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Joaquin
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I read something here some time back about how low a mugu will a go but I couldn't find the topic today. And I wouldn't want to necro an old thread anyway. But I liked the idea and decided to give it a try.

This guy first asked for $800 and I told him I didn't have that much money. He then said to send him all I had, without mentioning an amount. I then told him that all I had was $35 and Western Union would charge me $20, so all I could send him was $15, asking him if this was OK to release my fund. Here is the reply:

Quote:
ECONOMICS FINANCE AND CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC) ,POLICE CLEARANCE / FIAT/GAZETTE.

FROM THE DESK :
ALHAJI NUHU RIBADU .
Director,
Economics Finance and Crime Commission .
Federal Republic of Nigeria. Direct Telephone:
234-8023980701.

Year 2006 Federal Board Nigerian Police Clearance Reports in your favour.
The Below Fiat for the Clearance and Deposit of your funds in your favour which as stipulated by
the Contract Agreement /Guarantee and Contract Act of 1990
must be borne by you the beneficiary/contractor

Year 2006 Clearance Guarantee IN YOUR FAVOUR. MR NICHOLSON .

National Ecological Protection Agency Guarantee Clearance .
Nigerian Police Protection Clearance Guarantee .

in liue of your mail response which you said that you have us$15 to send immediately , I have because of your concern summoned an emmergency meeting with all the General Executives Joints Boards AND UPDATED THEM THAT YOU SAID THAT YOU HAVE ONLY US$15 and they accepted for the recieving of the us$15 to release your fund then with the agreement that you will re-imburse the remaining balance as soon as you recieve your fund.

Do not betray the respect and veto power imposed to me , go ahead immediately and send the us$15 today and forward the payment particulars to me and make sure you send the remaining balance as soon as you recieve your fund as I have used my veto power to guarantee and shortee on your behalf, do not let me down.

I advice you with every truth and honesty to be courageous and send the us$15 immediately as soon as it is morning in your country.

I give you my word which is my BOND that upon the recieving of this us$15 everything will be concluded successfully for your fund final release .

I assure and Guarantee you without any failure.
.

Try all your best as quickly as the urgency required it and send it as quickly as possible as scheduled and forward the payment particulars to me immediately to enable this finalization earlier to avoid any more delay.

Be adviced to send it either by western union money transfer or by money gram with the name and directives of the recieving agent as stated:

Recieving agent's name: JUDE IKE.
Address: LAGOS-NIGERIA.
The Question : WHO IS THE LORD
The Answer : JESUS .
The MTCN NUMBER.
The SENDERS NAME and ADDRESS.
The AMOUNT SENT.

I awaits.
Thank You.
ALHAJI NUHU RIBADU ..


This is definitely my cheapest mugu as of today. Although I am now going to tell him that I had to spend $7 for lunch and ask him if $8 will still be OK.

Has anybody gotten a lower offer?

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after waiting at the airport for 3 hours i did not see you, i was there till the last pilot came out, what is the position , are you in belgium or still in usa pls write me back , am confused - Patrick Williams

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I love how they convened the General Executives Joints Boards to discuss, and accept your $15.00

Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think you might drop your change down the drain... Only $5 left!

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

WU and MG!Very Happy i see at least two four trips in his near future... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Donato wrote:
WU and MG! i see at least two four trips in his near future...


So do I buddy ... I have offered $8 ... If it is OK with him I will send them to Abuja, Nigeria. He did mention something about Lagos ... Sorry, didn't notice that detail ... But all towns must be close by, I guess. And if not I am sure he will enjoy the ride through the beautiful nigerian countryside.

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dear sir
after waiting at the airport for 3 hours i did not see you, i was there till the last pilot came out, what is the position , are you in belgium or still in usa pls write me back , am confused - Patrick Williams

you must be a mad man why can,t you understand simple language it your
stupid mother that have head like that of sadam hussien that was hang
may your mouth bend to your back idiot i am helping you and you are talking trash.
francis mensah
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Abuja to Lagos - +500km road trip that takes about 10 - 12 hours by vehicle.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice, but of course I wouldn't expect him to do much work for $8.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Definitely you had to lower the amount to get the National ECOLOGICAL Protection Agency Clearance.

