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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 2:31 am

Since GWB is currently in Africa, maybe you could possibly use this to your advantage?

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

@ Da Mayor, damn, I have not checked the latest news on the White House website for a while now, just seen it:

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President and Mrs. Bush will travel to Africa from February 15-21, 2008. They will visit Benin, Tanzania, Rwanda, Ghana, and Liberia.

Wish I had known that before.

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 2:41 am

Benin is close.....how about a little safari action?

Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:30 am

President Bush dancing again - this time in Liberia!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2008/feb/22/bush.dances

Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:09 am

Welcome to 419eater Niagara - I hope you enjoy your time here

Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:57 am

Thanks, Zen!

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:39 pm

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you lock me in the cellar of love and feed me pins, where shall we sleep tonight Mother? In Father's grave? My eyes, my eyes are pies, and yours are lies, ALL LIES! I am a fly, trapped in a bottle of shadows, Bzzzzzzzz... The birds have plucked out my eyes, what's for tea, mother? Maggots on toast?

One of my all time favourite Fast Show sketches Laughing

Great work SP

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^ Yeah, I was looking at Johnny Painter on YouTube earlier, he cracks me up Laughing

Laddy replied to GWB today, he made no mention of anything in my last 2 emails, probably thinks he can ignore them, all he wants to know is what's his fate with the project Rolling Eyes

, not, what's my fate with 25 years in jail and a death sentence Very Happy

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Subject: I BEG YOU SIR!

Your Excellency,

Please, Sir, it would be very benevolent of you to let me know my fate in the musical project... I would like to know my stance. I have waited all these while patiently but, the silence is really killing me.

Sir, please let me know my fate.

xxxxx xxxxx.

GWB replied wanting answers:

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Dear xxxxx xxxxx,

Thank you for your email,

You want to know what your fate is? Well, I will tell you, your fate is in your hands, that's what your fate is.

Again, you have not answered any of the questions I asked in my last email concerning the 419 fraud you were involved in, instead, you have chosen to reply to one of the emails I sent to you months ago concerning the , why did you not reply to my last email, or the email before that which had the same content? Is it that you think you can just ignore it and that I will go away?

Please do not insult me by saying you never received my emails, because all of the emails I send have within them, which tells me when my emails have been read by you, I suggest you read my last email again and reply to it, answering ALL of the questions I asked of you.

As far as the music project is concerned, as it stands, until you give me the details that I want, there will be no further discussion of it and it will not happen. I'm sure you are aware that I have not yet told Luther of your scamming ways, if he knew about that, he would have nothing more to do with you, due to him once being scammed by someone from Nigeria, and the last thing I want to do is to hurt Brandie further than you have already hurt her, and if Luther had nothing more to do with you, Brandie would be without you because you would have no music career and would not be coming to the United States, as you can see, I am not completely without compassion, but I will come down hard on a certain person with if they do not comply completely with my requests.

All I have told Luther so far, is that there are problems getting visas for some of the choir members to travel, he has accepted that and is prepared to wait, I am trying to help you out, you need to do the same for me, but please be certain that, if you do not comply with my questions, I will tell Luther all about you and the 419 scam you were involved in, Brandie will be heartbroken, and you will be taken in to custody by the EFCC to face numerous charges that will see you locked away for many years, before being executed for your crimes, do not play games with me, xxxxx, I am the magic man, and I can make you disappear.

Brandie is due to be released from the psychiatric hospital on March 4th, she will no doubt be expecting to hear that you have answered my questions, do not disappoint her and do not lie to her by saying you have replied to my questions, Brandie tells me everything and will forward me your emails, so I will find out, the ball is in your court now, you know what you need to do!

Sincerely,

GWB.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:26 am

Half-truths and omissions will be coming shortly! Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

He also mailed Brandie last night, she'll get back to him when she is released from the psychiatric hospital:

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Subject: PLEASE TALK TO ME!

My Love,

What is actaully happening? I have waited all these while to hear from you. Please, if this project is no longer realisable, please do let me know. I beg you. This silence is becoming something else.

I hope to hear from you soon.

xxxxx.

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:35 pm

Hahahaha!
I can almost feel sorry for the guy! He has probably got a mixture of angry friends he owes money to, and people laughing, saying "See? I told you so!" Poor guy!
Hahahahah!
I really do look forward to seeing his response....

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I had forgotten about this bait temporarily, seeing it mention in general chat reminded me. I have not heard from the lad since his last email on March 2nd and 3rd, so GWB sent him an email a few minutes ago, if he doesn't respond to that one, then it's time for Brandie to send his naked photos to his choir Twisted Evil

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Dear xxxxx xxxxx,

Again, you have failed to reply to the questions I asked of you, I will give you a little longer to reply to my last 2 emails containing the questions, because for all I know, you might be out of town visiting your ill father, I hope he is feeling better?

Make the most of your time with your father, because if you don't tell me what I want to know, you wont be around to see him again, that will be due to you being on death row!

I had an email from Brandie recently, she is recouperating well after coming out of the psychiatric hospital, she tells me that you have not even emailed her, she is mighty angry with you for not emailing her and she is saying youjust used her, she told me that she is thinking about sending your naked photos to all the members of your church to get even with you for hurting her, I have the feeling she will send them, and she does have the email addresses and postal addresses of everyone in your choir, because when you sent them to me, I of course passed them to Brandie due to her being Luthers secretary, god only know what she will say in the email she sends to them all, she did mention about telling them all that you are a 419 scammer and that's why they are not coming to the United States of America, and that you are a dirty love rat.

I suggest you email me and give the details I requested, because time is running out and I need to make a decision on your future, I use the word "future" very loosely, you might not have a future, that is up to you to decide what becomes of you!

