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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:04 am

Yes, we are just discussing several ideas (but I know Yastreb is more imaginative than I am).
I myself have no new form fillers yet (of couse), so atm it seems PGO is first choice for opportunities.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:27 pm

Pat was not pleased with D@rlington's cute comments and complaints about how we do things around here. Too damn bad, ya arrogant b@stard! This ain't no rest camp. Mad

Quote:

from Patricia
to d@rlington
date Sun, Sep 6, 2009 at 8:58 PM
subject Re: Listen up

Dearest D@rlington,

Good Employees don't complain to management, especially when they didn't do
what they were told like you did to us when you left early Monday morning and
skipped town. You will get not once of sympathy from me, Mister. You put your
"burning metal" into cold water and dropped it, leaving it to rust on the
bottom of the lake of opportunity. I also could care less if you are "happy."
You were expected to do your job, and just because you are "not happy" does
not give you any right to shirk your responsibilities to this company.

Your beauty pageant has been put on hold and your $50,000 upfront request is
denied. That is a ridiculous request, and against all Moosechuckle Modeling
policies.
We were defrauded in the past at our Benin show, and the new security measures
prevent all payments to be made in cash, in person, and only to cleared agents.
Since you seem to owe us even more than that, your demand is laughable.

Since you still have allies here at Moosechuckle in R@ndy Oldman and C@mmy
Wh1te, I'll not stand in the way of your continued employment here, as long as
you don't fuck up again and do as you are told by everyone in management.
But step out of line, and your ass is in my hands, Mr. D@rlington. And, didn't
I tell you to address me from now on as Ms. Cr0k1n?????? I believe I did. Do
not call me Pat again. Only friends and employees in good standing with me
may call me Pat. You are not in that group at the moment. And you will also
address R@ndy as Mr. 0ldman and C@mmy as Ms. Wh1te or your progress with us
will be considerably more difficult for you. Have you forgotten who wears the
pants and runs things in this office? ME. Re-read my last message if things
are not clear to you.

Here is your next order from me, Mr. D@rlington. Please contact Ms. Wh1te at
[email protected]. Mr. 0ldm@n and she have something for you
to do since they seem to think you might be worth something noteworthy. Please
cooperate with them.

I am "not happy" that I have to be a hardass toward you at this time, but it's
my job and looking out for this company is priority number one for me. I'm
watching all company communications, Mr. D@rlington and I am carrying a very
long and sharp blade. I can cut you off if you piss me off, so consider each
and every action and word carefully.

Have a nice day.

Ms. Cr0k1n

Making employees "happy" is not what MM is all about. It's about hard work and dedication. Wink

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:06 pm

This is a porn movie?

So where are the rushes?

How can you put a price on mere words?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:21 pm

Patience, devil_woman. Smile

These things take enormous time and consideration. Wink

Warning...verbose explanation follows....
Putting prices on words is complicated, but we do it all the time. Market forces, quality, subject matter, and even what the writer expects to gain (or lose) are thought about carefully on an idividual basis to arrive at a ballpark figure. Then, negotiations between company management and sometimes lad agents begin. The final outcome is unknown at the beginning, but we strive to make the lad look his very best! You can count on that! Very Happy

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:25 pm

OK Slappy you knows best, but still want to seee some serious porn.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:36 pm

^^

MG and Bluth are in charge of the MM client's video proposals.
You'll have to pressure them. But I warn you, they are very patient, and are not easily swayed by consumer market forces. They believe in their vision of the end product, and no video will be released before it's time. Wink

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:39 pm

Yea and they are AWESOME baiters, just would love to see 'lad porn' ffs it would be a laugh.

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:33 am

Finally! I've been days reading this fantastic epic.
That script writer sure ain't no DeMille. Very Happy

These lads are some of the strangest people I've ever heard of. Do people there really expect to be paid big bucks before they do anything? Amazing! Shocked

I've never seen so much squirming and excuse making. Seems like it would be much easier to just do the job. Of course, then their buds would tease them for actually working.
You folks are doing a fabulous job and probably saving some real vics.
What's next for our intrepid MM agents? I await further developments.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:41 pm

MM prospects are some of the laziest lads in the world. That's why we care so much about them. We want to teach them that hard work will make a vast improvement to their lives. Unfortunately, we have yet to find one that will believe our B.S. and take off their scamming suits. We won't stop looking and trying though. Very Happy

Darlington breaks the silence of the holiday weekend with his own brand of B.S.

