George Bush & the Village People

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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:08 pm

Do it as a downloadable song. It could make the UK charts with the recent rules change Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:43 pm

I can't wait to see this pans out & the initial photos. El presidente' don't let this mugu off the hook! Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:37 pm

I just made an article for your bait. Apparently Bush mentioned the group while at the Democratic retreat.

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i51/Dupes01/news1-1.jpg

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ Dupes, I could maybe use something like that later on after I have received the video and photos, but for now, I have to play this totally straight to get what I want from them, cheers though!

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:45 am

Patroller, if you want me to make you articles in the future, just send me a PM man. Had fun making it nonetheless though, I can picture Bush in my mind doing the YMCA during a serious Democrat Retreat.

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:53 am

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I am certain you have paid for some of your sins, and you will no doubt be paying for a long time to come.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Oh dear, it seems some members of his church are putting doubts in his mind about this whole thing, the choirmaster asked is he sure he is communicating with the real president Evil or Very Mad

, I do like the amount of people he has got involved in the project, though Laughing

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Your Excellency,

I am always happy reading your mail. Did you sing in the church today? Today is sunday... You know? I still thank you for your reply and I appreciate the questions you asked. I will take them one after the other.

When I talk of the village, I speak of the hinter lands where nature is still being respected so much. Lagos has been westernised so much that some natural things can not be found here. The villages are nearer to nature and closer to the real culture of the people. Being nearer nature, being real village Africans can bring another confirmation of the true meaning of what the YMCA SONG is talking about.

It is not that we are getting the village people to make the custumes. No! We are making the custumes ourselves, but getting the materials from the village.We are just using our initiative. Truelly, the song YMCA is really telling the story of a true life experience most empoverished third world countries(myself inclusive... probably this is just a coincidence!!!). The Local intruments will go with the village settings, while the English band will be more Americanized to the best of our ability. The two versions will be rendered as you instructed. We want to make it look real African and at the same time preach the gospel of "not allowing oneself to surpressed with the hazzlles feeling down.

Your Excellency, I just have my Choirmaster and some members of the choir assisting me as of now. But, there was a question my Choirmaster asked me today as we were coming out from the church... He asked? "I still don't believe it that MR PRESIDENT is the one you are relating with... Are you sure he is really the one we are dealing with?" This question has been disturbing me since then. I know as he voiced this out, the others will also be haboring such question in their minds. (the choirmaster is pissing me off, next thing he will be asking for a phone call to see if it really is GWB, I should be able to get around that as this is not something I normally do, and it could cause me trouble blah blah blah, and in any case, he wrote to my presidential email addy didn't he.)

Sir, what excertly do I tell them? I do know that the God I worship works in a mysterious way, but this one is greater than what I actually expected for this I am so grateful to you.

(that's nowhere near enough, imagine having 71 people on your case calling you a numpty twat when it goes tits up, bwahahahaha Laughing

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Your Excellency, I really hope this number will not be too much for you to foot the bills. I will, however, get you the comprehensive list and other requirements needed for the paperworks as we progress.

May the Good Lord continue to give you wonderful health of mind and body. God has blessed you already.

Yours sincerely,

xxxxx xxxxx.

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:05 pm

this just gets better Laughing

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:20 pm

I am starting to think that he is totally bullshitting.

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I will, however, get you the comprehensive list and other requirements needed for the paperworks as we progress.

I have a feeling that he is going to need money for permits, film, pizza, etc. You need to come up with a good plan for this one.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ I think the comprehensive list and other requirements needed for the paperworks he is talking about, is the names, addresses, dates of birth and passport sized photos for each member travelling to the US, that I told him I need to set the paperwork in motion for their visas and presidential passes.

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:48 am

Since when did the Village people have a choir?

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 385

SP,

Here is a GWB soundboard if you need one to call him:

http://www.e-subversive.net/soundboards/georgewbush/

M-m-max

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:18 am

@ SP

As the president you can grant special invitations. You can always send the
Presidential Plane to pick them up as guest of Honor Laughing

This way, there would be no problems with US Customs Department.
Beign a president does have a lot of advantages Laughing

You can always have a chat with tbe president of Nigeria and have their visas ready when they go to the airport to greet you at the airport.

*** too many cooks in the kitchen is not good ***
so might as well make thing easy in the paper work department

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

harrya wrote:

Since when did the Village people have a choir?

