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Corona
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Never Give An Iguana Viagra

Antwerp, Belgium (reuters)- Mozart

An iguana with an erection that lasted for over weeks, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.
Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.
Mozart, sitting on the shoulder of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.
"It doesn't bother him, he doesn't know what amputation means." said Vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.
"I don't think so. That's all in his head." Shocked

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

oh my god, why did you direct me to this thread? (via pm)

Hahaha.. why must they go into details, about "focusing in" and such..
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Heck, I don't know!
Why do birds fly? Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I saw that on Yahoo news. If I ever get my hands on a few of those pills, I'm going to put them in some ground beef out front and hopefully the dog that keeps shitting in my yard will eat it. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Moral of the story...

If you get an erection lasting more than 4 hours DON'T call a VET! Shocked

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Amputate an erection? Ew...sounds bloody.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 11:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If you take Viagra be sure to drink plenty of water.
I got one stuck in my throat once and had a stiff neck for over a week.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 11:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ooooooooo thats a bad one,

i know a fella who wrote off a car, whats` that got to do with viagra? he was after taking one and was "pleasuring" himself while driving rather fast through country roads. thing is this fella isn`t quite right in the head, and was happy to tell the story.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There was a guy that lived in the country, miles away from the nearest town. He went to the doctor complaining of difficulties "down there" and the doctor prescribed viagra. "Trouble is, doc," the man explained, "I live fifty miles away and the roads are terrible. I can't take time out to keep coming back for repeat prescriptions, and the wife will have this one finished inside a week." The doctor took the script back and wrote out another: "Here's one for a gross tablets. That should keep you going for a while."

The next day the man was back. "Doc, I had an accident. I was carrying that box of pills through the yard, and the damned dog was round my feet, like welcoming me back and stuff. I tripped over the dog, and dropped the whole box of pills down the well." "My God," exclaimed the doctor, "I hope you're not drinking that water!" "Drinking it?" the man replied, "we can't even get the pump-handle down."

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I wanna see the story! Laughing

EDIT: I found the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBWVbQub2iw

Laughing poor little guy! Shocked

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Dragging it across his normally sandy habitat" puke

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
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Because they're special
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