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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:37 pm

^^ Please mask the name .
This is his other scam he tries to raise "funds" for. I fear he thinks we will go to Tamale to meet him and these guys, which is a no!
It would raise the fun if they accompanied ARK to Accra Smile

I just sent him an email as my lawyer (NOT connected with Dan) telling that he can help in his so far unsuccessful inheritance thing by providing the Pr1nz with some data, i.e. work.

Dan came to ARK one month ago to see L1m0bia, at least that�s what ARK thinks, and Dan has played along. So, Chucky, please be generous : If he definitely wants to come to Accra en group, do some more "guests" really matter ? Wink

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Oops. Sorry about the "o" instead of an "0." My bad.

Do you think that Chucky is made of money? Hey, if you want the officers there, it's on pr1nz's dime, not Chuckys. Chucky's gonna have to charge you for the extras. He ain't some pimp you know.

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:05 pm

'Sigh' your wish is my command. After all, you will be helping me in getting my money back from this cheater Miss Ab4cha. Second reason for my trip, big suitcase for funding ARK (and some thousands for the excellent L1m0bia report I got from Dan). Third reason, if ARK works well, helping my friend D3nut0 to recover ARK�s mysteriously disappearing inheritance money. But that�s unlikely, D3nut0 will have to return on Mar7th, ARK�s 40th b�day.
Sorry about my constantly mentioning ARK. Still waiting for Dan�s reply. Don�t think I don�t like Dan Wink

PS. Jayhawk, your team won. You could be in a little more generous mood! (Your moneymaker fame is well-deserved, it seems.)

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Generous? I'm supplying you, Dan and Ark with food, liquor and hookers. How much more generous do you want me to be?

But I've got to draw the line somewhere. The L1m0bia army has got to get their own women.

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:08 am

Ok, ok, ok.
Prinz has not answered ARK and you directly, ARK will know by the following email from Chrys315 his friend. I like to do this indirectly :

Quote:

Dear 4hm3d,

Pr1nz 3rn5t-4ugu5t has written to me if I would like to accompany him on a one-day Accra trip. He invites me to meet you, his new barrister Mr. S0lud0 and Mr. D4niel. It seems like Pr1nz 3rn5t-4ugu5t has to act quick to get his losses back and he wrote that he is willing to bring the funding for L1m0bia with him, personally, which is a lot of money, and he wants to be accompanied by a friend he can trust, and he asked if I would be willing to join him!!!

Oh Ahm3d, I�m so happy! I will see Ghana, we will arrive in Accra Tuesday, out meeting at a fantastic restaurant, as he told me, will take place in the G0lden Tul1p, sounds fantastic, at about 8 PM!

I am so happy!!! Will I meet you there? Prinz said you are invited, too, at Mr. S0lud0�s expense, and I am at Prinz� expense. He is such a generous person.

I am still in St. Moritz, I am still good at ski sport. I am returning on Sunday or Monday latest, to be able to get into the plane to be in Ghana on Tuesday! Fantastic! Will it be very hot there? I need to buy some smashing clothes here in St. Moritz, even if it�s ridiculously expensive!

Hope to meet you there, my dear Ahm3d!

PS I will have a private gift for you. I won�t tell you before but I am sure you will be happy!

Yours, Chryse15 S0ph1a Ph1m0kr4t3s

PS. Chrys315� speaking voice comes from the same person who flew to Lagos, only to be behind bars now Wink

the world is very small.

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Crap. I gotta find more hookers now? You know, at the rate we're going we're going to have every prostitute in Accra employed for at least one night.

Nice of you to volunteer me to pay. Smile

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Well, ARK is in.

Quote:

Dear Mr s0ludo,
I am very happy to inform you that i would be coming over to this
meeting with two Lim0bia officers .Please forgive me for the
inconveniences .we would be coming over there.
thank you

It looks like S0ludo's scathing email had the desired result.

Dan, however, is still a no-show at this point.

Quote:

How are you today,hope you are doing fine.i want to let you know i can't come to Ghana i am already in Nigeria now in benin city,and i don't have the money to even come to lagos so i am not sure i can make it now because things are very bad now so if you can tell charles to shift it to Nigeria i will apreciate.
Best Regards,
Dan

Silly twit. S0ludo is a very, very busy man who has moved his schedule around for this meeting. Of course he can't come to Nigeria. Now, if Dan doesn't make it the meeting will be canceled. S0ludo's secretary is rather dipsy, so she might forget to tell ARK.

So how far is ARK traveling this time? Frumpy, are you getting a pith helmet?

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:50 pm

Quote:

22:27 (1� Stunden)
Dear Pr1nz,

I will now be able to recognize you .

