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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:05 pm |
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Remember the Seamugu? Austine stood in a bucket in a river with a sign, he got the world's largest tattoo, got arrested for shouting at 'Hallelujagobble' at passing ships in Lagos harbour, then went on a roadtrip to Ghana, to become robbed by angry taxi drivers and meet Jojo's lad Kevin.
Needless to say, he lost his enthusiasm for my Church, but when I send out an ASEM, he's always on the list. I laughed today, when he responded to an email from Dr Winst0n Cup, 'sending' him some 'money', and inviting him to travel to Wawa, to join the Peda1 Institute. Note the tag Yahoo has put under the email:
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Dear Winston,
You see to be frank to u am not sure the money was picked but if you say so,it means i actually don't know about it pls.
honestly winston things are very bad for me so can u pls send me the sum of $5,000 at list it will be enough for me to travell to wawa
austine udoh.
The fish are biting.
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Well Dr W won't send any more cash, as it seems to go astray, but the cash will be waiting for him. He doesn't know where Wawa is, But I do, its in the remote West of Nigeria, near a national park: 'The park retains a robust animal population including antelope, lion, hippopotamus, buffalo, roan antelope, jackal, baboon, monkey and crocodile.' 'The entrance to the reserve is approximately 19 miles from Wawa along a laterite road, and the oil river camp is a further 32 miles from the entrance. ' Sounds like a nice quiet spot for Dr Cup's institute. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:37 pm |
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Hippo's and baboon's aren't exactly the most friendly critters either. I hope the wildlife gets to enjoy him. |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:45 pm |
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Nice Roy! Another good safari in the works! That is great to see. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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