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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 12:03 am

Hi everyone,
I'm currently available to answer incoming calls from any mugus you want wound up.
I can do evenings (after 4pm UK time) and weekends, but if they try and call another time they'll just get ignored until they call at a time I can talk. If they catch me during my lunch break they might be in luck (or otherwise) too.

Unfortunately, I can't record any calls, but if you give me an advanced warning via PM I can tell then something specific, and/or tell you what they say. I'll post any other details of amusing calls in this thread.

The number is:
(If outside the UK replace the first 0 with +44)

Happy pimping!

Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 10:51 pm

Dear old Emmanuel wants to try Western Union again (well, what can I say!) after all the problems with the bank account. Charlie Croker's totally sick of the whole thing so 'Michael' (my junior associate) is sorting it out first thing Monday and sending him the receipt by email. Michael's not happy with it and not about to take any crap - just in case Emma phones to gives him grief. He'll discover that he's inevitably got to go through the dreaded verification process again! (No way out of it, I'm afraid - but he'll have a darn sight more questions to answer this time, though!)

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:00 pm

I got a call from someone's lad in Nigeria today. He was talking about being asked for a passport and photograph by email. Sound familiar to anyone?

I burned a few quid of his credit, but he didn't want to tell me about the weather Sad

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:24 am

Having a lad (or lassie) contact you. I sent you a pm with particulars. Let me know if you did not receive it.

Many thanks.

Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:28 am

Ok, I've been getting calls since yesterday from a guy who's telling me a diplomat is on his way to meet me with a consignment. Apparently he's sent me an email about making a payment. I believe his name is Tony, I havent managed to get much more information that that. His email address is tony(something)[email protected]

Ring any bells?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Apr 2008 Posts: 45

Are you still taking calls. I just got a pet and he wants to discuss the details of his plan. I would like for him to burn some phone credit so I want to pimp a number to him.

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:06 pm

No problem, pimp away. Send me a PM if you want me to tell him anything specific.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Apr 2008 Posts: 45

Cool, thanks. Nothing in particular to tell him. My name is Ph1l1p and all I have told him is I am single from UK. Just keep him talking and act like I am deeply concerned with his proposition. It is 10.5M from some dead dude.

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:25 pm

I've just recieved a call from "Mr. Jacob" if that rings any bills. Apparently he's going to talk to someone and reply by monday. You'll also be glad to hear that he's been spending a lot of money Smile

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Apr 2008 Posts: 45

My boi is a Dan. It is still very early and he is still on script. He has been sending these long winded messages just a few minutes after I reply, so I have been making him wait. I just sent your number, but I am betting he will call you very soon.

Thanks again.

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:36 pm

I'm still getting calls from Mr. Jacob, asking whether the artwork should be 3-D or relief work. I told him I expected something 3D, like a sculpture. Sounds like he's pretty game.

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:33 pm

cool.

i forwarded your # to a Hassan Bello. nothing specific, your typical 419 bait.

my baiter name, Eed'jit Ashole, Londoner born to Indian parents..

i think he just wants to hear a voice..

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:51 pm

I just had a call from Hassan. He actually told me it was 100% Risk Free over the phone! Laughing

Sounded like he just wanted to talk for confirmation that it was a real person, and said he'd explain things properly in an email. He's going to employ a lawyer, although you'll be the one talking to him. I tried asking why he didnt want to talk to the lawyer himself, but he cut off/hung up.

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:01 pm

lol. thanks

@ Ivor, i have another one wanting to give a call if you don't mind.

Scammer; Mrs.Amina Mohammed

baiter; Jack Smehoffik

she offered me 30% of 10.7 mil.....

Master Baiter Joined: 05 May 2008 Posts: 104

One here if you could field a call..,

Doctor Peter Aamdi might call you about receiving a diplomat or his investment strategy- i've been trying to push immoral investments like whaling or seal clubbing or gun running.

My Character is Edward, an Investotron from Seattle.

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 12:50 pm

Thanks for the PM, Ivor - good luck on the exams.

will be calling you soon.

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