Quote:

Ms Pat,

I want you to bear it in mind that i did not owe moosechukle any money and i am not going to pay any money to the company because there was no agreement that i am going to sponsor all those bills you fix in the invoice and i did not beg you to invite me to Bauch1.I came just because i want you people to know the person you are dealing with.Clear conscience fear know accusation.

Bye for now........

D@rlington.

OOOO!

Does anyone know the Big Mistake he made here? Mad

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:25 pm

^^^

The Big Mistake --> Only friends and employees in good standing with you may call you Pat. D@rl1ngt0n is not in that group at the moment.

-Bolleboos

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:43 pm

Haha! Correct, Bolleboos! Very Happy

We will send the diplomat to your designated address, with your winnings, an autographed Ms. Crokin MM T-Shirt, and the best-selling book, "Thinking Big!," by Mr. R@ndall 0ldm@n. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 9:40 pm

Wow thanks! I trust the T-shirt and the book are on their way to the security company who will hold on to it until the rightful beneficiary claims them.. ..in a trunk box.

As for D@r1in9ton,

Quote:

Since you still have allies here at Moosechuckle in R@ndy Oldman and C@mmy Wh1te, I'll not stand in the way of your continued employment here, ...

^ I guess this is out the window now,

Quote:

But step out of line, and your ass is in my hands, Mr. D@rlington.

..as he just stepped out of line, thereby putting his ass in Pa^H^Hmiss Cr0ckins undoubtedly more than capable hands...
-Bolleboos

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:25 pm

D@r1in9ton has contacted Cammy:

Quote:

Ms Patr1c1a direct me to contact you.She didn't explain to me why i need to contact you ,so i want to hear from you.

Cammy will put him at ease... before hitting him with his new tasks!

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:29 pm

as said previously it is feast or famine in this business and sometimes it is frustrating, but when we get a group of lads willing to please it makes most things worth while. on friday befor I (Jack) left the office he informed Armstrong and jeremy of the outcome of the meeting;

Mr Moses

This email is official coorespondence regarding company policy and decision. On September 3, 2009 the M00seknuckle board of directors and the company CEO Jack Smeh0fik held a meeting to discuss recent events involving agent, Armstr0ng Moses and agent advisor Jeremy Skrlmly. The outcome of the meeting was held in review to be discussed after completion of a 15 day probationary period by both Armstr0ng Moses and Jer3my Skrimly.

The conditions of the probationary period are required to be completed by both employees and are enumerated as follows;

1 employees shall provide a hand written apology to the company and also to the client

2 employees shall provide community service work of 4 hours to show that their attitudes have truly changed. Community service shall include, but not be limited to, helping their community in a charitable way, cook a meal for the less fortunate, help an elderly person with daily chores, etc. Any community service work shall be documented with photographs and said photographs shall be submitted as proof.

3 employees shall refrain from any and all violations of the employment contract.

4 employees shall remain honest and true and shall continue with their duties as instructed by the company.

These conditions hold no room for alterations or discussion.

As enforced by M00seknuckle Board of Directors

Sincerly

Jack

Mr Armstrong

I hope you are well, I imagine you received the official email I was instructed to write to you and Jeremy? The meeting was very bad but I was able to fight for you and jeremy to continue with the company.

The board of directors placed a few conditions that will need to be met, but I think the two of you faired well in the outcome.

I will be contacting you again next week to discuss the reimbursement of the expenses you aquired for the client proposal.

be well

Jack

today I find 3 replies from him

Quote:

Good day Mr. Jack,

I got all your emails, I am very sorry i couldn't be able to email you back yesterday, i was working on the company expansion, I am sorry for not be able to meetup with the company requirement so far I promise to be more commited to my duties, I really appreciate your effort been able to defend me at the meeting, i will do exactly what the company asked me to do.

To let you know Mr. Jack, i have started working on the client proposal i believe i will be able to meetup the deadline, I will write the apology letter as required and it will be submited to you tomorrow, I will write to you want and what i need to complete the cclient proposal.

More so Mr. Jack, I got an email from Jeremy yesterday with the subject ''you little ungrateful bastard'' I am not supposed to be treated this way, i felt very bad when i got this message, kindly talk to him not to send me this sort of email.
Once again i really appreciate your effort on me.

Regards,

Amstrong.

