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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:41 am |
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^^^
Sounds like you're heading in a great direction, Josslyn! Good luck with that, and please keep us posted. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Marvinator
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Nov 2004
Posts: 775
Location: Nashville TN
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Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:24 pm |
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Just found this. I'm giggling here at work as I read it. Wonderful items in there. I may steal them later. LOL
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almostgotscammed
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 23 Oct 2005
Posts: 16
Location: At the mugus mailbox
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Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:46 am |
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I have a lad that needs this badly.. Er, ah, HE thinks he needs this application badly.. Can't wait to get it back so I can post it all filled out. |
_________________ Why does every $cammer think I'm $pecial? When it comes to scammers exploiting a scheme in the name of god... IMO they deserve to be baited.... "As you are aware today�s global business transactionis mostly done by persons living in different citiesand many miles apart. Thus, trust has become thebedrock and cornerstone of such dealings." |
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josslyn
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 56
Location: Montreal
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:53 am |
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This is hilarious. I've sent it to my lad, let's see if I get it back. He thinks I'm coming to S. Africa soon and I told him I need it before I leave. I did tell him that we won't have any news on it's status by the time I leave, just in case. He deserves to have this aggravation. He's really jerky, this lad. |
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Bullwinkle
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
Posts: 79
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Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:25 am |
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This is good stuff, Peanut. It looks all official and everything. Well done! |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:32 pm |
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Here's an update for all fans of Edward Smith, the Singapore Safari Lad. He wanted my character to help his "son" immigrate to the US, but the lazy bastard never follows through. I sent him Peanut's form a few days ago but had no response. so yesterday I gave him a resounding slap. I also wrote his "father" at the normal email address so it was a double slap. I told him that I was through wasting my time trying to help Ed Junior since he's too lazy and has no initiative. My threat of walking away had the desired effect, I had an email from him first thing this morning.
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For the past three weeks..I've been�down with�typhoid fever.. [I hope that's true, but I don't believe him.] I just returned from the hospital yesterday..Rightnow,I've fully recovered from the fever.I know my long absent must�have caused you alot of�embarrasment.I want you to know that Iam really sorry.I've seen the forms you sent.Iam really grateful.Frankily speaking,Iam really excited.For now,Iam speechless. I don't know what to say.I pray that the good lord should continue to bless you and your entire family.Iam going to start filling them right away.I will start printing them out immediately,Iam through with this mail.Can I print the forms out on black and white without colours?..or Do you want me print them out with colours?..Printing the forms out without colours i.e Black and White will save me alot of troubles and money.
���� Meanwhile,I've collected my OND result notification from my school.I've also collected my local government certificate of birth from the local government headquaters.Iam still awaiting my OND result transcript.I will be scanning and sending them forward to you tomorrow.For now,I await your urgent response to the above�question.I look forward to your response.
GOD BLESS YOU.
EDWARD SMITH.JNR. |
What do you think, gang? Does he need to print them in color?
DUH!! Obviously if he prints them in black and white the background will obscure some of the writing. Naturally they have to be in color! |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Sat Oct 27, 2007 6:15 pm |
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I don't care I am just pleased to hear from 3d (jr) again. Spin it out as long as you can, Juan. |
_________________ F4m0h, Owerri to Ivory Coast {Joint bait with SP}
"MY FINANCE DEPARTMENT TOLD'S ME TODAY THAT THE WESTERN UNION FORM YOU SENT WAS NOT VALID AND ELUCID" - Dr Frank Johnson
THERE IS A MURDER CASE WHICH I ENGAGE MY SELF INTO TO MAKE SURE THE CLIENT IS NOT KILLED BY HANGING, BUT I THANK GOD TODAY THAT THE CLIENT SUCIDED IN GOING TO JAIL INSTEAD OF HANGING TO DEATH,THAT IS THE REASON WHY I DIDN,T GET BACK TO YOU SOON. - Mohammed Traore
PLEASE HELP ME BECAUSE AM BURNING I MEAN I AM IN BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE RED SEA PLEASE. - Ruth |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:17 pm |
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Yeaj, I am also really glad to hear from 3d, or 3d Jr, too. When's he going to Bahamas? |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:59 pm |
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Thanks, Peanut! This form is most appreciated. |
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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.
infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
Urgent??? Impotent massage
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Jay Santos
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 30 Aug 2007
Posts: 29
Location: Around a lot of trees
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Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:55 am |
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Wow! A superb form. Peanut, you have clearly worked for either the IRS, HUD or the EPA in the past.