I am very delighted that you have been able to send me the photograph.
this really the beginning of a good relationship business Partnership
and the in the L1m0bia .
Hope that you will not fail ,i will now tell them to as well start
preparing and we will be off going to ACCRA TO MEET YOU THEN .ON
TUESDAY .wishing you a safe trip to Ghana and all the best in
everything .

4HM3D K4D1RI

439 km again. He knows the route very well by now, only 12 hours by bus - if it works. Maybe Tuesday will happen to be a nice lad disappointment but it would not work without your support AND Marvinator�s Pr1nz pic AND RS hopefully acting the goat for me again Smile

Waiting for her to come and spending Skype dimes for a Chry5 call to ARK, being terribly excited about Ghana and all - when he is asleep, as this is her speciality.

Sorry about Dan. Nothing is lost yet. I do suspect though that Dan will be the person everybody needs to wait for.

Everything ARK sent or I sent to him today, including a sign pic showing me (Thanks, Marvinator!) is in this post http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1030838#1030838 , no need to double post it. It�s mainly me telling him preparations are ongoing and, ah yes, you do need a photo to recognize me, here is it. Chry5 was informed that she needs light summer clothes and please bring a German mobile as a present, which will be a problem, because in RL, AFAIK, Siemens mobiles are Taiwanese now.

Well, Pr1nz and ARK don�t really need Dan. Maybe ARK will send him money again Very Happy

After all, it is you, CS, who knows so awfully much about biz and how to recover my Ab4ch4 loss.

Agreed, Dan is to blame?

One thing, who is doing the reservations of seats in the restaurant for Chuck, Pr1nz, Chrys315, Dan, ARK and his two boys? Your secretary Miss B4byj4y? Any details yet about flight plans, the menu, the brand of cigars, the h00kers? Shocked

I assume you will send me a big bill afterwards with the costs of your salary, the hotel rooms and menus for Chry5 and ARK�s buddies? Well, why the bureaucracy? Since I travel with a large money suitcase, real businessmen deal with cash money only! Smile

PS Chucky, interested in a Picasso or a Modigliani for your office?

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Chucky's secretary has got all of the arrangements down. I'll be sending them some photos from the escort service so they can pick the women they want. I'll even offer ARK some male escorts, as he doesn't seem to like women. No need for a reservation. Chucky has got a table whenever he wants one!

Miss B4byjay will send them an email Tuesday postponing the meeting until Dan arrives. Let's see how long we can keep him in Accra. We can't do all of this without Dan, can we? Twisted Evil

So will Pr1nz actually make the flight?

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:48 am

Jayhawk wrote:

Miss B4byjay will send them an email Tuesday postponing the meeting until Dan arrives. Let's see how long we can keep him in Accra. We can't do all of this without Dan, can we?

Please cancel it not too early, maybe the bus stops every hour. If there arises the question about a phone number, I will call him myself if necessary. One more pat on his shoulder tomorrow evening maybe.
How about cancelling the 8/8:30PM meeting at, say 6PM? The same day, of course. Mrs. B4byj4y might not know that Accra and T4male are more than 20 miles apart...

Regarding the hookers issue, He�s a nice man, he has no problems with Par1s but doesn�t actually need hookers. Do what the real LeChuck would do. Smile

but be an earnest lawyer. Smile

Quote:

So will Pr1nz actually make the flight?

Of course! After I get all my shirts and socks together I�ll do the big jump. Chrys315 will be accompanying me, you�ll like her, a blonde 26 y o with a recent inheritance ready to be delivered in Ghana.
I still believe there is a chance in Dan participating. I don�t know how much they communicate with each other, they do from time to time, but if Dan is the problem why the meeting must be cancelled, then we can easily redo it, say, 3 days later ? Smile

Th eboys sure won�t have no problems finding a proper accomodation, LeChuck and/or Pr1nzie will reimburse their expenses sooner or later.
Jayhawk, you still have not said which would be your preferred modern artist.

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Hey, Chucky is glad to be a part of this. When I started using Chucky I never dreamed that someone would take him seriously.

Let's see now. What painting would I like.....

This one seems to be appropriate:

I will cancel a couple of hours before the meeting, due to Dan not being there. Very Happy

edit - Secretary B4byjay has confirmed the meeting.

Quote:

Barrister S0ludo is looking forward to our meeting Tuesday, and is very excited that you can make it. When you arrive at the restaurant be sure and use the west entrance, and not the main entrance. Barrister S0ludo prefers dining in secrecy. The attendents at the west entrance are aware that you will be arriving, and will show you to the proper room. (One more way that things can get farked up. The staff at the main entrance will be instructed to tell all that Barrister S0ludo is not there.)