Quote:

Good day Mr. Jack,

I am still working on the community services and apology letter you told me to submit, I will submit them tomorrow because I do not have much time on it, i was working on the client proposal which is the most important thing now, I have wrote to Jeremy to tell me in details what the client really need because i will not like a situation where by my work will be denied by the client, when i heard back from him i will submit the paper work for the expenses involved, I will emplore the company to release the reimbursement of the expenses i will aquired today unfailingly as soon as i read from Jeremy and do the expenses paper work, because i met with the graphics design, Photographer and the supposed model we intend to use for the client proposal and we still need to more details on the client proposal before the job can be done and they also require their fund bofore they can carry out their duties.

I await your response and also call Jeremy attention to the email i just sent him because i have no much time.

Regards,

Amstrong.

Quote:

Greetings!

I have waited for your email in my office till 8pm our time but i got no response from either you or Jeremy, is anything the problem? I will still here till 9pm, i tried to call you and Jeremy phone number today but it keep entering voice mail why? please send me a valid phone number.

Regards.

Amstrong

Mr Armstrong

I apologize for my delay in contacting you. This past weekend was a national holiday here in the US, so offices were closed. I have read your emails and fully understand the content. I am troubled that Jeremy wrote you such an email and I will have a long talk with himn when he arrives in the office.

I am glad to hear that you are continuing with your work for Mr White, it shows the board that you are serious about your duties.

I have a meeting scheduled and will contact you later.

Jack

This is the email he received from jeremy that he mentioned above;

Armstrong

You little sh*t, what the f**k is your problem? I just now returned to the office to check my messages and I find all of my files missing and a note saying Jack, Emily and the board of directors wanted to see me in the meeting chamber.

I just spent the last 2 hours being hollared at because you didn't meet the deadline? what the hell are you thinking? you assured me you would not do this to me.

Greatfully they did not fire me, I have a wife and 7 children that depend on me for food clothing and a home, what would they do if I had lost my job. The worse part of the whole ordeal is that I no longer have the power to assign client representation.

I need to ask you, did you even apologize to the board of directors or the client? I can not believe you, you knew what would happen if you failed this. what the f*ck dude?

I can not write more to you, I am far too upset right now.

Jeremy

in reply he sends this message to Jeremy

Quote:

Good Day Jeremy,

How are you doing? i have started working on client brief, I will like you to answer the questions below so that i will be able to complete my work here.

1. You stated that They are looking for female models painted as wild jungle animals (preferably a tiger), tell me in details how many female models do you think it will fit the proposal?

2. In my discussion with both the photographer and the graphic design artiste, We are not sure what the client really need, do you want model painted or we should use custume because if it's painting hat means we are going to paint the models nude? if it's nude that means it will cost alot of money to complete the proposal and i will not like the situation where by my work will be denied.

3.I will also like to know what the ****** Body Paints want to use the models for is it for
a. TV commercial.
b.Bill board
c. hand bill
d.calenda
e.poster

kindly answer the questions as soon as possible because i have to do the paper work of the expenses involved today and submit it to the accountant for her to release the fund.

Regards,

Amstrong

Mr Armstrong

Thank you for your email, I apologize for the dealy. I had some serious reservations of even coming into the office today, the feelings the company now show me are not of love and pride. I feel as if they do not trust me any longer.

To answer your questions, the client will use your proposal for future product advertising on billboards and in magazines. As I stated previously, you seem to be doing more than necessary for a proposal, we have had proposals submitted that contained pictures from a cheap digital camera. But this is your choice, I will say jack has been defending you to the company and to the client. I might tell you that there is no worry of your proposal being refused, Jack is a very powerful man and when he is involved there are no fears of denial.

We will talk again later

Jeremy

and now onto Emily

Quote:

Good day Emily,

Thanks for the email, i have get everything done as you said, i have the with me now, i will like to ask if i will be able to receive fund at the moment? because the company has given the client proposal to work on it and the deadline is thursday, Kindly let me know if it will work or who is the best to contact on this issue.

I await your response.

Amstrong

Crap, here he is bitch*ing about money again. not sure this proposal is going to happen.

Quote:

Greetings!

I have waited for your email in my office till 8pm our time but i got no mail from either you, Mr. Jack, Jeremy and Mr. white is anything the problem? am still here till 9pm, i tried to call Jeremy and Mr. Jack phone number today but it keep entering voice mail why? please send me a valid phone number to talk to them from home if their is any urgent issue i want to discuss with them, the time difference is 8 hours and i implore the board of directors to always email me immediately they resume to office so that we can be able to talk before it get too late here. I have to go now is late over here i am the only person in the office, i hope to read from you tomorrow morning.