Sincerely,

GWB.

Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:16 pm

This is a very sophisticated and much more frightening version of a death threat, isn�t it? Twisted Evil

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:04 am

Yikes, SP! Talk about exposure! Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

F**k, is this still going!!!

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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:56 pm

Awesome stuff .. GWB .. how dumb do they get??
Really amazing baiting, and fantastic tropy's !! ..

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:18 pm

SP, I love your reference to "love rat" Thumbs up

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

This bait is more than likely near the end now, no reply to GWB about the questions I aksed, and no emails for Brandie Crying or Very sad

, so, with that, it's time for Brandie to fire her parting email shot across his bows Twisted Evil

In sending the email, I also sent it to the 85 email addresses of the other choir members and people involved, of those sent, 42 bounced, but that still leaves 43 that were delivered, not only were the emails delivered, so were the attachments, which were the 6 naked photos that he had sent to me earlier in the bait, I hope the choir like those and what I had to say about the lad sleeping with another man he met in a bar :twistedevil: , but being the big soft hearted girl that I am

, I gave him one last chance to come to the US:

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Hi xxxxx,

You have no idea how ill you made me get, everything is all your fault, it's all down to you being one of those 419 scammers, President Bush told me all about how you scammed that elderly couple from the USA, you stole all of their money, and when they had no money left to send to you for the bogus fees, you then made them sell their campervan so that they would send you money via Western Union for yet more advance fees in the scam you were running, you filthy low down scamming dog.

All the stress and anxiety you caused me, made me ill and I ended up in hospital, you kept telling me how you loved me and how you wanted to marry me and settle down, but all the time you are noting but a scamming 419 pig, you are a vile despicable creature, why do you hurt people like that?

I can't believe that I fell for your charms, it just goes to show that you cannot trust anyone these days, you had such a bright future ahead of you, you would have made tens of millions of dollars from your singing and the movie, and all of your choir members would have been famous and wealthy beyond their dreams, you have shattered the dreams of many people, including me.

The people in your choir must really hate you, can you imagine, with all the money they would have been earning, they could have taken care of their families for the rest of their lives, but what have they got now? NOTHING, that's what they have got, NOTHING, if it wasn't for you being a 419 scammer, you and the choir would have already been to the USA and recorded the YMCA song, but you have ruined everything by being a scammer, in a way I hope that your choir members forgive you, but if I was them, I would string you up by a rope from the nearest tree and bury you in a deep hole somewhere, xxxxx, you are a worthless piece of shit and you deserve everything you get.

I really hate you now, I had so much love for you at one time and would have spent my whole life with you, but now you have destroyed my dream, you have destroyed the choirs dream, and you have destroyed your own dreams, you are such a fucking idiot, you are a patheitc little excuse for a man, and like I told you before, your penis is very small for a grown man, and as you know, I was going to pay for you to have plastic surgery to make your penis at least look man sized, but I guess you will now have to make do with that stupid little penis you have got, no wonder your fiancee left you for another man, you probably couldn't satisfy her in the bedroom, or should I say in the stable, you good for nothing goat.

Have any of the people in your choir seen how small your penis is? Well, they will see how small you are now, because, as I am sending this email to you, I am also sending it to all the people in your choir, and attached to this email are all the naked photos of yourself that you sent to me, I hope you look really stupid when they are all laughing at you, especially the girls in the choir, they will all be laughing behind your back, they will probably be laughing at your front as well LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL, you bastard.

Tell me something, xxxxx, remember when you said that you had gay sex with another man not long after your fiancee left you, you said you were drunk and depressed because your fiancee had left you for anohter man, and you said you felt inadiquate in bed with a woman, so you met some man in a bar or club, you told me that he was gay and that while you were drunk, he kissed you on the lips, and you said you felt aroused by the kiss, and then you went back to the mans home and spent the night with him, well, I think you should go back and find your gay male lover again, because I can't see how any woman would ever want a fool like you, I don't know why I forgave you for sleeping with a man, but that's the kind of gal I am, I have always been the forgiving type, but no more, you need to stick with your male lovers from now on, at least that way you wont hurt another woman, you son of a bitch scum bag.

Now, whilst I hate you, there is still a tiny little part of me that still loves you, I have not told Luther about your scamming yet, so it's up to you if you still want to come to the USA, I mean, you on your own, not the choir, I would still give you one final chance if you can prove to me that you really do love me beyond all reasonable doubt, then you can come live with me, marry me and settle down and have a family with me, or you can stay in that horrible place you are living in now, it's your choice honey, Lagos or Las Vegas, what's it to be, xxxxx?

Hope to hear from you again soon babe.

LOVE YOU ALWAYS

All My Love,

Brandie.

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Edited a couple of typos.

Master Baiter Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Posts: 237

^^ Well even if he doesn't reply, THAT has got to get him squirming! Oh to be in the room when one of those choir members opens their email! LOL.

If you don't get a reaction maybe you ought to send a shorter note to the choir members it didn't bounce to again with the pics at the end of the week...right before they see him at church for services! Twisted Evil

Can't wait to see what happens now! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:42 am

Oh, I wish I could see how his choir members treat him after that... What a glorious, brilliant burn. The lad is toast and he doesn't even realized he's been baited. Epic stuff. bow_down

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Please check the main Nigerian newspapers during the next days for any signs of spontaneus combustion. Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:28 am

That was so fantasticly cruel, legendary. I'm trying to think of an equivalent I can compare it too, but failing miserably.

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:04 am

I humbly bow at the feet of the one who orchestrated one of the best baits ever!!!! (I have a long way to go) bow_down

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:50 pm

Sweet job SP!

Can you imagine how his life will be now???

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

OUCH!!! That is gonna hurt!!!

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