Do you know how much ecological damage you would have caused with $800 ?
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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think you might drop your change down the drain


Tell him you were trying to counterfeit the coins but the complicated electrolysis process went pear-shaped and melted all the pennies together.

Now you only have $4.35 in silver left

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My latest and most attractive offer:

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from (My character) <[email protected]>
to EFCC NIGERIA <[email protected]>
date Jan 24, 2007 8:36 PM
subject Confidential

My dearest friend and partner: I profoundly appreciate your efforts and your trust in me. I will not betray you in any way. But I have to confide in you with a secret I am ashamed of. I had to spend $7 for lunch today and now I only have $28, minus the $20 for Western Union, that leaves $8 which I can send to you tomorrow morning.

I am really short of cash now and ashamed. I have a big check coming from my father soon, but it has not arrived yet. But I don't want to miss this great business opportunity to become rich and prove to my father that I can make deals of millions of dollars.

Please tell me if $8 will be OK to clear my fund and I will send it tomorrow morning without delay, before I spend anymore. I will be left with nothing to eat, but I will send all I have to you.

Thanks again for your trust and for supporting me with your important partners and associates.

God bless you.

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dear sir
after waiting at the airport for 3 hours i did not see you, i was there till the last pilot came out, what is the position , are you in belgium or still in usa pls write me back , am confused - Patrick Williams

you must be a mad man why can,t you understand simple language it your
stupid mother that have head like that of sadam hussien that was hang
may your mouth bend to your back idiot i am helping you and you are talking trash.
francis mensah
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think he probably will accept it, as he will know then your likely to send more in the future!! Don't forget to take your bus fare out of the 8!! Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My offer has been accepted:

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ECONOMICS FINANCE AND CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC) ,POLICE CLEARANCE / FIAT/GAZETTE.

FROM THE DESK :
ALHAJI NUHU RIBADU .
Director,
Economics Finance and Crime Commission .
Federal Republic of Nigeria. Direct Telephone:
234-8023980701.

Year 2006 Clearance Guarantee IN YOUR FAVOUR.
Be adviced to hurry up as quickly as possible without any more delay and send any amount you could be able to send and consider your fund final release done.

Be Guaranteed and Assured that upon the recieving of any amount you will be able to send as quickly as the urgency required it without any further delay everything will be concluded successfully for your fund final release .

Try all your best as quickly as the urgency required it and send it as quickly as possible as scheduled and forward the payment particulars to me immediately to enable this finalization earlier to avoid any more delay.

Be adviced to send it either by western union money transfer or by money gram with the name and directives of the recieving agent as stated:

Recieving agent's name: JUDE IKE.
Address: LAGOS-NIGERIA.
The Question : WHO IS THE LORD
The Answer : JESUS .
The MTCN NUMBER.
The SENDERS NAME and ADDRESS.
The AMOUNT SENT.

I awaits.
Thank You.
ALHAJI NUHU RIBADU


And my reply with deep expressions of gratitude:

Quote:
from (My character) [email protected]>
to: EFCC NIGERIA [email protected]>
date Jan 25, 2007 1:58 PM
subject Going to Western Union

Thank you very much Sir for accepting the $8 I now have to release my fund. You will not be disappointed. As soon as I get some more money from my father, or when I receive the fund, I will send you your share and whatever additional money you require.

I have no money left to eat now, but this is very important for me and I want to cooperate fully in this transaction.

I am right now going to the Western Union office downtown to transfer the $8 to the person you instructed.

Thank you very much for working with me. May God bless you, your family and all your associates.


So please excuse me folks ... I am running to Western Union right away ... I don't want to keep such an important man waiting for my money, specially after he has been so kind and understanding ...

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dear sir
after waiting at the airport for 3 hours i did not see you, i was there till the last pilot came out, what is the position , are you in belgium or still in usa pls write me back , am confused - Patrick Williams

you must be a mad man why can,t you understand simple language it your
stupid mother that have head like that of sadam hussien that was hang
may your mouth bend to your back idiot i am helping you and you are talking trash.
francis mensah
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That sounds like a desperate mugu to me. Just like a beggar in the streets, this lad will accept any penny.

