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Pantsface
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Sep 2006
Posts: 465
Location: In Your Pants!
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:43 pm |
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A friend of mine and I were thinking that any of the above could be very entertaining, and raise awareness of 419 scams.
If even the Discovery Channel ran a documentary not only on 419, but on baiting, it could do a lot of good, and be very entertaining.
I was thinking maybe a group of young baiters hired by the FBI baiting numerous Soludos in Nigeria and elsewhere.
Anyway, I know its silly, but seriously, Ive seen a few news items on 419, and the like, but it would be really interesting to see something that delves deeper into baiting. Of course, my only concern is making the mugus aware of the baiting.... |
_________________ "TRY TO COMB YOURSELF AND BEWARE OF PEOPLE YOU DO BUSINESS WITH..." - DR TUNDE LEMO
"As an idiot who have not see money?Stupify away from me ungodly person." - Nugo
"I dream how we will sit at you at home I will
sit on your knees, you will iron my face, my legs." - Marina
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:12 pm |
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Pantsface
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Sep 2006
Posts: 465
Location: In Your Pants!
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:18 pm |
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Here's hoping that Denzel Washington plays Charles Soludo!
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_________________ "TRY TO COMB YOURSELF AND BEWARE OF PEOPLE YOU DO BUSINESS WITH..." - DR TUNDE LEMO
"As an idiot who have not see money?Stupify away from me ungodly person." - Nugo
"I dream how we will sit at you at home I will
sit on your knees, you will iron my face, my legs." - Marina
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:37 pm |
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Denzel's old. I vote for Taye Diggs as Charles Soludo...
Now, he I'd go on safari for. |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:18 pm |
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DrWho
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jan 2004
Posts: 5486
Location: Where ever I go, there I am
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:15 am |
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a group of young baiters hired by the FBI |
Oh, a fantasy show. Try the USA network.
I want James Woods to play me. |
_________________ "i think you people do not know whom you are talking of,i am not in any terrorist organization or planning any such of terrorist activities."
"i am not a terrorist and your america cia cna also investigate me."
"i am not a terrorist.send the shit stuff and let me get it fillied."
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angusmactavish
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Aug 2004
Posts: 252
Location: Oglethorpe's colony Atlantic (GMT-5)
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:22 am |
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I want Hugh Laurie to play me. Not in his "House" persona, but more like when he did Bertie Wooster. |
_________________ U BE MAGA U ARE VERY WICKED I MUST TELL AND STUPID - Charles Blaise
Listen, my contact with you in this transaction does not warrant you to insult my personality for any reason. - Godwin Luis
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:24 am |
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a group of young baiters |
what about some old baiters we don't mind a little extra cash |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:31 am |
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We could let The Hoff play K....
Nah, I don't feel like getting suspended tonight |
_________________ x2 x24 x7 x5 x5 x96 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x3 x3 x2 x2 (in a team effort)
ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU- Kelechukwu Nduka
"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
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DrWho
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jan 2004
Posts: 5486
Location: Where ever I go, there I am
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:32 am |
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What is the hoff? |
_________________ "i think you people do not know whom you are talking of,i am not in any terrorist organization or planning any such of terrorist activities."
"i am not a terrorist and your america cia cna also investigate me."
"i am not a terrorist.send the shit stuff and let me get it fillied."
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:34 am |
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the hoff = David Hasselhoff. allegedly a semi god in Germany
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_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:36 am |
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^^^^
NSFE CLICKY
(not safe for eating) |
_________________ x2 x24 x7 x5 x5 x96 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x3 x3 x2 x2 (in a team effort)
ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU- Kelechukwu Nduka
"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
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Nelsonsbattle
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 433
Location: New Zealand
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:22 am |
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I was talking with a local radio announcer and he said he had always wanted to be an actor. I suggested he approach a production house with the idea of a series for TV, a bored-with-life DJ relates with the outside world callers and they have all sorts of experiences while he's cooped up in his studio.
I had a half dozen outlines for episodes. One of them was someone rang in and admitted being ripped off by a 419 fraud. Another listener, ME, rang in and offered to bait the Lad and over a number of weeks the Lad recieved his comeupance - a safari or two following the multiple trips to WU to claim non-existant money.
Unfortunately nothing came of it. I've still got the basic outlines for the half a dozen episodes, so if anyone wants to take up the idea, then it's all theirs provided I get the "Based on an idea by ***" credit and I get to play the scambaiter |
_________________ �This is quite unfortanate you have basterdise every thing we have been working for a long time.
�the photo you send to me ..... i am have six with you in dreem here� Lad after he got a topless photo of my baiting character.
"I have just came out from the bank with the most humiliation of my life." Dissapointed Lad after a trip to the MG agency.
