every thing Cleared and Settled. hope you have a lovely
Sunday. Stay Blessed.

And now for Cathy's surprise:

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Dear Stevie My Love,

How could you say you are skeptical of me? I thought you love me like I love you. Don't make me so sad that way my darling.

My late husband left me no children but he did leave me a lot of monies. I have a very large house here in London. I am 32 years old so yes, I think I can still bear you children but we have to start quickly.

Stevie, here is my surprise OK. I am coming to Nigeria to meet you! Does that make you very very happy, my Stevie. I am going to fly to Lagos on Monday. You will come to the airport to meet me. I am on British Airways flight number 75. I leave from Heathrow airport at 12.15 and I arrive in Lagos at 18.40. I cannot wait to finally see you! I am bringing you some gift that I think you will like. I will also bring the payment monies with me. I already have my boarding pass. See it?

I will see you Monday.

All my love,

Cathy

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

Cathy's been arrested at the Airport in Lagos....

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Stevie my Love,

Please, I need your help. When I got off the aeroplane and when through customs I was detained by the Police. They will not let me into Nigeria because of something I did many years ago when I was here once before. When I was 18 I was arrested on a prostitution charge and they put me out of the country. Now they say I cannot come back into Nigeria again. Can you help me, Stevie? They will not let me use the telephone in here. They only said I could send an email to you on their computer. Help me please, Stevie.

Your Love,

Cathy

Gee, Stevie, would it be that hard to show just a little concern for your lover? Maybe he's just confused or he thinks Cathy is "playing games on his intelligent."

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Cathy,

Why Would you Be detained at the Airport ? Are you Playing Games on my
intelligent. I came To the Airport Waited For 5 HOURS Am Ment to be in
France Now. I had to Reschedule My Flight Till Tommorow morning Just
to make sure i Pick Up At the Port. Now you'r Telling Me a Different
Scene you were arrested by the police and they wouldn't let you use
the mobile. So what do you want me to do Now ? you wasted My Time all
Days, Broke My Heart. I still Dont Understand what these Mysteries is
all About. You are telling me when you were 18 you where charged for
Prostitution and you gave me a white Picture. How come you where in
Nigeria When you were 18.
Well I have to Leave to france First Thing In the Morning by 9:45 Am
you know i told you i came down to africa to work. and i dont want to
get involved with any Interpol . I need You to Call Me Before i leave
for France in the Morning so i can make some arrangment . Just Call Me
+2348084114414 .Am really Pissed Off I felt Like Crying At the
Airport.

I hate it when a grown Lad cries. Rolling Eyes

Seroiusly, I doubt he waited five hours at the airport since it is not even 5 hours right now after "my flight" was due to arrive, but it is possible. Maybe he got there early. Wink

Probably never even went.

Then this one came right after:

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I need To Know Where you are Now ? Are you still in Nigeria Or Where
are you Cathy.

I have a feeling Cathy is going to end up in Cote d'Ivoire or maybe even somewhere like Ghana or Liberia.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

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You are telling me when you were 18 you where charged for
Prostitution and you gave me a white Picture. How come you where in
Nigeria When you were 18.

Tell him daddy was a diplomat and you rebelled and went and sold your virginity to the highest bidder-whose daddy was the local chief of police. Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Feb 2008 Posts: 50

Poor Pissed off and Heart Broken Stevie. He needs to understand that Cathy can't be his brood mare until she gets her lithium dosage adjusted and gets out of the slammer of course.

Her prostitute days are over and she has found Christ, which I'm sure Stevie approves of.

Still, you should have tarted her up a little bit. (Okay I was bored!)

Master Baiter Joined: 20 Jul 2007 Posts: 100

Edit: i like the envelope trick

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Jan 2008 Posts: 35

Great bait bunnyrabbit! Can't wait to see what will happen next.

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

It just occurred to me that he really couldn't have shown up at the airport because the pictures he sent me were of a White man and I assume the Lad is Black since he is Nigerian (not meant to be a racist comment, just a reflection of the Nigerian population).

I'll give him a chance to redeem himself by saying that the photos he sent were so small I couldn't tell whether he is Black or White. We'll see if he jumps at the chance.

Cathy's due to be released tomorrow and will catch the afternoon flight to Accra, Ghana. She'll try to get Stevie to come there to collect his "presents."

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:21 am

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...pictures he sent me....

If you get pictures early in the bait, they are virtually never real photos of your lad. I've gotten into the habit of not being able to open those early photos for just that reason - in case something develops later on that make it necessary for me to not know what the lad looks like. So many lads are eager to send you their fake passports within the first few emails, I usually respond with "thanks, I couldn't open it but I can tell that you are sincere since you went to the effort to identify yourself".

@bunnyrabbit, your baits are cracking me up! Thumbs up

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

^^^ Oh, I realize they are not really pictures of the Lad. That's my point. By sending me pictures of a White man he has "told" me he is White when he probably is Black. So, how can he show up at the airport to meet me? But if I tell him the pictures were so small I couldn't tell...

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

and you didn't have your contacts in... Very Happy

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 24 Jul 2004 Posts: 14

The police smashed your glasses during interrogation!!

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

Well, he sent me the pictures before I left for Nigeria. But the police did smash my mobile phone on the ground when they arrested me. That's why I can't call him. Confused

The pictures he sent were very small, so I'll go for that one. I may not matter as he has already now offered to send his assistant (you remember him, "Mr. Sukiyaki") to the airport to help me. However, by now I am already on the plane to Ghana. Laughing

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

We Are Back to the Capitalization Once Again:

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Cathy,

I Really Do love you But right Now am On the Plane. Am going to
France.I had to Take My Laptop Along With Me, I will Have Mr Sokoya
Come Look For you Or Since you are Leaving today we Can Fix Something
Else You Know Fully Well This Is Not My Country Too. I Tried Your
Number And It Kept Entering Voice message. I felt like Crying
Yesterday and you Almost Made Me Loose a Contract Worth 1.5 Million
Pounds So Its Best you Go Back To London When I Come Back I will Fly
To Come See You. I just dont want to Remember What i felt Yesterday.

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Dear Stevie,

How Can You Send an Email from an Aeroplane? I Think You Are Lying to me. I Don't Think You Care about me at All. Stevie, I Came All the Way Down Here to Nigeria Just to Be with You and You Don't Even Care. You Lied to Me. I Thought We Had a Wonderful Future Together But Now I See that You Do Not Care.

The Nigeria Police Have Released Me to Leave the Country on the Next Available Flight. That Is a Virgin Nigeria Flight to Accra, Ghana. If You Really Care about Me I Want You to Meet Me in Ghana Tomorrow. They Are Allowing Me to Use their Computer for Email. One of the Police Took My Mobile Phone and Threw it on the Ground. Now it Is Broken OK.

One More Thing. The Pictures You Sent Were So Small that I cannot Tell. Are You Black or White? It Doesn't Really Matter to Me But I Would Like to Know Anyway.

Please Come and Meet Me in Ghana. If I Go Back to London, I Will Have to Forget All About You. Stevie, Come and Meet Me. I Want to Give You All My Gifts.

Your Love,

Cathy

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

You are checking his email headers???

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