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Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

Thanks for replies - as I said I am fairly new to this but I dont doubt that they are there now especially as they have Chad numbers . I am following this in awe!

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:27 am

Since our friend is supposed to be heading direction of Sudan traversing such a poetic country like Chad, some poetry is in place.

A skeleton once in Khartoum
Asked a spirit up in his room;
They spent the whole night
In the eeriest fight
As to which should be frightened of whom.

'spirit' could be replaced by 'mugu' or some other appropriate word. These days one does not have to go as far as Khartoum in order to meet skeletons.

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:08 am

A mugu trapped skint in Khartoum
Asked his guyman up to his room;
But they couldn't agree
About where they should be
And what they could get - and from whom.

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:46 pm

Either way, whether it is the lad's buddy that left him or just their helping hand, it's hilarious. There is not one shred of doubt in our minds that these idiots are indeed in Chad. As the others stated, the Chad number is impossible to fake. While his IP is showing Oxford, England, I can assure you that he is not there. Laughing

He emailed me every day in Nigeria from the same cafe, with the same IP. Then, after a few days of (travel) silence, the IP changed and has been quite consistent. Then, the Chad phone number just was the cherry on top.

Plus, the frustration in the emails is real. I have a nose for these things. I can usually tell if a lad is frustrated. Even some lads that I have sent on safari have not seemed that put off by it. My lad Kevin got used to it after a while. But these emails contain real life frustration. It's poetry actually.

They still have not checked their email.

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:49 pm

Well, they're not available right now, because they're at the house of the guy with the phone!

http://media.putfile.com/Adamu-Unavailable-35

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 2:08 pm

Once he checks his email and sees that there is $3K waiting for him at a bank in Abeche, I have a really good feeling that he will be on his way again.

Then we'll see what sence of humour the people at the bank have when he presents them with a forged receipt. Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:34 pm

The suspense is absolutely killing me. I have been laughing all day at the thought that these idiots are staying in the house of the guy who owns the motor park.

EDIT: AHHHHH!!! This just in!

Quote:

Dear Rev Benjamin.
This is to acknowledge the receipt of your message. i am very happy now i will travel to abeche tomorrow evening to arrival on friday morning:

Transport money was sent to me today Laughing

and i did not know until Eric call the person that was assiting me here: So first thing in the morning he will help me to collect the money from the bank (NO HE WON'T) :then i will pay for transport to abeche/
thank you and God bless you Amen i will let know immedaitely i reach abeche
Best Regards

Quote:

DEAR HAMDAN/ERIC
I AM VERY HAPPY FOR YOU PEOPLE FOR THE EFFORT YOU PUT TO SEE THAT I WAS IN ABECHE.
I WILL BE IN ABECHE ON FRIDAY MORNING BECAUSE THE VEHICLE WILL MOVE TOMORROW EVENING TO ARRIVAL ABECHE ON FRIDAY/
PLEASE WAIT FOR ME IN THE MONRNING ON FRIDAY THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU ALL AMEN
ADAMU LAWAL

It seems that he thinks that the money was sent to him for travel. He needs to understand that the money can only be picked up in Abeche.

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:45 pm

I get the impression that people around the motor park are starting to wonder about this nut case from Nigeria.

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:52 pm

This should give us an impression of how our friend will be welcomed in Ab�ch�.

As far as I know, the guy on the pic used to travel abroad without money, without presenting documents to border guards, and this works perfectly.

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:58 pm

I'm thinking more like this:

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:14 pm

Should the above guy in white some day want to follow the trail of our dear friend, he sure won't hang around for a week in a car park in N'Djamena before he can talk someone into taking him to Ab�ch�.

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:17 am

Well, in the hours I could call out tonight, I couldn't get through. The guy must have had his phone off because I kept getting the number I was trying to reach is unavailable at the moment.

