cahuna
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Joined: 15 Dec 2006
Posts: 50
Location: Gone Fishing
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Sun Jan 21, 2007 8:49 pm |
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The Word doc it came with made me cry with laughter....
Came through about 10 mins ago. Had replied to the original a while ago expressing interest in hotel employment with them in Canada.
Not sure best way to share this Word doc (if indeed the forum allows doc sharing) but the design is suberb and very professional....it really has to be seen to be appreciated. MODs: how could I best share this masterpiece?
Some highlights:
Now if you are interested in any of the above offer,Please the Omni Hotel Canadian, with humility plead to you In assisting Us, to get more people with you,those whom will like to live & work with us here in the Omni hotel premisies, Omni Hotel Management Board,will help all of you through the process of your Documents for your Visas. Then when you start work the hotel will be subtracting some money from your Monthly Salary,Accomdation payment receipt, The Air Ticket & Visa Fee that will be paid to Our Embassy there in your Country to help you get your Visa .
FROM HOTEL MANAGEMENT BOARD AND DIRECTORS
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Here Are The Qualifications We Need From All The Interested Applicants:
Language requirements: English Compulsory ! 
Education: Secondary school / diploma or an acceptable combination of education, training and experience.
Experience :A minimum total of 6 hours of work,with good service.Other experience requirements will be determined, based on the specific position being staffed.
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A selection of the jobs on offer - there are more! 
Jobs Description .
(1).HOTEL CAR WASHER MONTHLY -SALARY $ 2,800 US DOLLARS.
(2) HOTEL CLEANER MONTHLY SALARY $2,800 US DOLLARS.
(16)HOTEL ACCOUNTING MANAGER- MONTHLY SALARY $ 4,500 US DOLLARS.
(17)HOTEL MARKETING MANAGER- -MONTHLY SALARY $4,500 US DOLLARS.
(18)HOTEL DOCTORS &NURSE. MONTHLY SALARY $5,500 US DOLLARS.
(19)HOTEL BARBER- MONTHLY SALARY $2,500 US DOLLARS
(20) HOTEL GARDENER -MONTHLY
SALARY $ 3,200 US DOLARS
(21)HOTEL MASSAGE THERAPIST -MONTHLY SALARY $3,750 US DOLLARS.
It's made my Sunday evening 
Just dawned on me. There's 21 jobs on offer. I quite fancy the Hotel Doctor's position as I've watched a few episodes of ER and I've easily met the 6 hours job experience qualification. Just need 20 others baiters who fancy a bit of fun with Omni Hotels. Barbers, Masseurs, gardeners, mechanics, cashiers, bakers, cookers (!), butchers, security  , managers, hair dressers etc. etc.
With such a cast, this could be a classic mass bait. Anyone up for some fun?!?
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