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Charlie Muggins
Master Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 118
Location: A place where happiness reigns, and music plays ever so loudly.
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Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:21 pm |
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@coronalight
A lady of great taste  |
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I promise to stop requoting the previous post in full when I post myself. I really do know that is totally unnecessary because I've read the Forum Guidelines.
How long do I have to stand in this corner?
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:44 pm |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:04 pm |
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I couldn't wait till tomorrow, so I gave my lovely bride her fresh flowers this morning..................
I just love V-day! |
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Radden
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 1267
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:12 pm |
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I painted a mural for my wife that I bought
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:32 pm |
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Radden, It is so drippy. 
HB, 
I ask my lad......."What is your favorite passtime?"
I also asked......."Do you know tomorrow is Valentine's Day?"
His reply:
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| hi my love i just want to tell you that i love making love i mean sex and you i know that tow is Valentines Day so what do you hav for me tomw |
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Free Pastor Frank
An Eater's Sweetheart Safari |
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Maggot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Oct 2005
Posts: 382
Location: Lower Itchumscrote, Trumpshire
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:45 pm |
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Ahhh... Valentines Day.... makes you feel all warm inside and remember those soft romantic classics. With joy in your heart and love in your soul... those magical lyrics of love just flow....
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Your impossible ego fuck is like a
Megalomaniacal tab on my tongue
You fuckin' touch me I will rip you apart
I'll reach in and take a bite out of that
Shit you call a heart...
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Classic Slipknot there, and here we are with more softly spoken words of love set to music.....
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I want to put a cap right in your asshole
You step to this, you're gonna pass
for a lump of dogshit in the grass
So, be on your way and get some class
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Another Slipknot timeless classic......
Who needs Barry White or Meatloaf!!!  |
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<I>" I am the fucking idiot you called me and the rotten goat "</I>
<B> Martins Ugo - Football Scout</B>
<I>"our handle charges is this 5,000 thousand ponds"</I>
<B> Jude Adams - Security Company</B>
<I>"...but I prefer to eat houses, houses are more tasty..."</I>
<B> Irina - Romance Scammer</B>
<I>"Yes we are selling the Semen ST41N5 at just $170usd and also sure it will work in Narnia."</I>
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pwwbear
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 349
Location: Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes.
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:57 pm |
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:52 pm |
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My lovvy lad just left a love song on my k7 voice mail account. I didn't have the chance to listen to it yet. If it sounds promising, I'll post it.
My real life:
Tomorrow is the big v day! I didn't put too much effort into the v-day this year. This is our first v-day. Hopefully she doesn't hate me. Next year will be much better... |
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Safari Lad: "...your mails are a healing balm to my condiction here."
Jeremiah Nnamani: "With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life."
James Bruce: "Thanks for your mail and also your insult to my personality and company."
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Trophies - 128 | 4 AM Airport Taxi - 6
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Luther Blissett
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 1029
Location: Watford, Middle East
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:23 pm |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:36 pm |
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I just got a really nice Valentines message from my girlfriend.
WTF she knows I hate the whole idea of it.
Maybe she's going to dump me and it's just a softener.
Ba humbug |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:39 pm |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:36 pm |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:48 pm |
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How can Run DMC have a greatest hits album ? |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:52 pm |
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Radden
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 1267
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:00 pm |
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How can run dmc even be a BAND? |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:06 pm |
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82876638789 DVD RUN DMC ARTIST COLLECTION
5046770932 DVD RUN DMC FOREVER KINGS
07822164269 DVD RUN DMC GREATEST HITS
82876636392 RUN DMC ARTIST COLLECTION
74321840632 RUN DMC CROWN ROYAL
D7975C RUN DMC FOREVER KINGS
07822106072 RUN DMC GREATEST HITS
DNET111 RUN DMC ITS TRICKY
82876895712 RUN DMC COLLECTIONS 30/10
Don't ban which one to you want the new collections is only $10 now that says everything |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:11 pm |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:35 pm |
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We seem to alternate between big gifts and "fun" gifts each year. Last year I received an unbelievable restaurant-quality espresso maker so this year, I'm thinking I'm getting chocolate. |
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Radden
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 1267
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:38 pm |
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NN, You're obviously aware that I've been baiting you ever since you've became a moderator. |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:51 pm |
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Joaquin
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Mar 2005
Posts: 456
Location: Guatemala (GMT-6)
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:09 am |
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The wife wanted a sportscar for St. Valentine's day and subtly insinuated "I would like something that goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds or less ... Preferably light blue"
She got it:
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dear sir
after waiting at the airport for 3 hours i did not see you, i was there till the last pilot came out, what is the position , are you in belgium or still in usa pls write me back , am confused - Patrick Williams
you must be a mad man why can,t you understand simple language it your
stupid mother that have head like that of sadam hussien that was hang
may your mouth bend to your back idiot i am helping you and you are talking trash.
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Hugh Jundys
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 236
Location: orbiting a black hole
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:12 am |
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Roses r red. Violense iz too. Fishees r yummy. --The Goblin Valentine's Day Heart on EverQuest II. |
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I dont want to report you to the nearest FIB...But am a man of God iwould,not like to involve you in that kind of shit.please for god sake, do as i have instructed befor i change my mind. - Mr. John
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battery
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 May 2005
Posts: 930
Location: a wonderful yet shit place to live
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:46 am |
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I love you lotta! |
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leccy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Sep 2004
Posts: 2036
Location: shithole in Scotland
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:26 am |
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Run DMC? What made you think I like them? Maybe because of my superior music knowledge?
It's still early here in the UK so you still have a chance. 
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dont you have a valentine ? or isnt that out in the open -yet- |
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Chief2B
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Posts: 365
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:53 am |
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Tsk, tsk, tsk...
Willing to toss your caber but says nothing about tossing your salad...
Just not Valentine material |
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