Eventually, I received this voicemail from Adamu:

http://media.putfile.com/Adamu-WU-Voicemail

He was obviously frantic, but I don't know what number he used to call. I asked 419Weasel to call the lad for us as "Minge" from accounting, to tell them that they can NOT pick up the money from WU Secure outside of Abeche. Sadly, the lads were still at WU, and we got the business park guy. He's like their secretary now or something. Imagine playing that role in today's world. Fielding calls for this knuckle-dragger. Anyway, here's the call she placed:

http://media.putfile.com/Adamu-At-WU-Minge

I'm assuming that they will be checking their e-mail shortly, and will see the explicit instructions sent from TWAT accounting telling them what to do. I wonder when these morons will start checking their damn mail before they go out scurrying around on their own. If they would just beg for a little money to check their mail before they go on these missions, they would see that we're really trying to save them time here by letting them know what to do next. Sheesh.

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:08 am

This just in:

Quote:

PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU WITH THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST.
I HAVE NOT MOVE HERE YET I ONLY SAID THAT AS SOON AS I RECEIVE THE WESTERN UNION I WILL BE ON MY WAY TO ABECHE.
YOU CALL ME YESTERDAY TO INFORMED ME AND THE PERSON THAT IS HELPING ME HERE IN NDJAMENA TOLD YOU THAT WE ARE STILL MAKING ARRANGEMENT TO MOVE.
PLEASE HAMDAN AND ERIC ORDER THE RELEASE OF THE MONEY SO THAT I CAN PICK IT UP HERE IN NDJAMENA AND PAY FOR TRANSPORT TO ABECHE THE DRIVER HERE SAY NO THEY ARE NOT GOING TO CARRY ME TO ABECHE WITHOUT MONEY.
PLEASE FOR GOD SAKE ORDER FOR THE RELEASE OF THE MONEY BEFORE 3PM BECAUSE THE BANK HERE CLOSE BY 3PM AND YOU KNOW TOMORROW IS FRIDAY THEY WORK FROM 8AM TILL 11AM AND CLOSE WORK FOR WEEK END.
PLEASE PITY ME FOR STAYING HERE FOR 17GOOD DAYS WITHOUT SEEING YOU PEOPLE PLEASE DO SOMETHING NOW I AM NOT OKAY AT ALL.
I CALL YOU IT ENTER ANSWERING MACHINE AND I DROP THE MESSAGE FOR YOU.
PLEASE RELEASE THE MONEY AND CALL ME TO RUSH TO THE BANK BEFORE THEY CLOSE BY 3PM PLEASE.
PLEASE AS SOON AS YOU GIVE ORDER TO RELEASE THE MONEY HERE IN NDJAMENA YOU CALL ME AND TELL ME THAT YOU HAVE DONT THAT SO THAT I WILL KNOW PLEASE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR MUTUAL COOPERATION AND I AM WAITING TO HEAR YOU CALL THAT YOU HAVE DONT THAT PLEASE DO IT NOW BEFORE 3PM PLEASE/
GOD BLESS YOU ALL AMEN
ADAMU LAWAL
N/B, I AM STILL HERE THE DRIVER REFUSED TO CARRY ME THEY INSIST THAT I SHOULD PAY THEM PLEASE GIVE ORDER TO RELEASE THE MONEY HERE IN NDJAMENA PLEASE.

Apparently he doesn't realize that the money had already been sent by accounting by the time I called yesterday and their secretary told me that they were at his house and not in Abeche. Not our damned fault he only checks e-mails when I call and tell him to. Maybe he'll learn something about that soon.

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:48 am

Quote:

PLEASE PITY ME FOR STAYING HERE FOR 17GOOD DAYS

It's only 750 km to Abeche. He could start walking right now and be there in another 17 days.

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

He's just plain stupid. He should have understood by now, that the money is waiting for him in Abeche and nowhere else.

But then again, sometimes dehydration causes your brain to stop working (in case your mugu has ever had any brains).