Have you not heard of Presidential Decree 419 section YM, subsection CA... Laughing

@max Great Find!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Can we officially call this numpty the "Village Idiot"?

Nice bait, your excellency.

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:49 pm

rumbero wrote:

@ SP

As the president you can grant special invitations. You can always send the
Presidential Plane to pick them up as guest of Honor Laughing

Can you imagine getting that many people to an airport to await the arrival of Airforce One??? The tears and chaos that would ensue when the authorities refuse to let them anywhere near the tarmac??? Think a fight would break out???? Laughing

This is class, SP!

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ Funny you should mention Airforce One, my plan is to eventually get them all to travel to Bouake airport in Ivory Coast, which as the other safari lad myself and persephone are baiting, told us, is now under UN control, so I can send Airforce One there to pick them up Laughing

Ok then, lets see how much he really wants this gig, I tried to put the onus on the choir masters suspicions as him possibly being jealous, and offering the lad to pull out completely if he doesn't feel comfortable doing it any longer, I hope he doesn't call my bluff and pulls out Very Happy

, but I very much doubt it:

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Dear xxxxx xxxxx,

I have to tell you I am mighty offended at the insinuations made by your choir master, is he actually aware that you were the one who initially contacted me on my official ? And that I replied to you from the very same that you sent your email to?

I find it quite proposterous that he would even suggest you are not in contact with the real Gxxxxx W Bxxx, the facts are clear, the facts are precise, you emailed me at the , and I replied to you from that email address, you are the one who emailed me asking for help, and I have gone out of my way to help you as much as I can, I am a man of compassion and a man of my word, I will help people who choose to help themselves, to better their lives and the lives of the people around them.

I have absolutely nothing to gain from helping you, I will not be making any money from your musical career, I am merely helping a fellow human being wth a God given talent for music. The only thing I can think of concerning your choir master, is that he may be jealous of you, jealousy is a very bad thing, it can destroy people, it drives people to say and do things that they would not normally say or do, so maybe their is a hint of jealousy within the choir master, after all, your destiny is in your hands, as is his destiny in your hands!

xxxxx, I have no ill feelings towards you at all, every man is allowed to speak his mind, and all you did was pass on to me what was said to you, I never shoot the messenger, and you are merely a messenger of the spoken words to you, I thank you for your honesty in telling me when something is on your mind.

As I have stated previously, there is absolutely no financial gain, or any other type of gain for me in helping you, and should you wish to cease the production of the Y.M.C.A song because of what your choir master said to you, then that is completely your choice, nobody is forcing you to do this, it must be your choice to complete the task, or not, as the case may be.

I am sure there are many other groups who would be only too willing to take up the task of singing the Y.M.C.A song, the only reason you were offered this big chance, is because of my close relationship with the music producer who is responsible for finding new artists such as yourself, and he accepted you on my say so after I had conversed with you over several emails, and came to know of your musical ambitions.

I have informed the producer of the latest developments concerning what you wrote to me about, he is eager to know if you still wish to complete this project as he does not want any delays, so whether you wish to continue, or if you wish to pull out all together, please inform me as soon as possible, so that I can let the producer know and he can then find suitable replacement artists, time is of the essence.

Sincerely,

Gxxxxx W Bxxx.

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:35 pm

oo oo oo!! they have to arrive at the airport ready to perform on the runway Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I knew my last email would do the trick, all is now back on track and the choir master even apologised for doubting me Laughing

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Your Excellency,

First and foremost, I am stating categorically that I am still interested in the singing of the YMCA song.

However, Sir, it is not that I am defending anybody, but, the statement made by my Choirmaster was as a result of what obtains in my country Nigeria. This is a country that is highly maladministered by a
government that is highly insensitive to its citizens.

It is a country where only when one belongs to the rulling class that the one can be able to be assisted even without merit.It is a country where the poor have to fend for themselves even when the rich and the rulling class are making use of the natural resources that belongs to them(the poor). It is country where no one has freedom of speech... be outspoken and face the gallows. All these has made the average Nigerian to be hardened. So, bringing in lack of trust.

