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Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:44 pm

^^^
Thats all the info I need Very Happy

and I will post any convos should they phone.

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4 calls today from:

Quote:

FleXtel number 07017446000 was called from 0022993105xxx at 21:21:33 on Apr 19 2008.

No messages left, so they may have been 'one bells'

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Apr 2008 Posts: 45

If a R@heem calls looking for a Ph1lip, tell him he has a wrong number. My mistake. Very Happy

See how long you can keep him on. Maybe he would be willing to deal with a lady. I am sure he has enough virtual million's for both of us.

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:35 pm

Daaannngg. Boring guyman asking for Frank Lee sent a boring complaint:

Quote:

I called your number that I receive from your partner to know the status of the wire that you want to send to me,but a woman take the call and dont have the manner to address personel

I answered:

Quote:

Yes, that's my wife. She's INSANE. So you see, my life is HELL.

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:52 pm

Boring guyman replies:

Quote:

I have just expirence what you are seeing in your home,but you have to her under control and make to have manner of approch.

Which irritates Frank (me). Frank can criticize his wife (VP), but he'll be dayamed if anyone else can!!! SLAPUS. LADIUS. DIEM. Razz

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:07 pm

@ Slootie ... you are just having too much fun Laughing

taking what they say and twisting it to mean whatever you want it to is the name of the game Twisted Evil

, so well done.

He has not tried to phone today unless he is this one below that phoned at 5:13pm ... they are just too cheap to phone when I am 'working'
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Only one 'one bell' call today, shiftless lads do not want to speak to VP on a Monday? Laughing

Quote:

FleXtel number 07017446000 was called from 0022993105068 at 17:13:56 on Apr 21 2008.

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:38 pm

Thank you, VP. I've learned so much from this MB!!! I love this place.

I got one so mad at me today that he told me (Martha) he's "going to call my husband and tell him I've been fooling around for crack money." Only he didn't say, "fooling." Embarassed

He got even madder (and filthier) when I called him a "small boy.' Oooh, he didn't like that one bit. You might be getting a very nasty talkin' lad.

HAHAHAHAHA!!! This is tooooo fun. Really.

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:45 pm

Hi VPM

You may get a call from this guy:

Mugu Name(s): Alternates bw M3lvin Gold3rn or Emek@ Adz3woni.
Your name: L@ika B0hica.
Orig scam: Orphan/trunk box with gold and diamonds.
Modality: Fears he's getting chopped by He Who Must Not Be Named. Anything goes.

Thank you!

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:42 pm

This lad wants Peter and does not seem keen on me at all Crying or Very sad

even tho I was trying to be helpful although slightly nosy ... First he shares all this info with me and when I ask questions he tries to dodge the subject Rolling Eyes

and of course like all my other calls...

He hangs up on me Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/Lad4Peter

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:58 pm

Barrister Harris Dims might be calling for Martha.

He's been warned that Martha's sister is a little bit of a mental case so not to call unless Martha is home.

The beauty part: Martha is never home.

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:29 pm

Quote:

He's been warned that Martha's sister is a little bit of a mental case so not to call unless Martha is home

It may be better not to mention me as being so terrible and to be afraid of me, as they will only hang up when they hear my voice (I am sooooo used to that Laughing

) I think the easiest method is to just give the number as your own and they will be delightfully surprised at getting 'me' then, and once they complain to you ... then make up who I am Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:42 pm

I see your point! Okay, I'll not explain anything in the future.

I was just trying to avoid the, "I know that's really YOU, Martha!" that I've heard before. Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:58 pm

Quote:

I was just trying to avoid the, "I know that's really YOU, Martha!" that I've heard before

When I am feeling especially naughty I usally say I am the person they want or just let them assume I am, then after they prattle on abit I start asking questions and they get all fussed and confused then Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:14 pm

Girl, you are soooo goooood. Thumbs up

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

You are tops! I love the idea of these scumbags mounting up a nice phone bill.

You might have Miiiichaael Brooown trying to contact Maaarcus Wellllby soon. I've told him you are my secretary. He thinks I am trying to send funds to the Nigerian Trade Minister and wants a piece of the action.

Regards

Pete.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:01 pm

No problem, I do try to be as helpful as possible, especially when it comes to urgent business affairs Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:52 pm

Voicemail left for Martha

Have you a UK lad your not telling us about? Laughing

although he has phoned quite abit he likes the later times but I did miss a couple of his eariler calls too

Quote:

FleXtel number 07017446000 was left a voicemail message from 044074020xx at 23:31:18 on Apr 24 2008.

http://media.putfile.com/4martha

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:05 pm

Hi, Martha here.

