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Wally Combover
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 13 Mar 2007
Posts: 54
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:21 am |
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I guess it's just me.. but it only happened once.. i swear.
Anyway, the funny bit was, I was dreaming of some sort of 'agency' advertising for Scammers...
One of their selling points was "A great range of e-mail scripts to really get your scam off to a flying start!!"
... perhaps I should go into marketing. |
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:27 am |
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Perhaps you should fire up the website-creation-tool of your choice and start working on it.
If we discuss this with a couple of people there might be something to it.
To solve the payment-problem you could say they get a shortened version of the script for free, and if they are satisfied (which they of course will not be) they can pay for the rest. Or something like that. |
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"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:13 pm |
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Yes, I do. Which is how I know I need to get a life (what's that, again?)
The other night, I had a dream where a supposedly reformed lad was giving me magical teleportation powder. Very odd. |
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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:27 pm |
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I have had a couple of dreams about baiting. The only one I can really remember was about a lad I sent on safari. I woke up with a smile on my face. |
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Omar Edo-Abeche
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Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:28 pm |
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You guys/gals are weird. |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:03 pm |
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^^ says the wee blue man.
I once woke up wondering how on earth I was going to get a line of credit on an imaginary Canadian farm, could I still pay the mortgage? Where would the rennets go if I had to move out?
Then hubbys snores brought me back to reality |
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kurat
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Nov 2006
Posts: 522
Location: Europe
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:48 pm |
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Yesterday I stayed at home. I spent my whole day on baiting, and I remember I had a long dream about baiting and stuff that night.
[edit]Of course I mixed in some basic survival activities: eating, toilet, tea, music, cigarettes, etc.[/edit]
I remembered the dream when I woke up, but I have forgotten it by now
Just as jojo said, I woke up with a smile on my face.
Anyway, the answer is YES
I am sure I have dreamt about baiting before, but I just don't remember. |
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Scam Vigilante
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 28 Feb 2008
Posts: 16
Location: When I figure it out, I'll let ya know.
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:13 pm |
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well, you supposedly dream every single night. It's just that most of those dreams you will never remember. Somewhere, at some point, someone has probably dreamed of a totally fool-proof way of baiting lads forever and forgot it as soon as they woke up. |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:34 pm |
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God help me, last night I dreamed that I got a custom tag due to something I said in the PWT. |
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FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:51 pm |
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Hope it wasn't brother sacrificer |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:29 pm |
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dreamed that I got a custom tag |
Be carefull, if Snerd sees that he might... I am not going to give him any ideas
In answer to the OP, yes, often, I cant remember any of them right now but I will often go to bed dreaming about what torture I will inflict next, if only I could remember I would have a gold mine of new modalities, some of them good ones |
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<- this one belongs to Ralph. |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:56 pm |
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I've gone to bed and spent an hour tossing and turning thinking of my current modalities, and what twists and turns I need to throw in. I've also tossed and turned over being elated at a good result.
Have I dreamed of baiting? Yes I admit that I have. I've also had the song "I go chop you dollar" going round in my head for a week now, and i can't get rid of it.
I feel like there's a break from baiting coming on. |
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bombardier
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Joined: 02 Jan 2006
Posts: 2021
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Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:01 pm |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Posted:
Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:13 pm |
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If penguins are involved, yes. |
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:35 pm |
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Probably, I've forgotten. The one I've never forgotten was when I dreamed in LISP. Now that was one hell of an experience, but one that 99.9% of you are totally unable to appreciate even if I try to explain. So I wont. |
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remmy223
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Posts: 1734
Location: butt f*** middle of nowhwere
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Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:35 pm |
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i am always thinking of what i can do next and how to apply it.
strange lives we lead
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Scam Vigilante
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 28 Feb 2008
Posts: 16
Location: When I figure it out, I'll let ya know.
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Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:56 pm |
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thud419 wrote: |
The one I've never forgotten was when I dreamed in LISP. Now that was one hell of an experience, but one that 99.9% of you are totally unable to appreciate even if I try to explain. So I wont. |
Well, the other .1% constitutes a total of 20-21 registered users. So maybe it's worth it anyway? |
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Casual Occurrence
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Dec 2007
Posts: 529
Location: Around here....somewhere.....
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Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:10 am |
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The one I've never forgotten was when I dreamed in LISP. |
I think I would have shot myself upon waking up...I programmed in LISP once (Tic-Tac-Toe) and once was enough. *shudder* |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Posted:
Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:26 am |
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What about dreaming about a baiter/baitress? |
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kurat
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Nov 2006
Posts: 522
Location: Europe
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Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:58 pm |
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I'd like to read about the LISP dream. Was it perhaps in CL? |
_________________ J0el Akum14h - Accra->Tamale->Accra(880km) co-bait with bill mcdill
First kill: (13Nov06)
Fake banks: [ eBay scamsite]
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"I believe that you would not want to hear more of a lawyer language and grammars" - Saint Patrick
"so for my lawyer I want to also seriously sit on the emails I have received" - Mrs. N1na M1lha
"If i don't see you guys today.I probably would starve and have no where to sleep as i cant access my account here while some are low on cash" - Jo3l Akum1ah |
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hacker9
419Eater is my life
Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 428
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Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:18 pm |
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I've dreamed I was playing NetHack. Last night, actually.
I was up to level 7 and being chased by a ghost.
I also dreamed that I was on my way to class to take my final, then I was waylayed by some kidnappers and tortured to get some sort of information which for some reason I was unwilling to divulge. |
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Posted:
Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:59 am |
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I just picked up the OPs idea of a site to sell scripts to the lads...
Yes, I have too much time, and I know that it looks a bit like Starbucks Coffee... |
_________________ "..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
x4 Wole A.: Akure, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, Akure, Nigeria to Tanguieta, Benin (both with Thomas-the-Tank and Simba), Akure, Nigeria to Kano, Nigeria (with TtT and OD), Akure, Nigeria to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (with TtT)
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:12 pm |
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@kurat. Nothing as grand as Common Lisp. It would have been XLisp, although I don't think objects played a part - it was all recursion and trees. |
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I did not f**k your wife in any way -- Nike Akanbi
I don't know what else to do or do I continue filling and filling forms. -- Barr. Koloti
you has been dribbling me up and down but I will show some thing you have never seen before, I think you breath air wait and see. -- Barr. Cole
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x 0.25 won from Reaper in a sucker's bet
x8 x several |
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chevyk10darlin
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Joined: 04 Mar 2008
Posts: 318
Location: Texas baby!
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:50 pm |
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Well, I had my first dream about baiting last night... don't remember all of it, but what i do remember is me standing in some foreign city across the street from a WU at a table drinking something and watching my lad go in and out of the WU all while talking to me on a cell.... it was complete and utter bliss! |
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akenfreid
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 24
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:14 pm |
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I drempt about baiting last night. I had a US lad who lived in a city that I actually needed to visit on real business, so I got him to buy my plane ticket. Not sure whether or not that would be considered cash baiting IRL |
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