Regards.

Amstrong

Mr Armstrong

I apologize that this past weekend was a holiday and the offices were closed, I just now received your email. I have left a message for Jack about any advance and await his reply. I am not sure who told you there was a possibility for an advance, we have never done this previously, but as you know jack is the boss.

Wer you able to complete the employee ID that I sent you? Remeber you are to wear it at all times, with no exceptions.

Cheers

Emily

and that is the start of a possibly exciting week.

There are many porn lad emails, I will wade through them and post later.

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:30 pm

and now on to our porn lad;

Quote:

Dear Emily,
Like I told you earlier today I do not understand what the ID sent to me
meant for ,do I sign it and scan it back to you? Meanwhile I have sign the
contract Employment papers and I have attached it back to you to sign on your own colum and retun it to me.
I wait for your response regarding all the mails I sent to you today.
Joy.

alas, an employment contract

and a script revision

Quote:

Dear Jeremy,

Read through this script again you will see that I have added the Monkey issue as you requested and I added it up from the Area where trouble started between Judy, Harry and Ken where Judy changed to Monkey and fly out through the Window of the Room and as well at the last stage where the prophet cast out the Evil in Harry where it as well turn to Monkey and fly out from window as well then finally fly back to the Forest.

Note that Emily sent me and Id Marked 10T and I do not know what am to use it for so tell her to advice.

The next mail am sending to you will be the scanned storyboard I know with it an through with this job waiting for my payment.

Joy.

Corrected script.

After the show the two of them became real friends and they join hands in dealing with Judy's master and his wife because they do not handle Judy well as one of them.
Judy: Hee Harry I got to home now am tired so much after this hot sex and what is your next program from here?
Harry: I will continue my hunting for today and see if I can get any animal you know I love hunting a lot even though my family members does not like it.
Judy: Is ok I will like you to do a job for me in my house anything your free.
Harry: What job is that so I can know when I will be free for it.
Judy: I want to initate my boss wife into the witchgraft world but we have to with his wife first and you are the person I felt that can do the job more especially the wife love sex a lot but the husband is not giving it to her enough I do notice them quarrelling ever time because of it so you have a job to do for me there and you know when you do they will be under me because am the Queen of Wizard in this whole area then I can control them the way I like.
Harry: Whatever you want me to do that will please you I will do that perfectly so can we do this tomorrow and what time will it be.
Judy: Can we do it tonight? What powers do you have and what can you transfrom yourself into? So I can know how you will come into the house by midnight.
Harry:I can turn to a bone as soon as I get close to your house where you will open the door pick me and place inside the house when is time for action I will change to my normal self but I have a question for you. Does this woman have a big breast like yours? Because you know that is what I like most.
Judy:Yes she has enough breast than mine and I felt she will be sweet on bed as well but just try your best to be in my area on time tonight as we have agreed on and as you arrived your sign for me to know your around will be coming from the back door and make a tap at the back door twice I will know your around and I will open the door and do as we have agreed.
Harry: Ok is a deal. let me go for hunting now we will meet at night.
Judy: Ok bye.
Both of them seperat Judy went home and Harry off for hunting and at the end the two of them met as agreed in the night to execute there plan which was well perfected.Harry Arrives as planed in the night when the man named John and his wife Joy where already asleep.
Harry: knocked at the back door twice.
Judy: Opened the door and picked the born which is Harry into the house then dropped it near the door to John and his wife room which was not locked and instruct Harry to rool into the room.
Harry: As in form of bone rool into the room immediately changed into his normal self and quickly charm John to be deeply sleeping and Joy work up to see Harry standing but could not talk because Harry's eyes could not allow her to make a comment.
Judy: Peeping quickly tell Harry to carry Joy out from the room to the seating room where the sex will take place so John will not notice what was happening.
Harry:Carried Joy from the room to the seating room and drop Joy on a 3 seater chair while Judy hide at the back of the chair and Harry looked at the Joy who is only wearing a night gown without any other inner wears well from head to her toes and see the sweet body of Joy and the shape of her pussy then put up a smile and said this is good.
Judy: What are you waiting for?
Harry: Am admiring this sweet creature before I will turn her to be of joy to my dick because looking at her alone am already feeling like to discharge the oil of firm that is in my panis into her soft looking pussy.
Harry: Open the night gown and suck her large breast while sucking it he fingerred her pussy softly with one finger and gratuate it to 3 fingers and feel the fun part of Joy.
Joy: Hee What is happening to me? Who are you?oooooooohhhhh your killing me softlyyyy, Can you telllll meeee how you getttt enteranceeee into this placeee.
Harry: sssssssssssssssh, easyyyyyyyyyy, ammmmm hererrrr to solveeeeee a probelmmmm thattttttt yourrrrr husbanddddd cannn notttt solve forrrr you for yearssss nowwwww. Hopeeeeee yourrrrrrr enjoyyyyy meeee.
Joy:Yaaaaaaaa, iffffffff youuuuuuuu cannnnnn useeeee yourrrrr panisssssssss, to solve it I will be gladeeeeee.
Harry: I will dooo more than you expecteddddddd because I knowwwww I have a sizable dickkkkkkkk thattttt willl cureeee yourrrrrr sexualllll testttt todayyyyy.
Joy: Come on me right away your fingers has placed my pussy into the deepest part of the ocean and there is a lot wet zone around my pussy area that needs your panis to take position of and cleanse it as soon as possible.
Harry: Plugged his panis into Joy pussy uuuuuuujjjjjjj, aaaaaahhhhh, its has entered to the mutipul of wet holes that has soft gum on it which is holding my panissss tooo strong that wants all the sperm in my body to come out onceeeeee.
Joy: Screeeeemmmmmmm owwwwwwww, I have longged to getttt this typeeee of dickkk intooooo myselfff lonelyyyy puusyyyy now the besttttt for it haass comeeee pleaseee gooooo onmnnnnn downnnnn stoppppp pleaeeeee go a bit hardeerrrrr I neeeddd ittt more hardeeeeer than yourrr doingggg.
Harry: Ok with lots of presure push more harderrrrr and asked how is it nowwww, are ok with thisssss presureeeee I meannnnnn are you enjoyinggggg this wayyyyyyy.