In the matter of your escorts, I have enclosed some photos for your approval. Simply tell me which escorts you would like Barrister S0ludo to secure the services of. Mr. ARK, Barrister Soludo informs me that your tastes do not flow to women. There is nothing wrong with that. For your pleasure I am enclosing some photos of some male escorts that Barrister S0ludo is willing to hire for you. Simply let me know which one, or ones, you prefer. (Man, did I feel dirty cruising for those pics. Very Happy

)

Gentlemen, Barrister S0ludo looks forward to meeting with you on Tuesday, and looks forward to the start of a great business arrangement!

Melinda B4byjay
Executive Secretary
Barrister Charles S0lud0

I'm still holding out hope that Dan will make it. Not great hope, but hope. I'm hoping the possiblity of him getting laid will do the trick. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:44 pm

No email today from either one. Not even from your secretary. I believe I have missed something with that one.
Tomorrow at noon I will say "good-bye, see you in Accra" to Mr. 439km. Dan will have to pay for it.

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I didn't send you the email I sent to Dan and ARK, as some of those photos weren't the nicest in the world. ARK has replied back to the secretary:

Quote:

Thank you for the photographs but we do not need women or any escort . We will be there on Tuesday to meet you all there. I will never forget you of kindness .
Thank you .

That last one leaves me all fuzzy inside. Very Happy

But doesn't the lad know that it's an insult to S0ludo to refuse his offer of women?

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:17 pm

Done it just now - my fare well letter. What a load of bullsh1t...good feelings go wasted on him.

Quote:

Dear Mr. K4d1ri,

all preparations are being made. I have received all necessary directions from Mrs. B4byj4y. I will leave my castle tomorrow morning, to fulfill my appointment at my bank. Later, on my way to the airport, I will collect Mrs. Ph1m0kr4tes, who has just conformed that she arrived safe and sound home from Switzerland and is back in Berlin again, resting. She will bring her own contract regarding your micro credit business with her, and a small present she will buy at the airport in Accra.

We will be travelling together, as I do not feel too easy with such a substantial amount of money. I am glad she is accompanying me. We will.arrive in Ghana the day after tomorrow, on Tuesday. I am having your photograph with me you made for me, the one with my name on a sign, but we are sure we will recognize you. We will be meeting you and the L1m0b1a gentlemen, who are my personal guests, of course, waiting in the G0lden Tul1p Restaurant in Accra at 8 PM on Tuesday.

Regarding you, Mr. K4d1ri, we are going to sign the L1m0bia contract. I�d like to give you my funding in person after the signing so you can open a bank account in Accra or at your house bank, as you wish.

Then, while I will be talking with Mr. S0lud0 about my Ab4ch4-loss and further opportunities, you will find the time and place to discuss your micro credit business with Miss Ph1m0kr4tes. I believe she is quite happy that I have found a way to come to Ghana that quickly.

Furthermore, I will be happy to meet Mr. D4n1el personally, and to hear about your hospitality.

Additionally, allow me to bring a small personal gift from me to you. It is a high class golden watch from the Gl4sh�tt3 manufactory. It serves as a small thank you for your really heartful and outstanding services in bringing us together, regardless of all that has happened in the past.

I wish you and the two L1m0b1a officials a safe trip. We are looking forward to meet you at last.

Yours, Pr1nz 3rn5t-4ugu5t von H4nn0v3r

So he IS online just now...and I thought I could go to bed one of these exciting days BEFORE mignight. Well...no! Very Happy

What are his "officials" going to say when they turn up at the restaurant?

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I thought I would drop a hint that S0ludo is somewhat mentally unstable, specifically the decision by ARK and the army to refuse all offers of a female/male escort for the evening:

Quote:

I will inform Barrister S0ludo of your decision regarding the escorts, however I feel I must tell you that he will be quite upset and very insulted that you refused his welcome gift. I have worked with Barrister S0ludo for twelve years now, and while he is a brilliant legal mind he can also be rather moody and quick to anger. I would advise you to reconsider your decision regarding the escorts.

Please travel safely and Barrister S0ludo looks forward to meeting you Tuesday night.

Melinda B4byj4y
Executive Secretary
Barr1ster Charles S0ludo

I was somewhat surprised by the response I received:

Quote:

Mel1nda,
you do not understand , but i will promise you one thing ,i will talk
to the l1m0bia officers and see if they need one .
as for me am islamic in Character and ........ talk to you latter
.have to be going there is a call.

Aw, isn't that nice. We're got a scammer of character. I call B.S. on this one. I'm starting to think he might be gay. Frumpy, was that your call he was rushing off to?

Still no recent response from Dan the man.

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:26 pm

So sorry about Dan Sad

I didn�t call him, Marvinator�s pic took the biscuit.
Besides, I�m not gay. Not now. Wink

Jayhawk, do you or any other of the advanced Dan baiters have his exact house address?
How about postponing our meeting to there, on, say, Friday ? Unfortunately the email to ARK won�t go out until Tuesday, 8:31 PM...
Too fantastic? Or a good idea to be planned by Mrs. B4byj4y, since Dan is so, well, crucial in this business?