Will be hard to play from here though. Obviously the driver doesn't find Mr.Stinky too trustworthy. Hopefully that will change when he sees the WU Secure receipt.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 2

Hi,
Ive been a lurker here for a while and only recently signed up after reading and crying with laughter at this thread.

Top marks guys and girls, im amazed at how stupid some of these lads really are. LOL_sign

Cheers

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:13 pm

Thanks DearSir! That means a lot. Safaris are the reason I signed up here myself.

Anyway, this line is gold:

Quote:

PLEASE FOR GOD SAKE ORDER FOR THE RELEASE OF THE MONEY BEFORE 3PM BECAUSE THE BANK HERE CLOSE BY 3PM AND YOU KNOW TOMORROW IS FRIDAY THEY WORK FROM 8AM TILL 11AM AND CLOSE WORK FOR WEEK END.

It's a shame that YW, Prof and myself are so darn lazy. I really doubt we'll get that done before the weekend. So, another 4 days guaranteed!

YW and I just discussed it (Prof is sleeping, being the two-toed sloth that he is) and we have decided that WU's fine Customer Service Reps will be sending him a message soon, explaining how WU Secure works.

Thank you Weasel for the phone call.

Quote:

N/B, I AM STILL HERE THE DRIVER REFUSED TO CARRY ME THEY INSIST THAT I SHOULD PAY THEM PLEASE GIVE ORDER TO RELEASE THE MONEY HERE IN NDJAMENA PLEASE.

Man, all he has to do is let him know that the WU will be picked up in Abeche. The best part, is if they get there on credit, there is NO way he will take their butts back to Ndjamena. Seriously, right now, I am laughing so hard that my stomach is in knots.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

One can only wonder when he will be forced to prostitute himself to keep going....

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:03 pm

This is good news.

Quote:

DEAR REV BENJAMIN
PLEASE REV GIVE HAMDAN AND ERIC ORDER TO RELEASE THE MONEY YOU SENT TO ME SINCE TUESDAY I AM UNABLE TO PICK TILL TODAY I WENT TO BANK TO PICK IT THEY TOLD ME THAT IT WAS BLOCK ON ABECHE.
WHY HAMDAN AND ERIC CALL ME TO GO AND PICK THE MONEY NOT KNOWING THAT THEY HAVE BLOCK IT AND SAID THAT I WILL PCOLLECT IT IN ABECHE.
PLEASE FOR GOD SAKE ORDER THEM FOR THE RELASE SO THAT I WILL PICK IT AND TRAVEL TO ABECHE.THANK YOU FOR YOUR MUTUAL COOPERATION
ADAMU LAWAL

That is real frustration my friends.

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:05 pm

Western Union just sent an email to the lad explaining how he can receive his money. Sadly, when it is sent using Secure Services, there is quite a lot of red tape. I guess he'll just have to take the easy way out and go to Abeche and pick up the $3,000 that is waiting for him.

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:05 pm

Please, please, when you're finished with Stinky, post the whole exchange in the Letter Archives. This is truely a bait for posterity.

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:07 pm

YW is going to publish this in his uber-professional way. So, everything will be posted and put up on a website.

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:31 pm

It ought to be published in the mugupedia and in the muguwiki.

Master Baiter Joined: 22 Dec 2005 Posts: 211

This is some knee-slappingly funny stuff! Kudos. Laughing

If he doesn't go for the WU thing and you can't make him travel prior to collecting the money, it would be hilarious if someone could get a second lad to safari into N'Djamena to "carry" stinky mugu to Abeche. You could tell Stinky that another West African church member is coming to pick him up. (Making sure it's not another Nigerian lad, so that if they decided to head back, they're still screwed if they have to go back to separate countries.) Then you'd have the two (or is it three?) TWATS travelling further eastward together.

Or better yet get many lads to safari to Chad en masse. It could be a David Letterman-like segment: How many TWATS can you fit into a N'Djamena motor park? Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:01 pm

^^ YW mentioned something along those lines to us yesterday. We may very well end up trying to send more lads there to meet him.

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