Joy:yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, yourrrrr realllly a mannnnnnnn, I love I loveee I loveeee I loveeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuuu, oooooooooohhhhhhh your sweeterrrrr than my husbanddddddd yeeeeeee ammmmmmm comingggggg ohhhhh everrrrything is cominggggg out theeeeee same timeeeeeee.
Door Room Opened and John the Husband came out hearing the secreening of his wife quickly Harry and Judy been a witch and wizard through mysthical powers changed that John could not see them but only see his wife enjoying hot sex from God Knows who.

John:He Joy what is wrong with you? are you ok?
Joy: Yes I am 100% ok and what are you doing out here by now? Cant you allow this guy to service this pussy that you can not scrach well since I came into this house to live with you.
John: Who is the guy your talking about?
Joy: Are you not seeing the guy with big panies right on top of me and she screened again while Harry still on top of her aaaaaaaaah harder hader am almost coming coming coming haaaaaaaaaaa, it is ok my dear I really enjoyed this hot sex with you.
Harry: Dont mention am here to help keep your pussy very busy like I do to other women like you that there husbands can not cure of sex hunger. I am going now and anything you want to have it again just let me know because you are one of us now.
John: hears a mans voice but could not see the person which means spirit has inaveded his home he became afriad and shouted as the back door makes noise and closed Who is that?
Judy: Ran into the seating room pretending not to know what happend. sir, Madam is there any problem?
John: Yesss there is a Big problemmm here. Ghost entered this house have sex with my wife in my present and left yet I could not see the ghost.
Judy: Are you sure sir, because I could not hear any sound nor notice any one entering here.
Joy: Do not mind him he is not a man and God hears my cry and sent me a helper that came to give me what I wanted and have longed to get from my man for years even with my soft sweet looking breast yet he can not do anything. ooh I would have ask the guy to tell you what you will do to inlarge your panis at least I can manage it like that till you perfect yourself on how to make a woman feel like a real woman on bed while have sex with you.
Judy: are you saying ma that you have a satisfied moment while we all are sleeping.
Joy: yes my dear I would loved you to have a text of this guy honestly if you dont hold your ass well he is enough to brake and rapair it for you with his sweet large panis.
Judy: Then this man most be a machine, but are you sure is not your husband that did all this your praising another person.
Joy: How can, am soryy you know we quarel every day here because of that and now God sent me a helper.
John :hee Judy I want you out from here and you Joy I am disapointed in you for all you have done and have the got to still talk of it in my present.
Joy: Oh sorry my dear is not my fault as you can see I did not do that to myself so if it pains you try and see what you can do to have the technics and large panis to satisfy my pussy as you can see that guy has dismantle it enough that it can never fit your size of panis again.
John walk out from that place and enter to her room Joy slept on the chair while Judy went to her room to sleep.Then back to Harry's house denger looms before he returns home that night his wife has already noticed that though his body is laying on the bed but his sprirt has gone off and the wife felt he may be in deep sleep but want to find out something.
Mary: Seating close to the body of Harry inside there room looking as she noticed that the body is not making any move.
Harry: Appears spirtually into the room to enter his body and notice Mary watching, he felt bad that Mary may have noticed that he is not there normally or he is dead quickly he entered and snizzzed.
Mary: Are you ok? because you have not moved your body for long now and I became afriad that something may be wrong but when I looked you you still breath a little.
Harry: Yes is just that I slept deeply hope it did not worry you a lot.
Mary: thank God your back alife.
From that day Mary start monitoring Harry because of hislife style changes day by day more especially during the night.But Harry did not take notice of that and he continues with his life as a witch and they are many in the area now that trouble the area some time they have meetings together at night where some flyes to the meeting ground as a bird and some like pussy cat and Harry come as a bone so one day the game was up for Harry in his house when Judy not knowing that Ken was the son of Harry invaded the house to have sex with Ken and it was in a night but Harry refused to grant Judy access into the house as she appeard and Judy must have her way as the boss in the witchgraft world but Harry would not want his son to be defired by Judy.
Judy: saw Ken passing through her area one evening oooh what a sweet looking guy I have to know more about this guy because this type of guys have what it takes to make my pussy have a lovely weekend. Let me follow him to know where is going or even stays.
Ken: Noticed that Judy has been following her and asked a question young lady hope your not following me or are you looking for some body around this area.
Judy: Yes I just want to have a world with you honestly as I see you pass my area I felt like having you as my guy will not be a bad mistaking.
Ken: Am sorry you look like a slave to me so I do not have anything to do with people of your type.
Judy: Oh realy your calling me a slave:
Ken: Are you not?
Judy: Am sorry to have informed you my hart desire let me go now. Judy became annoyed and forced to have Ken distroyed through her witchgraft mysthical powers and she carefully followed Ken and see Kens house.
Judy: Yap is time to fly down there to toment that guy have sex with him and disroy him, as judy landed at the top of the roof to Harry's house a noise came up.
Harry: Noticed the presence of Judy and quickly snick of the room to know why she came. Heee I hope there no problem this you came to my house by this time.