Mail from ARK, he�s on his way. Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo!!

I�d like to see his "officials"...maybe some "Miami Vice"-like toughs, or with golden chains, sunglasses and a gangsta-like attitude? Or just some boring buddies from the next two cafe seats whom he owes a favour?

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I've got Dans house address. There's a washing machine filled with cash on its way there as we speak. We could have them all meet at Dan's house once this meeting goes belly up. That should be a fun meeting. Very Happy

In addition, I could also have ARK sign for delivery of the washing machne once he gets there. With any luck we could get a lad fight going.

I'm not sure that I can get hookers over there though. Crying or Very sad

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:22 am

^^Worth a try, I mean Very Happy

One last one to me...sounds ambiguos somehow...

Quote:

23:39 (1 Stunden)
Dear Pr1nz,
i hope you are ejoying your flight to Accra.
i would be most grateful if you can send me an immediate email upon
arival we are also on our way .
Thank you .

sent by "", which is a bit unusual...
oooooo the anticipation....this is going to be a short night jump_4_joy

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It's like Christmas, ain't it?

So what is pr1nz's story going to be? Will he land at the airport, or miss the flight?

Around 6:30 Accra time I'll have the secretary send an email out postponing the meeting. I don't want to cancel it, as I don't want them to leave Accra.

They still haven't gotten the whole escort situation straight. Looks like I'll have to use my best judgement.

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:30 pm

While at the Accra airport, Chry5 and Pr1nz will drink a cup of coffee because it�s way ahead of 8:30 PM...there we see an email. Dan is not turning up, so meeting postponed to Benin City, maybe you provide the needy of us with a current MTCN for quick travelling expenses. Surprisingly, ARK did not get the email. (He�s using gmail too much these days anyway!).
How about that?

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How about if I send the email out at 6:00 Accra time? That's a good 2 1/2 hours early, which would give the Pr1nz time to read it and catch a flight back home. I haven't heard back from ARK regarding the escorts, so I'm guessing that he's on the bus heading to Accra.

Pr1nz could then get mad at Dan.

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:25 pm

No emails here Smile

very good! I smell some frustration coming up.

I do expect an email though because he asked me if I could send him a quick one as soon as I land in Accra, which means he must enter a cafe somewhere.

So you suggest I fly back to Berlin? Hmmm...why not having me and Miss Ph1m0kr4tes wait in Lagos, until the Benin City meeting will take place, which will demand some angry emails to Dan from all of us and, hopefully, Ahm3d, too?

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^^ It's up to you. I'm going to use the excuse that I have been called away on a very important case to D4k4r. I should only be gone a couple of days, and this will (supposedly) give Dan a chance to make the meeting, as Dan is very important to this deal. Let's not play the Benin City card yet. Personally I'd rather try and keep them in Accra for a few days before we do that. If we can keep them in Accra for some time before sending them to Benin City they should be plenty good and mad when they get there. We can try for a week to get Dan to Accra, including ARK in the emails. When Dan doesn't show we can then move the meeting to Dan.

You could always use your frequent flyer miles to go back home. As a prinz don't you get to use the frequent flyer miles of all of your staff?

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:18 pm

OK, you away to Dakar, and Chry5 and I jumped into the airplane to Lagos, where we will spend the next few nights, trying to get Dan together with Chuck because he is so important. We could not have stayed in Accra, coul dwe? So we took our free miles onward to Lagos.
What, ARK did not receive Miss B4byj4y�s email? Inexplicable. She should pay them 1000 $ for each day lost and waiting in Accra to come Smile

The idea i`m having is that, with Chuck�s money, ARK will be willing to move to Lagos to be handed out my 100k+ suitcase. Should he not be willing to travel, he surely can wait a few days on his own cost Smile

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The meeting is off.

Quote:

Gentlemen

Barrister S0ludo sends his most sincere apologies, but he will be unable to attend the scheduled meeting tonight, as he has been summoned to D4kar to consult on a case. Barrister S0ludo would like to reschedule this meeting, possibly for later this week. Barrister S0ludo expects that he should not be in D4kar for no more than a day or two.

Barrister S0ludo is hopeful that this postponement will allow Mr. Daniels time to arrive and attend the meeting, as Barrister S0ludo considers Mr. Daniels input to be of the upmost importance.

Again, Barrister S0ludo apologizes, but there will be no meeting tonight. Please check back with me tomorrow and I should be able to schedule a firm time to meet, no more than three or four days out at the latest.

Barrister S0ludo thanks you for your understanding.

M3linda B4byjay
Executive Secretary
Barrister Charles S0ludo

Soludo does not give loans. He's a businessman, dontcha know. He will, however, agree to reimburse the lads for their expenses, provided the prinz agrees to add the costs to his bill.

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