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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:50 pm

RockStar wrote:

What is the record for a Safari anyway? Sorry for the questions but I'm very new as you can see. I've been lurking for a while to learn and see whats happening. I love the phone calls too - they are classic!

If memory serves me, someone (forget who) was able to get a lad to fly to the U.S., where he was prompty taken into custody by immigration officials.

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:58 pm

Rev. Dover is providing the TWAT with the phone number that he wanted. Professor So and So is sometimes there to answer it. Either way, I would imagine that the lad will feel better having a second phone number now.

Quote:

Brother Adamu,

Eric and Hamdan are appearantly making their way to Abeche now. I am unable to reach them on the phone. I have also been unable to reach anyone in Abeche on a landline for over a week now. There has been a disruption with all landline numbers there since there was transformer damage that has yet to be repaired.

When Eric and Hamdan are not in Abeche, I use this number +001.251.XXX.XXXX. But when they are in Abeche, I use this one... +44.020.XXXX.XXXX. It is a second satellite number but I have found that I have much better luck getting through with that one.

I assume that by the time you get this email, you will already be in Abeche. You may arrive before Eric and Hamdan so just relax and enjoy yourself until their arrival.

Blessings,

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:08 pm

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA

The TWATs are on their way to Abeche and will be there in the morning. The best part is, they have not paid the driver because they do not have any money. The TWATs promised the driver his payment once they arrived in Abeche. Laughing

By the time they reach Abeche, they will have been gone for more than 10 days and will have traveled over 1400 miles, one way, with no money to get back home.

Quote:

DEAR HAMDAN/ERIC.
I WANT TO INFORM YOU PEOPLE THAT I HAVE MADE ARRANGEMENT FOR THE DRIVER
THAT WILL CARRY ME TOMORROW TO ABECHE. THIS IS GOOD NEWS BY 6AM TOMORROW
I AM LEAVING NDJAMENA TO ABECHE TO MEET YOU PEOPLE OVER THERE.
PLEASE THIS IS A CHARTER VEHICLE 4BY4.THE PRICE IS ONE THOUSAND DOLLAR ONLY.
BECAUSE IT IS ONE WAY TICKET AND IT IS ONLY ME AND MY BROTHER.THE BREAK DOWN
PLEASE IS FROM NDJAMENA TO ABECHE IS TWO HUNDRED DOLLAR AND IT CARRY FIVE PERSON
.IT AS A RESULT OF THAT HTEY CHARGE THAT AMOUNT AND I TOLD THEM THAT THEY WILL RECEIVE THEIR
MONEY ONCE WE SEE YOU AT ABECHE.THAT IT IS YOU PEOPLE THAT IS GOING TO PAY THE MONEY I BEG THEM
BEFORE THEY ACCEPT THAT IT IS OKAY THEY WILL CARRY TO ABECHE TOMORROW
BY 6AM IN THE MORNING .
PLEASE HAMDAN/ERIC YOU THIS NUMBER AND CALL US TOMORROW 235639XXXX
PLEASE DONT FAIL TO CALL US TOMORROW AND TO KNOW OUR WAY ABOUT AND ALSO
KNOW WHEN WE ARRIVAL ABECHE TOMORROW.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR MUTUAL COOPERATION AND GOD ALL OF YOU THERE AMEN.
ADAMU LAWAL

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:22 pm

Rev. Dover just received this...

Quote:

DEAR REV BENJAMIN.
THIS IS TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOU MESSAGE. THE CONTENTS OF YOUR MAIL IS WELL UNDERSTOOD.
PLEASE I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT I AM LEAVING TOMORROW TO ABECHE TO MEET HAMDAN AND ERIC
PLEASE THE VEHICLE IS CHARTER ONE BECAUSE I BEG THE OWNER BEFORE HE ACCEPT TO GIVE ME A DRIVER THAT WILL US TO ABECHE TOMORROW MORNING BY 6AM .THE AMOUNT HE CHARGES IS ONETHOUSAND DOLLAR ONLY.PLEASE TELL HAMDAN /ERIC TO WAIT FOR ME PLEASE AND THE SHOULD CALL ME ON THIS NUMBER 235639XXXX PLEASE TO KNOW MY ARRIVAL PLEASE.
PLEASE I DONT WANT TO SUFFERED AGAIN PLEASE. (yea, that would be a dirty shame)
YOU CAN CALL BY TOMORROW EVENING TO KNOW IF I HAVE COME TO ABECHE
THANK YOU FOR YOUR MUTUAL

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:30 pm

YW: this is unbelievably mean spirited! hahahaha! I LOVE it! How the hell is he going to get out of this mess? Hahahahahaha! I love it! He may simply cease to write as he is:
a) locked up in jail
b) chopped into little pieces and fed to a dog
c) some other horrible and well deserved end rendering him unable to communicate (chopped both hsi hands off, is Shariah law there? Theft... >chop< some handless TWATS!)