Judy: Take me into your seating room I want to talk to you.
Harry: No let talk here outside the house you know this is my family house and my family are all sleeping.
Judy: I want to see one young guy that stays here I need to have sex with the guy I saw him this evening he looks like one to give me what i wanted for this weekend.
Harry: No please he is my son and I do not want any harm to reach him.
Judy: What do you mean? I am telling what I wanted and your blocking me do you want me to kill you before I have my way?
Harry: You can not do it I have told you.
Judy: disappears and enter the house through her mysthical powers she was able to find Ken sleeping and immediately Ken Worked Up.
Ken: You Again? How did you get into this place?
Harry: Apears as well in kens room. I have warned you to live my son alone.
Ken Dad do you know her?
Harry: Yes I know her but shut your mouth let me finish with her.
Then big trouble and argument started between them that attract Mary to the room Mary can hear Judy but can not see her.
Mary: Hary, Ken What is the matter here this night?
Ken: Is this lady here I do not know how she got into this house trying to rap me and Dad knows her.
Harry: You all shut up let me handle this issue with her.
Mary: Ken what do You mean I can not see any body here to talk of your father knowing her.
Judy: Woman Speak no more am a queen of the wizard and I have come to have sex with your son and distroy him for insulting and calling me names today not you, your son or husband who is a member of the witchgraft family will be able to stop me for now I comand you to stop talking till I live here.
Mary: Fainted immediately.
Harry: rushed to give her attention.
Judy: Charmed Ken and held his dick suck it hard till it get erected ready for sex, while sucking Ken's dick she became wet a little and pused ken down on bed, clamped on top of him plug his panis into her pussy and start to go up and down on Ken.
Ken: oOOOOOh your sweettttttt, I loveeeee how yourrr doinggggg ittttt, I never know that it is more sweeter having it with blacks likeeeee you please I want to be on top let me show you other styleseee.
Judy: Ok come on top now and go deep down my pussyyyyyyyyy, yaaaaaaaaaaa yourrrrr thererrrr I knowwwww you cannnnnn do thisssss more betterrrr than you have doneeee the time I sawwww you firstttt but for your sturboneesss I wanted to distroyyyyy you the harderrr you goooo on meeee the moreeee I forgiveee youu.
Harry: Entered the room and pushed Ken of Judy and fight started between Harry and Ken.
Ken: Why did you push me off when am having the sweetest thing that I have never gotting for years .
Harry: Your are killing yourself on top of the woman dont you know she is not normal human.
Judy: Shut up Harry are you not one of us am disapointed in you I will surely deal with you? Then she tranform again into monkey form and left the house through the Widow since there is no other way she can passed through without from the only opening that is the window right there within the room.
Ken: Dad so you are a witch as well? where is mum and every body in the house? shouted Mum Mum, Rose, Rose please you should come and hear that our father is a witch.
Mary: Got herself back and hears Kens voice calling then met them in the room with Rose. Ken where is that Witch of a woman.
Ken: Mum Am sorry I was having a hot sex with her when dad came and pushed me of her she hard exchange of worlds with dad as father asked me why I most have sex with a witch and the woman said dad is there member.
Mary: I heard that before I fainted so it is true Harry you are now a witch? No wonder every night your spirit will go out and whren I notice it and ask you tell me you where deeply asleep.
Rose: Dad is it true?
Harry: I will explain please forgive me:
Then the next day since problem has invaded the home and when Mary decide to look for solution to this whole problem that has became his house hold matter then Mary got a connection that leads to casting away the devil in the house starting from Harry to all his children infected and as Harry was casterd off from the Evil spirit all others infected through Harry got back well and to there senses.
Mary: Met a friend that knows who has higher power than the one in Harry as Marry complained and Told her friend what is going on in her home.
Friend, I will take you to a prophet that is powerful, lets meet and see him tomorrow by 9Am.
Mary: Ok I will thanks.
Mary and friend meet the prophet as scheduled after telling him the problem in Mary's House.
Prophet:Told Mary that Harry is under the control of wizards, magic powers, I will be in your house tomorrow when your husband Harry will be at home and as soon as he look at my face the evil will leave him and all the people infected through him will be saved because it has circulated alot within this area.
Mary: Thanks I will make sure you meet him before 8 Am tomorrow because does not normally live home in time.
The next day the prophet came to Harry's house as he promised Mary and as Harry open the door the spirit inside Harry shouted through Harry.
Harry: What are you doing here? afer shout he fail on the floor.
Prohet:I have come to save this house from your wickecd hands and today you will die if you do not live this man.
Then the spirit which was in Monkey form left Harry while he is on the floor and fly out from the house the window that was open.and when Harry got up.
Harry: Heeee what is going on? Where Am I coming from? I feel something stronger left me.
Mary: Yes dear you have been under the influence of Evil powers for so long now and I called this man standing before you to cast out this evil from you.
Harry: Then told them all how the evil Bone entered into his life and how the evil has used him to do lots of evil.
Finally, as Harry was delievered of the spirit all others infected through him got normal as well and the peace return to the area again while the Most dengerious of the spirt Which is Monky form fly back to the forest.
The script Ends.

