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thedevguy67
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I just got this from a lad who responded to my mass insult bait (Rev. Henry Emeka is my insult character). Made my day 
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Subject: Lets settle as guy man this is my pics and address no need to exchange words.
I can't believe the fact that I actually spent my time typing to someone who I taught was a guy man, not knowing he is a nonentity. Who is a nonentity?
YOU MY FRIEND. YOU ARE the NONENTITY.
YOU CLAIM TO BE WHAT U ARE NOT, BECAUSE I BELEIVE ACTION SPEAK LOUDER THAN VOICE, U DO NOT NEED TO WASH YOUR DIRTY LINENS OUTSIDE FOR ALLTO SEE OK.
I RESPECT, MY MOM AND DAD THAT�S THE ONLY REASON I WILL SPARE YOUR PARENTS FROM INSULT THAT IS IF THEY ARE ALIVE.BECAUSE I DO NOT SEE ANY SENSE OF DECENCY IN YOU.
I KNOW U ARE A KID SO THERE IS NO NEED ME EXCAHNGING WORDS WITH YOU. IF YOU HAVE A PAYING JOB AT HAND YOU WON'T BE DOING THIS RUBBISH. FROM YOUR TPYING IT SHOWS THAT YOU ARE A TYPICAL IGBO BOY WHO possess a VERY DEEP ACCENT BECAUSE IT SHOWS FROM THE WAY U TYPe AND D WAY YOU EXPRESS YOUR WORDS. GUY BIG UP, PLEASE START ADULT EDUCATION, YOU CAN COMBINE IN WITH THIS YOU KNOw, SO THAT YOUR MAGA CA PAY YOU WELL AND MAKE U WANT YOU REALLY WANT TO ACHIEVE IN LIFE.
I ENJOY YOUR E-MAIL BECAUSE I BELEIVE AN IDLE MIND IS THE DEVILS WORKSHOP. SO SINCE YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE IDLE INORDER FOR U NOT TO BE THE DEVIL'S WORKSHOP YOU DECIDED TO E-MAIL ME. LOLLLL
OMODE, OBERENWA. TAI SMALL BOY, HOW CAN YOU CHALLENGE THE MEN THAT SAW THE AIR IN YOUR PARENT'S ANUS.
IT IS OUT OF IGNORANCE THAT THE RAT WILL CHALLENGE THE CAT FOR A FIGHT.
THE SNAKE WANTED TO CHALLENGE THE GOD'S ON A BATTLE AND NOW IT CRAWLS ON IT STOMACH. BE WARNED BECAUSE THE POISNOUS FLUID OF THE SNAKE IS OF NO HARM TO THE BACK OF THE TORTOISE.
ANODA FRIENDLY ADVICE. ALWAYS WATCH YOUR BACK AND NEVER YOU FIGHT AN ENEMY YOU DO NOT KNOW.
THE DEVIL U KNOW IS BETTER THAN THE ANGEL U DO NOT KNOW.
I AM THAT ANGEL.
THINK POSSIBILITIES THINK PHYSICS.
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He sent my my own "Death Sentence Bill" 
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MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
        
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dr stephen williams
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:17 pm |
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Hahahaha! Nice! Too big for a siggy, though! |
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Ima Baeder
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:46 pm |
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It's nice that he has it all figured out; you know, who you really are.
What the hell is this part about:  
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thedevguy67
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:08 pm |
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Yeah, I'm not sure either. Angry mugus can be puzzling. I'm just astounded he actually went through the time to make that "death sentence" bill. I must have touched a nerve |
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GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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Tommo Shanter
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Joined: 13 Jan 2006
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Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:12 pm |
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I particularly liked this bit on your free Death Invoice...
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| CORPSE WILL DECAY IF FMAILY (sic) FAIL TO ENTERTAIN VISITORS IN YOUR FUNERAL. |
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Master
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:14 pm |
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~ Ima Baeder,
something to do with sniffing farts i would say |
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thedevguy67
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:46 pm |
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@Tommo -- yes, lots of love went into that. He is even going to handle my funeral expenses |
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GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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Strongside
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:27 pm |
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WELL DONE MY GUY DEVGUY DAT DEY WON OF DI FUNNEST DEATH THREATS I GET SEEN OOOOOOOOOO |
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Psychedelic_Ni
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Joined: 28 Apr 2007
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:09 pm |
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| THINK POSSIBILITIES THINK PHYSICS. |
What does that have to do with anything? |
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Ok Dear.
Pls send the details again to the bank e mail. and
every necessary details that we be need to process the weird transfer to your account.
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:32 pm |
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Wow, that was just fantastic. Can I have this guy's addy? |
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thedevguy67
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:51 pm |
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Sure his e-mail is [email protected]
@Psy -- I have no clue what this lad is talking about. They seem to get even stranger when they are upset. |
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GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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Mike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
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Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:23 pm |
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| Contents of corpse: customised death of Dr. Henry Emeka |
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With your behavior I don't think that I will work with you. We are talking of money and with your altitude if I transfer this fund in your personal account you will seat on top of this money.
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Cap419kicker
Ye Olde Privy Smythe
Joined: 13 Jan 2007
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Location: Pushing truck selling Obama shirts on Ring Road Lagos
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:10 pm |
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@DEV I HAIL U BRODA DIS DEY TRUTH U NOW DEY LEVEL OF CL!FF0RD 0R1J1 OOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Connie L. Gus
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:04 pm |
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This is noteworthy on so many levels but I really like the last line.
THINK POSSIBILITIES THINK PHYSICS. |
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viereinsneun
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Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:07 am |
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ROFL! The Death Sentence Bill just tops it off.
Have you paid it?
Make sure it goes by |
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Swede
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Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:01 am |
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I like the idea of 'Death Insurance'. Like the company will pay you if you survive. |
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OMODE, OBERENWA. TAI SMALL BOY, HOW CAN YOU CHALLENGE THE MEN THAT SAW THE AIR IN YOUR PARENT'S ANUS.
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GeorgeBush
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| HE POISNOUS FLUID OF THE SNAKE IS OF NO HARM TO THE BACK OF THE TORTOISE. |
Get it? You see, you are the, umm, snake, or maybe the tortoise? WTF?
Also, you only have a "DEAT CERTIFICATE". That extra "H" is going to cost you some money - unless of course you bought the River Styx Diplomatic Tag Paper - then you should be all set!!! Nice job getting this ridiculous insult, thanks for sharing... |
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That is a priceless bit of work there - Fantastic Job 
I like the way he's guessed your weight to be 65kgs... You might want to tell him that you are actually the worlds fattest man and will need a custom made coffin...
This lad seems like a lot of fun! |
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Wright B Hindyou
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What does that make him, I wonder....  |
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It looks like a hell of a bargain to me! The death certificate, death insurance and clearance are all free, plus no demurage the decaying corpse. You can't beat that! |
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Spear N. Magichelmet
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Perhaps he is a proctologist...? |
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Ulquiorra Schiffer
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So, it's past 11th April 2008... Are you dead yet? xD
Also,, loved the part that says:
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What the hell is that about??? |
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rootuser
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Something's really fishy about that certificate. Everything is free. He didn't ask for any processing fee for your death bill, did he? |
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I'm bouncing around here tonight looking for some funnies (rough day), and my mercy, my sides hurt!!
I think the Eater should offer t-shirts...I would totally rock a
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