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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:57 pm

We just had a talk about what we're going to do next. I think we have come up with a very good series of events (and by that, I mean load of shit) that should have a good chance of moving them. We'll post it all up once it's totally crystallized and set into motion.

Edit: Beaten by YW there.

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:29 pm

Not bad. The driver will get substantially more than those lousy $1,000 he'd asked for.

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 6:21 pm

Fantastic job guys

I would tell the mugu that the money has already been sent to Abeche.
You cannot retrieve the money and sent it to another place.

It is up to him to get the money. your hands are tied and don't have another
$3k to send.

Ask the mugu to show the letter to the driver so he believes the money is there just waiting to be picked up

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Isn't it an old tradition that travelling lads always sell their mobile phones? Laughing

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:43 am

Just in from the TWAT:

Quote:

Dear Hamdan/Eric,
I greeting you in the name of our lord Jesus Christ,i know the policy of TWAT for
not sending money through WU but my case is different and i want you to considered my plight
today is my 14days in chad without seeing or meeting Hamdan and moreover,this is not my country:
i am in a great difficulty here in ndjamena the person that is assisting me have let me alone because he
said that he is tired and he dont have anymore thing to give me,Please i am not feeling happy at all
and i dont want to be sick here please because of lack of feeding:you can please bear with me
hamdan and eric to send half of that transport fare please or you tell eric to come ndjamena with all the materials
gift and fund so that i can go back to nigeria please: please why i am saying this is that if it is not possible to
send the money to me here to come to abeche then let you come here with all the things that i suppose to hold
so that things will be easy to me without difficulty again:
Please Hamdan/Eric, do something now in the name of our lord please; i am not okay staying outside for complete
fourteen days please considered my condition please: The worst thing now is that there is no more money for me
to go to internet to check email because the person that assist me say his money is finish as result of that
he is no longer given me money to check email:
Please Hamdan/Eric, send half of the transport fare so that i will use to come to abeche then
the remaining one will be paid there in abeche please consider my situation here please;
I will be very grateful if my request is given a favourable consideration or if you will come here today by using local flight
to ndjamena and meet me here in (CENTRE SOCIAL SAN FIELD TWO) IN NDJAMENA/
THANK YOU FOR YOUR MUTUAL COOPERATION AND GOD BLESS YOU AMEN

I guess I should say something (which will amount to nothing) to him before I sleep. I'll be telling him that Hamdan and I have been called to Adre for a few days, and that I'll have Hamdan get in touch with Rev Phystme (because there is bound to be a communication problem when you put Hamdan in charge of relaying information) about his problems, because Rev Dover is attending a seminar until Wednesday and is not in his office.

Hopefully we can squeeze some more miles out of stinky, and if not, maybe at least another couple weeks sleeping outside at the bus station.

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Some people are never happy are they - a free fortnights camping holiday abroad and he still complains

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:19 pm

This just went to the TWAT, although he says he can't really check e-mails anymore, so god knows when he'll read it. If I don't get a readnotification by tomorrow night, I'll start calling the numbers I have for him to tell him to go read it.

Quote:

I tried calling Reverend Dover to tell him about the situation, and ask if he could bend the protocol of the church in this situation because I know you are having a hard time. Unfortunately, Mr. Dover is out of his office until Wednesday as he is attending a series of seminars as a proxy for Reverend Phystme. With permission, Hamdan or myself could send some money to you via Western Union but we will not be able to do that until late in the week, as we are both in Adre right now and there are no Western Union offices here. We're here due to a medical emergency, and will be returning to Abeche as soon as possible.

I do not know Reverend Phystme personally, as I always deal directly with Mr. Dover, but Hamdan said he will try calling him later today to ask him to send you the money you require. I know Reverend Phystme is growing very impatient with this situation, but as far as I know he has not lost faith in your ability to prove yourself worthy of the TWAT ministry. It would certainly be an unfortunate turn of events if he started to doubt your leadership skills and strength to move through challenging times. You will need to find a way that will enable you to check your e-mail box though, as Reverend Phystme will be communicating with you solely through that means.

Stay strong, brother. This has been a very challenging time for all of us, but the lord will see us through.

Eric

After we get confirmation that he has read the mail, Reverend Phystme will be stepping in to lend a hand. He's pretty frustrated right now at the pace of this, and I'm sure some doubts are starting to form in his mind about whether Adamu has what it takes to lead a flock to salvation. Hell, the guy can't even lead his idiot traveling partner to Abeche. Sadly, Hamdan will call Phystme to explain things, and Phystme will allow a secure transfer of funds, only he will think Hamdan told him to send the money to Abeche, and WU 5ecure doesn't allow funds to be picked up in alternate cities than the one submitted by the sender.

Looks like stinky will still be well on the hook for when jojo gets back, which is great. I know he'll be eager to kick him around a bit.

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:25 pm

Maybe you can tell hi m a next transport will be coming his way... in two weeks. If he is still there, someone will pick him up. I really want this guy to go to Abeche, though, especially if it is on credit!

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:27 pm

Yeah, he HAS to go there. That will be the final nail in the coffin, and we like coffins that are built properly. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:38 pm

This is the stuff that legends are made of! Very Happy

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:59 pm

YeaWhatever wrote:

It's a shame that Jojo is out tanning his fat ass on a beach somewhere because he would get a real kick out of this. He did a hell of a job convincing the lads that TWAT is for real.

