The fifth annual Eater Valentine thread

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Elite Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 1979

<Purrrrrrrrrrrr> <stretch> <yawn>

Last night was magical. Now I think I will go back for a little nap. Thanks Honey(s).

Wayne, the computer is making a funny ticking noise, will you be a dear and see to it please?

Jojobean, honey, the car needs an oil change.

Oh, and RedShoes, it's a little drafty. Mending the holes in my jeans is part of laundry detail.

I'll make crepes for everyone in an hour.

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:39 pm

Dear, I have already gotten the oil changed. I picked up where WAyne left off and fixed the computer too. But I will NOT mend those jeans. Evil or Very Mad

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Ima, our picnic was very nice.

We'll have to do this again, next year. Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

I enjoyed it too. Very Happy

Consider it a date.

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:08 pm

Man, am I tired.... I don't think I slept more than 10 minutes all night. The Brussel sprouts and cream fetish was kinky but I have to admit it was pretty hot...

Hey, Cachuma, let's do it again tonight! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:18 pm

yo juan were did you find the burger chef pic... wow it be years since ive one of those

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:13 pm

Whoa...

Wow.....

Holy shmakaroos!

Phew....

Ohmygod!

Unbelievable!

What a MAN Juan is!

I'll never be able to eat Brussel Sprouts again without giggling.

(Sorry about the mess, Simba -- we'll pay for the damage...)

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:16 pm

Hey Cachuma,

Did you have to chew those brussel sprouts for him and spit them into his mouth? At his age, I would wonder how many teeth the poor old man had left.

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:18 pm

Great time JMR, we'll have to do it all over again next year, sorry about the few kegs and bottles everywhere, oh, do you know who this one is? Found her sprawled over the table this morning as I fell out of the trailer.

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:37 pm

^^^ I can't be positive, but I think that's Reaper.

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:38 pm

Cachuma wrote:

(Sorry about the mess, Simba -- we'll pay for the damage...)

No need to worry yourself about that, you crazy kids.
As long as you had a great time, thats all that really matters to me

Besides, the hidden camera in the honeymoon suite recorded everything in glorious technicolour.
The ticket sales from the Natitingou anal film festival will more than cover any damages.... Wink

(And that isn't a spelling mistake folks......) Embarassed

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:59 pm

I'm not the man who usually kisses and tell, but in this case............

.....I won't. Wink

Hope everyone had a happy Valentine's Day.

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:03 pm

Dear, you don't know how glad I am that you are ok. I hated the thought of you dead and we would never get to do this again.

I have to say that you are not much of a talker, but that's ok because I do enough for both of us. You were so sweet to agree with every word I said.

That big, big box of chocolate covered cherries that you brought was dribbled all over the place in every room (especially the bedroom) and there was none left this morning. It was smears of it here and there, I even saw it in the shower this morning. No cherries found!!!!

I have to admit that in the middle of the night things were fussy and I came here and made that post to let all of our friends know who had the upper hand. I brought the whip out thinking you would hear it and get back up. That was the time I had realised that I had too many drinks.

jojo, he mumbled a lot, once I thought I heard something like that, but not real sure.

Oh, I do hope we do it again and you won't be dreaming. Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:25 pm

That was a fun Valentine's thread everybody. Very Happy

Until next year...................

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:31 pm

corona wrote:

Dear, you don't know how glad I am that you are ok.

Yes my dear. I am doing much better now. I am walking under my own power again. The doctors are encouraged by my speedy recovery so far and think that I will be able to swim and bike again real soon, maybe as soon as March.

I hate to cut this conversation short but I have another session with the physical therapist now. See you soon.

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:40 pm

Mugatu wrote:

Thanks for being my valentine this week! ... Same time next year then!

It's a date. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:52 pm

lotta, thanks for starting this thread and I don't think we will ever forget it. Laughing

I have a stomach ache, you unimaginable bastard pig!

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:41 pm

Harry Bawls wrote:

^^^ I can't be positive, but I think that's Reaper.

Glares at Bawls!! How do you know Reaper's nakkid body? Hmmmm, you been cheating on me again? Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:34 pm

Lovey and I had the most romantic Valentine's Day ( week ) ever.

He said.............

Quote:

Thanks to all! Thumbs up

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:06 pm

Invite him back next year Corona, Very Happy

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:59 am

Chibuike wrote:

Glares at Bawls!! How do you know Reaper's nakkid body? Hmmmm, you been cheating on me again? Evil or Very Mad

No Sweetie, I would never cheat on you. The only reason I said that was I thought EVERYBODY has seen Reaper naked.

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:05 am

Chibuike wrote:

[Glares at Bawls!! How do you know Reaper's nakkid body? Hmmmm, you been cheating on me again? Evil or Very Mad

Hahahaha. Sounds like Harry to me, cheating on his partner and committing a felony. Well, it depends on what country we were in. Cool

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:33 pm

I am shocked and frightened to know that YW and I have been baited.

http://www.funny-potato.com/images/reach-out/reach-out.jpg

Evil or Very Mad

I have since found out that OBL is NOT that girl. You are probably wondering, "How did you spend a whole night with her, pleasuring her in ways unimaginable to most without seeing her?" Well, as soon as I showed up, she made me put a blindfold on. Then she told me that she liked the lights off. So, I obliged.

Now I find this picture on the internet during my unrelated search. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:03 pm

I'm OK with it Jojo. After the night that I spent with Corona, I am OK with just about anything.

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:17 pm

jojobean wrote:

I have since found out that OBL is NOT that girl.

You'll be even more surprised when you find out "she" isn't a girl at all.

Didn't the old blinfold trick and the smell of swarfega give the game away?

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