Five thumbs:
Thumbs up

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:36 pm

He's getting closer and closer to this hellhole. Hope he can dodge the crossfire!

Too bad he was late for this party:

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Hundreds of civilians were killed in Chad�s capital N�djamena in early February when rebels temporarily entered the city. Some of the civilian causalities occurred when government forces attacked rebels with helicopter gun ships, observers told IRIN.

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:38 pm

These TWATs are going to be about as f***ed as anyone that I have ever seen. Without a miracle, they are going to be stuck in one of the worst places on earth. Despite the rosey picture that we painted about how nice Abeche is, it is truely a dusty hell hole, not to mention the frequent violence that occurs daily out in that area. The only thing that might keep them from getting beat to hell and back is that they have nothing on them worth stealing.

It's a shame that Jojo is out tanning his fat ass on a beach somewhere because he would get a real kick out of this. He did a hell of a job convincing the lads that TWAT is for real.

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:43 pm

Too bad the lad's not meeting a missionary named "Jan Jhaweed" or something like. I wonder what would happen if he started calling out for "janjaweed" in a motorpark.

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:57 pm

I am following this bait with awe and admiration...

Bruin

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:34 pm

Quote:

PLEASE I DONT WANT TO SUFFERED AGAIN PLEASE

The first unpleasant person he will be dealing with in Abeche is the driver.

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:51 pm

This is great!

YW wrote:

We live in the building exactly 20 meters to the West of the UNHCR office. It is easy to find that building. It is the only building in the center of town that has satellite dishes all over it.

It's probably posted earlier in the thread but I don't remember. Is this a real building in Abeche, maybe the headquarters of the local militia or something?

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:11 pm

YW and Prof.

It is a real vacation for any mugu traveling up north.
All the North region Niger, chad, Algeria, Mali is a total battle field after 7 pm.

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I imagine the driver will have some muscle with him just in case of bandits. I think we'll never hear from laddy again after he gets to the spot.

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:24 pm

Krona wrote:

This is great!

YW wrote:

We live in the building exactly 20 meters to the West of the UNHCR office. It is easy to find that building. It is the only building in the center of town that has satellite dishes all over it.

It's probably posted earlier in the thread but I don't remember. Is this a real building in Abeche, maybe the headquarters of the local militia or something?

It is in fact a real building. Although, I am not sure that it is occupied by the UNHCR. I forget who it is it, it might be the UNHCR or it could be OXFAM. I guess we'll all find out together. Laughing

And as far as the buidling to the West, I have no idea if there even is one.

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We may need a new icon for "stranded in hell"....

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:41 pm

Quote:

Although, I am not sure that it is occupied by the UNHCR.

I misread your earlier post, I thought you were telling him that the TWAT temple had the satellite dishes all over. I was picturing him knocking on the front door of the police station asking for the good Reverend.

I took a look at the satellite photos of Abeche on Google - what a little slice of paradise! You are all most thoughtful for sending these lads to such a peaceful, relaxing destination. Poor Jojo, stuck in Belize.... I'll bet he wishes he was right there with them.

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:44 pm

This bait really couldn't have gone any better. I can't wait til there are a couple mugus 20 meters to the west of the UNHCR building, scratching their heads. These mugus are in for a shitstorm, the likes of which they have never seen. They thought it was bad waiting in N'Djamena?? Hahaha!

Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:49 pm

There are no words to express my admiration for this masterpiece... Those lads are toast. I don't think the driver is going to be happy with his passengers....

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:21 pm

I wonder if the driver will get so mad at being the one taken for a ride that he will take them part way back to N'Djamena beforing telling his muscle to kick them out the door exactly halfway between Hell on Earth and the Land of No Hope?