flying monkeys Laughing

and now onto the good stuff; story boards. Laughing

not bad?

and now onto a new twist

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Dear Jeremy,

Is Ok I will wait to read from you about it. You did not tell me when I will expect the payment and as well can you tell me if you can buy me the USED JEEP from America and send it to me as I requested from part of my money because I saw from aut0traders.com the one I like and is cheaper to buy it from there because my friends told me as well that it will be cheap buy it from America.

Reply.

Joy.

now we are in the used car business?

edited to add, new email from Armstrong to jeremy

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Good Day Jeremy,

I am sorry about the whole thing Jeremy, I apologized to the board as i said, I don't the email you have just sent to me and don't ever write such email to me again and ever, just give a little respect ok, I always letting you know ow things work here and i thought you could understood me more, well i have been giving the grace to continue with the company and also to start working on the client proposal, i was giving a deadline of 10th and i promise the board i will meet up the deadline.
Let start our work all over again and forget about the past.

Regards,

Amstrong

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 5:37 pm

I think he's actually getting better at drawing ... for a given value of "better"
Smile

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 5:43 pm

I wanted a picture of a flying m0nkey, he sucks!! Wink

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 5:46 pm

An exciting day here Very Happy

great work! And the really NSFW drawings oooo Surprised

A jeep, that´s really something else...would offer some room for a certain shipping company rather than Westy.

