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Hugh Jass
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 21 Feb 2005
Posts: 7
Location: New York
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:31 pm |
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From a new bait I started last week.
In her script I found these two gems:
"The bible says what shall it profit a man to win the whole world and loose his soul.
I have willed and given most of my properties to the less privileges because I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul. I have decided to give arms to charity
organizations and give succor and comfort to the less privileged in our societies. I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth since I know where am heading.
My late husband has worked with an oil company in Kuwait for thirty years before he was retired. He has kept the total sum of $10.6M in a FINANCIAL INSTITUTE ADROAD to invest on profitable factory and propagate the word of God and build up the less privileged homes and churches after his retirement before he was unfortunately died with his two kids in tsunami disaster."
I wonder which charities she is deciding to arm? Maybe she is taking the Salvation Army thing a little to seriously? 
I also like the "insert financial intitution here" section - and the did this twice! This goofball is going to be fun. |
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"yes african were cheated but i know one day the whites shall compensate the entire continent of africa" - Babs Tokunbo
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:05 am |
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Did he mean "succor", or "sucker"? |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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somejerk
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Dec 2006
Posts: 104
Location: Between my computer and chair
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:34 am |
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She wants arms? You could also reply as a half-crazy funeral director looking for a few bucks on the side. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:36 am |
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<br>I think he means 'alms', but hey, who are we to correct him....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alms
'Nuns With Guns' has a certain Hollywood comedy ring to it. 
Whoopie Goldberg could play Mother Uzzi with Hugh Grant as the love interest playing 'Huge Grant', the stuttering floppy-haired English upper class Oxbridge student gun runner, struggling to pay off his Student Loan whilst living in a �2.5 town house in Notting Hill, next door to Liz Hurley and Austin Powers.
You heard it here first. |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:54 am |
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Hugh Laurie (of Blackadder and House alike) penned a novel called The Gun Seller about... well, as it says. AFAIK it got favourable reviews. There could be something to draw on. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
 x5     x2  x 246 
 x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Mike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
Posts: 721
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:20 pm |
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| She wants arms? You could also reply as a half-crazy funeral director looking for a few bucks on the side. |
I've always supported the right to bare arms, especially in hot weather. |
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With your behavior I don't think that I will work with you. We are talking of money and with your altitude if I transfer this fund in your personal account you will seat on top of this money.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:52 pm |
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There's also the right to arm bears - makes hunting that little bit more uncertain... |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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