So, in Nigeria( as of now), for a President to go out of his way to help anybody in the lower class is just impossible! When, I mentioned this email to my choirmaster, he was very sober saying that it wasn't what he meant; that he was really wondering with the situations of things in Nigeria that a President can really be caring as to help someone whom He has never met; that Nigeria really needs serious prayers, devine intervention. He also asked me to appologise in his behalf; that he never meant it that way, that it is really a marvel/mystery compared to our country; that he was simply overwhemled! (now when the shit hits the fan, he is going to feel an even bigger mug Laughing

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Your Excellency, we are really preparing very seriousely. We know that what is demanded of us is really a great task indeed. We also know that this will be an awesome oppurtunity through/ by which we would be lifted from poverty to somebody. I can not thank you enough! I will not disappoint you. We shall be sending you the pictures of the rehearsal as we progress. In no distant time, we shall be sending in the names, adresses, dates of birth, passport photographs, etc.

So, Sir, do not be mighty offended. I appologise. A child in the dark can never know what happens in the day light untill it experiences the day light.So, Sir, do not be offended. The Lord who began the good works in you will surely bring it to fulfilment. The Almighty God will continue to use you to bring peace, serenity, hamony to the whole world and goodwill towards men lowly like us. I pray that one day the Almighty God will give Nigeria a good leader like you who will be ready to make life better for the people of Nigeria.

May good health be yours. May wisdom be yours. I wait to hear from you soon.

Yours sincerely,

xxxxx xxxxx.

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:00 pm

Oh man this is really getting good. I absolutely can't wait.

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:33 pm

SP, You are one evil president. Can't you hurry him up with the video?

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:44 pm

This video when it comes is going to be world class comedy!! African biker, village people, my god, the mind boggles!!

Need to make sure he does the correct dance moves!! All of them!

Love it!
Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:06 pm

These guys can't wait either! Go Excellency! Woot!

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:13 pm

Get them to sign over all royalties Just in case....... well look at some of the crap that charts these days Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I have replied to his email, I mentioned a bit about 419 fraud and people in the US being very aware of it, he might spread the word that Americans know all about 419 now Very Happy

, I also mentioned about the , that will come in handy when the bubble bursts, because if I can get them all to travel to an airport, I can then say I sent Airforce One home after getting info from my agents that implicated him in 419 frauds, he will ofcourse deny that, so to prove himself, he can make some banners protesting his innocence if he wants to Laughing

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Dear xxxxx xxxxx,

Thank you for email.

I have a very busy schedule today, as I do most days, though I do have a few moments to spare to send you this email. Please tell your choir master that I accept his apology, not that an apology was not really needed from him, he is a man who is allowed to speak his mind, as is any man.

I very much understand what you have said regarding the people that govern your country, and why you might be suspicious of someone wanting to help you, but I am not Nigerian, I am a US citizen and we do things differently here, and if you remember, in one of my early emails to you, I said, and I quote:

"anyone would be better than Obasanjo, he is a crooked man who does nothing for his people"

Holding the position that I do, I am very well versed in the goings on in Nigeria and most countries of the world, I know exactly what the Nigerian government is like, I know there is a lot of fraud in Nigeria, and that high ranking officials in government and local politics skim large amounts of money from funds meant to be used for the good of the people, it is theft on a large scale that is being swept under the carpet by those in power!

On the other hand, it is not just the Nigerian government at fault, corruption and fraud are rife in Nigeria, it's all part of daily life there, I am sure that living in Nigeria, you have heard of 419 fraud, where scammers send millions of emails every year to people all over the world in the hope of scamming them out of their money, the actions of the vile people who perpetrate these scams also destabalises the whole Nigerian economy, it results in nobdody wanting to do business with Nigerian's because of the actions of the scammers, simply because legitimate businesses don't know if they are dealing with an honest Nigerian business or a scammer.

I do everything in my power to protect US citizens from the 419 fraudsters who try to prey on then, infact, just recently, my government published a pamphlet about this type of fraud, and the pamphlet was distributed to every household, school, college and business in the US, it details every kind of 419 scam coming out of Nigeria/Africa, along with many other types of internet fraud, the American public is very aware of these scams now, and we also have tv shows about it on a daily basis. We even have.

I am happy to hear that you are working hard on the Y.M.C.A song, as you sow, so shall you reap the rewards. The producer asked me to ask you for a timescale, how long do you think it will be until you have completed the task and produced the video?

Sincerely,

Gxxxxx W Bxxxx.

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