Congrats on keeping him there boys. To your surprise, I am even fatter than when I left, as I have been eating like crazy! As I was laying out on a beach in Cozumel, sipping a nice cold drink, I just began to chuckle. I thought of this loser out in Chad suffering, while I was watching the crystal clear waters of the beach. Then, when I got to Belize, it was quite hot. However, I took solice in the fact that I could waddle my fat arse right back onto the cruise ship into my air conditioned room to further stuff my face. And every time I thought about how hot it was, I just laughed beause I knew that nothing compared to the heat this guy is experiencing, especially in the same clothing for 2 weeks. BWHAHAHHA! This is great stuff guys. I am really happy to get back in this. I'll listen to the calls on Monday.

EDIT: For all those who asked about where Jojobean goes when he goes on vacation... he des not go to Chad, Kenya, Egypt or any of those places. I was in Mexico, Belize and the Bahamas. My wife didn't so much think Darfur was a good place. Thanks for asking.

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 11:16 pm

Quote:

i am in a great difficulty here in ndjamena the person that is assisting me have let me alone because he said that he is tired and he dont have anymore thing to give me

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! The TWAT has apparently been abandoned with no means of support Very Happy

Which means he's yours, all yours... Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:57 pm

Crimson, I just got around to listening to your call! BWHAHAHAHAHA! I have tears in my eyes.

EDIT: This just in... some really bad news. (For them) Evil or Very Mad

Quote:

DEAR HAMDAN/ERIC.
Brother Adamu,
THIS IS TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOU MESSAGE,THE CONTENTS OF YOUR MAIL IS WELL UNDERSTOOD
.I HAVE A GOOD NEWS FOR YOU AND HAMDAN,WE ARE LEAVING NDJAMEN TO ABECHE UNFAILLY TOMORROW.
I PLEADED TO ANOTHER DRIVER AND HE EXPECT TO DROVER US TO ABECHE TOMORROW MORNING OR WENSDAY MORNING,WHAT I NEED FROM YOU NOW IS PLEASE KEEP THE TRANSPORT FARE WITH
YOU AS SOON AS WE ARRIVAL TO ABECHE YOU HANDLE IT OVER TO THE DRIVER PLEASE AND WE WILL MAKE A CALL FROM ABECHE
TO CONFIRM THAT THE DRIVER HAS COLLECTED HIS FARE PLEASE.
I AM NOT WITH MYSELF HERE AGAIN BECAUSE I AM TOTALLY DOWN. Question

PLEASE YOU HAVE TO CALL ME TO RELIVE THE TENSION AND SHOCK I HAVE PLEASE.
PLEASE AS TRY TO BE AROUND SO THAT YOU WILL PAY THE DRIVER WITHOUT BEEN BIAS AS I PLEASED TO HIM TO CARRY TO ABECHE WITH TRUST.
PLEASE TRY AND BE BACK IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE MY EMAIL SO THAT YOU BE AROUND PLEASE.
TRY YOU BEST POSSIBLE TO CALL ME AND KNOW OUR MOVEMENT PLEASE I WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE PLEASE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR MUTUAL COOPERATION AND PEACE OF THE LORD BE UNTO YOU PEOPLE AMEN
BEST REGARDS,
ADAMU LAWAL

Man, talk about one pissed off driver. But don't worry, he will have a WU Secure waiting on him. This is going to be funny.

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:55 pm

It is a good thing that he is alone now. This way the driver can concentrate on just beating the snot out of one of them when they arrive in Abeche.
I'll bet the lad won't be able to run away very quickly while he is wearing that long flowing filthy robe. Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:11 pm

I will send him his WU Secure Services receipt this evening. It will look totally real. He'd be a fool to not start heading out there now Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:48 pm

The only thing that could make his journey even more worthwhile, from our perpsective, is if the vehicle has a cassette deck playing Take Me Home Country Road by John Denver on continuous loop. After all, this is all about messing with his mind...

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:39 pm

Wow, I just read through this entire bait and I am amazed. When I started reading this thread and noticed that it was made on Mar 31, I thought for sure that I would get to know the outcome in just a few minutes of reading. I guess now I am hooked with the rest of you guys.

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:17 am

@ callum: "Almost heaven, Darfur region".....

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:23 am

@ Tuco and Callum:

Almost heaven, Darfor region
Refugee camps, UN Peacekeepers
Genocide is old there, older than the famine
Younger than the rebels, growing like a breeze

All together now

Desert road, take me home
to the tent, I call home
displaced person, Darfor region
take me home, desert road . . .

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:56 am

Your not a John Denver fan are ya?
Very nice!! Heh

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well if i wore a hat i would take it off to you guys. ive just had to explain to 2 work mates why im in tears of laughter at this thread.

fantastic indeed and well done. how is the "stinky" anyway ??.

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:36 pm

Well, no word from our boy today. Hopefully that means he is on his way to Abeche. YW and I are sending him a WU Secure transfer, as we speak that he can pick up in Abeche, and ONLY in Abeche.

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:40 pm

^^^
And with any luck, they will arrest his mugu ass for presenting them with a forged WU receipt.

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 2:56 pm

Quote:

because i dont have any travel documents with me i take a big risk to come

I'm sure he is convinced that this whole safari is 100% risky free.

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:08 pm

Even if they break his fingers when he can't pay for his ride to paradise he should still be able to write and thank you - provided he can learn to type with his nose! Cool

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