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 2007 Valentine's Day Thread - post avy or lovy stuff

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Charlie Muggins
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@coronalight

A lady of great taste clapping

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

VALLEY TINE EVE! happy crowd

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I couldn't wait till tomorrow, so I gave my lovely bride her fresh flowers this morning..................

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I just love V-day!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I painted a mural for my wife that I bought

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Radden, It is so drippy. Confused

HB, Smile

I ask my lad......."What is your favorite passtime?"
I also asked......."Do you know tomorrow is Valentine's Day?"

His reply:
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hi my love i just want to tell you that i love making love i mean sex and you i know that tow is Valentines Day so what do you hav for me tomw


Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ahhh... Valentines Day.... makes you feel all warm inside and remember those soft romantic classics. With joy in your heart and love in your soul... those magical lyrics of love just flow....

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Your impossible ego fuck is like a
Megalomaniacal tab on my tongue
You fuckin' touch me I will rip you apart
I'll reach in and take a bite out of that
Shit you call a heart...


Classic Slipknot there, and here we are with more softly spoken words of love set to music.....

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I want to put a cap right in your asshole
You step to this, you're gonna pass
for a lump of dogshit in the grass
So, be on your way and get some class


Another Slipknot timeless classic......

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Got a e card from my lad! Shocked

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My lovvy lad just left a love song on my k7 voice mail account. I didn't have the chance to listen to it yet. If it sounds promising, I'll post it. Laughing

My real life:

Tomorrow is the big v day! I didn't put too much effort into the v-day this year. This is our first v-day. Laughing Hopefully she doesn't hate me. Next year will be much better...

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just in time... Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just got a really nice Valentines message from my girlfriend.
WTF she knows I hate the whole idea of it.

Maybe she's going to dump me and it's just a softener.

Ba humbug

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dumping a dump truck driver is a no-no. Thumbs down

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Leccy, will you be my valentine?

I'll toss your caber.

I bought something special for you.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How can Run DMC have a greatest hits album ?

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

HARRYA!!! YOU ARE SO GOING TO BE BANNED!!!

LECCY LOOK AT WHAT HE SAID!!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How can run dmc even be a BAND?
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You guys are just baiting me now.... BADGERS!

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We seem to alternate between big gifts and "fun" gifts each year. Last year I received an unbelievable restaurant-quality espresso maker so this year, I'm thinking I'm getting chocolate. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

NN, You're obviously aware that I've been baiting you ever since you've became a moderator.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

*pats radden on head*

Yes dear. Of course you have... Now run off and play with the others.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The wife wanted a sportscar for St. Valentine's day and subtly insinuated "I would like something that goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds or less ... Preferably light blue"

She got it:

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Roses r red. Violense iz too. Fishees r yummy. --The Goblin Valentine's Day Heart on EverQuest II.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I love you lotta!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Run DMC? What made you think I like them? Maybe because of my superior music knowledge?

It's still early here in the UK so you still have a chance. Wink


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dont you have a valentine ? or isnt that out in the open -yet- Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tsk, tsk, tsk...

Willing to toss your caber but says nothing about tossing your salad...

Just not Valentine material Very Happy
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