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:37 pm

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tell me if you can buy me the USED JEEP from America and send it to me

I think writing fiction is starting to intrude into his RL. Shocked

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:32 pm

this just in from Armstrong

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Good Day Jeremy,

Thanks for the email, How are you doing, I understand when you say you had some serious reservations of even coming into the office today, the feelings the company now show me are not of love and pride. I feel as if they do not trust me any longer, i will talk to Mr. Jack on your behalf, thanks for the information supply on the client brief, I will get back to you when i need your assistant.

Regards,

Amstrong.

my career with the company depends on the lad putting in a good word on my behalf?

and from our porn lad

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Dear Jeremy,

Thanks for your report regarding the storyboard and I know for you to have seen it and have accepted my script as well that means am through with that project. I look forward for another one so I can start it up immediately.

On the issue between me and Emily I have asked her for some questions which am waiting for her response. I want her to get back to me my copy of signned contract and as well for her to let me know how I will be able ro make the claim of the package(Money) when it is sent to me because here the only thing that they will require from you before you get the package delievered to you is your international passport or drivers licence which I do not have now with me unless with the employment ID pictures she asked me to take will be ok to get the package when it gets here. As soon as I get this cleared I will send it to her.

On the jeep issue I said Yes that I love the FX type but for the fact is that the cost of getting the Fx is higher than I can afford now going by how much am getting from you in this deal and I have to share it with my teacher who is part of the deal so my share I want to by the jeep with that is why I want to go for the QX4 unless I can sell my unicorm script which you told me that there is interested buyers but till now I have not read from you about it again can you tell me what is happening with the interested guys regarding that script and its storyboard.

I want to know please if your friend that deal on cars Emily as you called her is the same Emily that works with you who I am already communicating with. And please tell me when I should be expecting my payment so I can advice you on how much you are taking off from it to pay the jeep dealer and the rest send to me.

I wait for your response in this regards.

Joy

Miss Joy

Thank you for your email, I am very happy to say, that the people who have read your script are loving it. As I said previously, the board of directors will be discussing your project at their meeting later this week. Once they grant approval and Emily has all she needs the payment will be sent to you. I have not heard from any of my contacts regarding the unicorn script, however there were a few that said they were looking for something along the lines of a science fiction type of movie with aliens and spaceships. I told them that I would tell you of it and see what you say.

The Emily I refer to is not the same one you are working with now. That is odd though, I never realized I had two important friends with the same name. I like that you noticed that.

The Emily I am refering regarding the vehicles has been a friend since we were only a few years old, more of a sister than a friend. I think you and her will work well together finding you your vehicle. I called her earlier and left a message asking her to contact a you, I told her you are a very good friend and to treat you as a brother. She is a very busy lady, but I expect to hear from her later today or early tomorrow. She used to help me in my movies here, quite a good actress in the porn movies, she likes it when you mention that you've seen them.

Sincerely

Jeremy

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:16 pm

Indeed, we are loving it Very Happy

and the lad cannot even imagine how large the circle of readers ("directors") is!

I´ve just found 2 nicely off-script lads, passed "onwards" to Pat for advanced seriousness.

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:54 pm

Oh my word! clapping

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:35 am

Cammy opted to start from first principles:

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Pleased to hear from you. I'm not surprised that Pat told you nothing about - I don't think she likes me. Weird.

I'm the new Agent and Model Development Coordinator for M00seknuck1e, taking special care in nurturing and mentoring new employees, whether as agents or models. It's my job to bring out the best in our employees, and it's in my interests to make you the best.

Now - my approach is to start from scratch, blank screen so to speak. Tell me about yourself and your aspirations. Then we can see you put on the path to success.

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:45 am

He wrote back!

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I am very pleased to meet you,my name is Darl1ngt0n 0nu1gb0 from Nigeria.My ambition is to become one of the leading model agent in the world and famous in modeling and fashion world.May goal is to help my immediate community with my career and alleviate poverty and set up scholarship for indigent orphan.

I have passion to work for mooseknuckle here in Nigeria and make the company one of the leading modeling and marketing company in Nigeria.With you i know that things will change for good and God will crown my efforts.

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire."

I kept Cammy's reply brief:

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That's a good attitude and a noble cause. Do you have any models on your books at the moment, or are you only just building up?

Also - that quotation - is that a Robert Jordan?

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:09 pm

Wow. A lad who reads Robert Jordan? Maybe he can write a script as long as the Wheel of Time series!

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