I sent my first form to my barrister the other day. It was someone's US DHS form and I thought, ok, this is the end of the bait. But then it arrived back. Poorly done, but he'll get another chance at it. |
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Peanut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 1143
Location: Chicago
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Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:50 pm |
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Sounds great Juan - glad he is so excited! Naturally, the security computers will not be able to accurately read his answers if the form is not printed in full color.
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For now,Iam speechless |
That really made me chuckle - imagining him staring at all of those pages. |
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(Lagos-Benin City-Lagos-Kano-Maiduguri-Lagos-Calabar): ~2,696 miles,stranded for 11 days: "I am very grateful that you have turned me into a tourist,international espionage and adventurer." ~Desmond and Churchill
Please i am advicing you to comply with the bank so that they will tranfered this fun into your account. ~Rosemary
U.S. Passport Application - 50 Pages of Fun
The Peanut Gallery - Artwork Baits "DO YOU KNOW THAT SECURITY PHOTOS IS AGAINST HUMANITY , CAN YOU TELL A RESPONSIBLE MAN TO BE CARRYING IN FISH ON THE HEAD TO TAKE A PHOTO. CAN YOU DO THAT?" - Mr. Ferguson |
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Peanut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 1143
Location: Chicago
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Mon Oct 29, 2007 8:27 pm |
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Looks like another lad loves the form
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Thank you for the passport information.we will commence the filling out of the passport application form as soon as you confirm the colour background.As regards the Security Verification Matrix(SVM) how do we know the 14th digit in the Security Verification Matrix code.Moreso, can we leave/skip questions we know nothing about. In the side of the financial information in the passport form what information do we give them about our financial backgroud since our scholarship donation money is not ready.I will give you updates as soon as I finish browsing the passport application form.
I am sorry for the silence all this while.I just want to stay away from the city because of the pressure on me to pay some debts.However I am glad things are working out well.
Please should the print out of the passport application form be in black and white or coloured.We will prefer it in black and white print out because it will be less expensive for us.
However,I will like to have the update on the scholarship donation and the contract information for the Colleman gallery.
Hoping to hear from you soonest. |
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(Lagos-Benin City-Lagos-Kano-Maiduguri-Lagos-Calabar): ~2,696 miles,stranded for 11 days: "I am very grateful that you have turned me into a tourist,international espionage and adventurer." ~Desmond and Churchill
Please i am advicing you to comply with the bank so that they will tranfered this fun into your account. ~Rosemary
U.S. Passport Application - 50 Pages of Fun
The Peanut Gallery - Artwork Baits "DO YOU KNOW THAT SECURITY PHOTOS IS AGAINST HUMANITY , CAN YOU TELL A RESPONSIBLE MAN TO BE CARRYING IN FISH ON THE HEAD TO TAKE A PHOTO. CAN YOU DO THAT?" - Mr. Ferguson |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:51 pm |
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^^^ It's a good thing that the US Dept. of Homeland Security issued directive L4D5-914 stating that only terrorists would print off the forms in black and white to save money |
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1k3: West African Tour
Ben: Lagos (Nigeria) - Accra (Ghana)
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Lord Ba'al
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Nov 2007
Posts: 170
Location: The Kingdom
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Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:18 pm |
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Would it be possible to please reupload the file as its no longer at the file host.
Thanks
Lord Ba'al |
_________________ Mr Koffi John - Please return this massage to the sender if gotten in error.
Jóhn Mártins - You think you can scope me.
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