"tell you die, fuck you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ooooooo" Samull the scammer on being burned
(Samull's trip from Cotonou, Benin, to Lagos, Nigeria, to meet the lovely Steffy)
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:11 am |
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Pantsface
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Sep 2006
Posts: 465
Location: In Your Pants!
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:14 am |
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We could organize a reality show and play ourselves! |
_________________ "TRY TO COMB YOURSELF AND BEWARE OF PEOPLE YOU DO BUSINESS WITH..." - DR TUNDE LEMO
"As an idiot who have not see money?Stupify away from me ungodly person." - Nugo
"I dream how we will sit at you at home I will
sit on your knees, you will iron my face, my legs." - Marina
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Minnow
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Posts: 57
Location: West coast of the NOMF
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:44 am |
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Someone should draft up the idea, register it with the WGA, and submit it to someone like Nigel Lythgoe. He's always looking for new reality shows. I do believe he is British. He is the man behind American Idol which was originally a British show. Just a thought.
I think it would be a great show. |
_________________ "You are the person that should rot in hell fire. Do you think Am a poor barrister?" Barrister Ericson
"i know you are the one i have left this box for you" ~ Henri Pierre
"Firstly let me say here that you are a liar.Don't you know that am seen the bank on daily basis?" ~ Bar Philip
"you are stupid do not you know.you are very stupid by talking to the bank authority like that plus that you are trying to claim something that does not belong to you " ~ Moris Campos |
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Moderator
Joined: 25 Aug 2005
Posts: 9149
Location: Criminal Disruption Department.
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:36 am |
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could we get to vote someone out every few days by phoning a premium rate number ?? |
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Gaz
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 May 2005
Posts: 661
Location: Toronto, ON
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:50 am |
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My friend and I are writing the script for a film starring one of our baiting characters at the moment. IMHO, its bloody good. |
_________________ YOU SENT NO PAYMENT YOU IDIOT AND MURDDERER!!!!!! - Kenneth Duke
"Also believe in the Nectarines and hail them as my eternal forefathers and universal leaders"- Sir Frederick MacGregor
"THIS NONSENSE ACT OF YOURS HAS CAUSED ME LOOSING UP TO $350 USD ALL TOGETHER TO GET TO KASTINA SINCE ON MONDAY!!"- Barrister Usman Bello
"WHAT HELL ARE YOU ? YOU ARE A MAD MAN, YOU NEED TO BE CURED BY YOUR OCCULTIC MEMBERS, I CAN SEE THAT THEY HAVE TAKEN YOUR BRAIN" - Barrister Harry Brown
"YOU ARE GOING STUPID , ARE YOU OUT OF YOU MIND ? YOU FOOLISH WHITE MONKEY AND YELLOW PIG."- Barrister Isa Usman
www.mustdestroy419.talkspot.com
- 600 Miles from Lagos to Katsina
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:04 pm |
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In my fantasy world Brad Pitt would play me. In reality though it would probably be Danny DeVito. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:28 pm |
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Anyone know of a better looking George Clooney to play me? The regular one wouldn't do me justice. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:45 pm |
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I cannot think of an actor that is good looking enough to play me. I guess that I'll have to do it myself. |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:46 pm |
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Poor Magdalena at Concepts College is tired of playing with her mouse and could use some real work. |
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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Pantsface
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Sep 2006
Posts: 465
Location: In Your Pants!
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:53 pm |
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Maybe shiver should play every role? |
_________________ "TRY TO COMB YOURSELF AND BEWARE OF PEOPLE YOU DO BUSINESS WITH..." - DR TUNDE LEMO
"As an idiot who have not see money?Stupify away from me ungodly person." - Nugo
"I dream how we will sit at you at home I will
sit on your knees, you will iron my face, my legs." - Marina
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Maggot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Oct 2005
Posts: 382
Location: Lower Itchumscrote, Trumpshire
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:09 pm |
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I would have Andy Dick play me! either that or Jack Black! |
_________________ -------------------------------------------------
<I>" I am the fucking idiot you called me and the rotten goat "</I>
<B> Martins Ugo - Football Scout</B>
<I>"our handle charges is this 5,000 thousand ponds"</I>
<B> Jude Adams - Security Company</B>
<I>"...but I prefer to eat houses, houses are more tasty..."</I>
<B> Irina - Romance Scammer</B>
<I>"Yes we are selling the Semen ST41N5 at just $170usd and also sure it will work in Narnia."</I>
<B> Duncan Rustin - Phone Lad</B>
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kisslajos
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2006
Posts: 96
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:31 pm |
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Maybe a new 24? With Jack Bauer/Kiefer Sutherland? |
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