I just gave your number to one of my barristers with an IP addy showing Togo. He said he'd call last night.

But I do have one in the UK who has been ignoring me. Hummm, maybe he's not.

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:11 pm

VP my lad who performed an act of self pleasuring on your answerphone has just taken himself on Safari...off to Simbas camp in Benin! The driver needs reassurance that the taxi fare will be paid when he is dropped off at Le Majestic in Parakou...I am sure you will be able to oblige!

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:46 pm

^^^ whoooo congrats!! I love Simba Safari camp and keep trying to get a plug in for them but the lads usually hang up too quick Laughing

@slootie

Quote:

I just gave your number to one of my barristers with an IP addy showing Togo. He said he'd call last night

Just slap him and say he did not phone your caller ID only shows up a unknown UK number that has phoned you ... so if it was him he will come up with why he has a UK number, if not then brace yourself but he may have just lied and said he phoned Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:22 pm

@Slootie
OK 'Frank' your lad needs a mighty big SLAP as you have caller ID and he keeps hanging up on lil ole me whenever I answer the phone (thats never happened to me before...honest Twisted Evil

) You need to explain phone etiquette 101 and whoever answers the phone he needs to put his lil scared boi persona away and act like a man IF he is to do any kind of business with you as you do not 'play childs game' with the telephone as it makes 'wifey poo' (or whoever I am) really upset and I take it all out on you dear Frank ... and if you aint happy you can do no business with a incompetent silly boi who is afraid of women!! Rolling Eyes

How's that ... now inflate that in such a way it will hurt his widdle feewings Laughing

FleXtel number 07017446000 was called from 00448037975292 at 09:24:36 on Apr 28 2008.
FleXtel number 07017446000 was called from 00448037975292 at 10:20:40 on Apr 28 2008.
FleXtel number 07017446000 was called from 00448037975292 at 14:08:10 on Apr 28 2008.

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Apr 2006 Posts: 293

VP, I don't think you will get a call from my lad, , asking for . However, if you do, just remember one thing: is dead! He had a stroke on Friday. So act mournful. Laughing

As I said I don't think he'll call but I'm posting this out of abundance of caution, in case he decides to check my story (which I seriously doubt he will).

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:17 pm

VP, that was a lad from my Dexter (speed baiting) account. He complained about my phone and asked for a direct line to me, and I told him, "My mum is my best friend; you can tell her anything."

Thanks, Mum. You're a PEACH! Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:28 pm

^^^Well he has not changed his ways then as when I answer he hangs up 3x today Rolling Eyes

Still needs a slap Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:55 pm

Yep, he's jus beggin' for a slap. Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:15 pm

OK, since I am rather bored at the moment and nothing on Ebay catches my fancy I thought I would list todays hopeless hapless shiftless lads who can manage only a 'one bell' as if in fear of someone actually answering the phone Laughing

Oh well, I betcha they claim that they did try to phone you and you were not in 'boohoo woe is me I am too cheap to spend my phone credit..yadda yadda' Rolling Eyes

@Slootie I think your lad is using different 0044 numbers? as they seem to keep changing although when he says hello (when he is not 'one belling') and then hangs up on me, he does sound like the same chap.??

Tonights list of El Cheapo's

004470327901xx at 13:17:34 on Apr 29 2008.
00447032790xxx at 13:18:29 on Apr 29 2008.
0044938947xx at 16:53:59 on Apr 29 2008.
0044938947xx at 16:54:45 on Apr 29 2008.
0044938947xx at 17:09:47 on Apr 29 2008.
002348088119xxx at 17:15:15 on Apr 29 2008.
002348088119xxx at 17:17:03 on Apr 29 2008.
002348088119xxx at 17:18:05 on Apr 29 2008.
00226769583xx at 18:01:43 on Apr 29 2008.
00226769583xx at 18:02:19 on Apr 29 2008.
004480379752xx at 19:39:31 on Apr 29 2008.
00448037975xxx at 19:40:25 on Apr 29 2008.

I have also updated my voicemail to say something like:
Hello, if you would like to speak to us please press 14 (I should change this to a really long number) and say who you need to speak to and I will answer the phone if I am able. If you just would like to leave a message please do so after the tone. Leave your name and phone number and we will try and return your call promptly. So either press 14 to speak to us or wait for the tone and leave your message, have a nice day bye.

Hopefully that is long enough for them to waste some credit and press buttons and thinking they are doing it incorrectly Laughing

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