Don't forget to send him $4 in the end because it costs you $4 for a round trip bus ticket to Western Union. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You have to take into account that a law abiding Nigerian citizen earns on average $1 a week so it is worth their while taking $8 from you; that is about 2 months wages.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And after you got off the bus, you gave 3 dollars to the homeless man on the street...... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You can tell him that on your way to the WU office, you passed by a casino (cards club or something), and decided to try and bet on your 8$, so you can win some and send him more money!

Unfortunally, the goddes of luck was looking the other way... so you sent only 2$ (you had the brains to stop before you loose it all).

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I got in this late but:

Quote:
How cheap is a mugu?


I always thought they were about a dime a dozen.

Cheaper when purchased in bulk.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I imagine that after you pay for your bus ride, give the homeless man some cash, wager a good portion of it at the casino... and spend a long day on the bus... you must be famished (since you've had no money for food). I'm sure you could spare a few cents on a candy bar. Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Uff. I'm finally back from the WU office. Quite a walk. Couldn't afford to spend any of the good man's money on a bus ... Can't believe the good luck I had ... $16 should more than justify the additional couple of blocks he will have to walk to get to Abuja ...

Quote:
from (My character) [email protected]>
to EFCC NIGERIA [email protected]>

subject Fantastic Good News

My dear and honorable partner: You have been better and more trusting than my father with me, so I am glad to bring you very good news.

I went to the Western Union office and I talked to a very nice young employee there, by the name of Harry Potter, who told me that he has a special "underground" agreement with his peer at the Western Union office in Abuja, Nigeria where they send transfers without the Company's knowledge and without any cost to them. Therefore, he would only charge me $5 which he then splits with his partner over there.

Therefore, I saved $15 from the $20 they charge normally. I did take $7 for my next meal which I will eat tomorrow (I will not eat anything today because I don't know when I will be able to get more money). But that left another $8 for you, so I sent you $16. I am so glad I could get so much more money for you, my dear friend.

The only difference is that you have to pick up the money in Abuja, but this young man told me that Abuja is probably very close to Lagos, so you should have no problem getting there.

And since this is an "underground" trick they are doing, there is no MTCN number on the transaction, it is not registered in the system, but it is totally safe and risky free.

You just go to any Western Union office in Abuja and tell them Harry Potter sent you. And preferably ask for Brad Pitt, which is Harry's partner over there. But if Brad is not there, no problem either. Everybody knows Harry Potter and the arrangement they have.

Remember the $16 were sent to Abuja as per your instructions:

Recieving agent's name: JUDE IKE.
Address: ABUJA-NIGERIA.
The Question : WHO IS THE LORD
The Answer : JESUS .
The MTCN NUMBER. (No number as I explained. Just the name and secret answer required)
The SENDERS NAME and ADDRESS. (My character) 1234 Shithole Drive, Yosemite N.P., California, USA
The AMOUNT SENT. $16.00 (SIXTEEN U.S. DOLLARS IN CASH)

So please my Honorable Mentor and partner, you got double your money and I thank the Lord for our good luck. I will be waiting for your news as soon as you get back from Abuja in about an hour at the most, I guess, and transfer the fund to me right away.

Thank you again and God bless you.

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dear sir
after waiting at the airport for 3 hours i did not see you, i was there till the last pilot came out, what is the position , are you in belgium or still in usa pls write me back , am confused - Patrick Williams

you must be a mad man why can,t you understand simple language it your
stupid mother that have head like that of sadam hussien that was hang
may your mouth bend to your back idiot i am helping you and you are talking trash.
francis mensah
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

and I thought I was somebody for getting my lad to accept $14.19. I bow to the master.......... bow_down bow_down bow_down
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My lad:

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my food i will tak good care off that but if you which is just $1 an for taxi is just $5 will be ok for me.


Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My lad has gone totally silent. Not a word since my last reply posted above. The stupid MF either finally realized that some SOB was f*** around with him, or he is on his way to Abuja to pick up his new fortune ... In which case the lack of emails is understandable, 'cause I doubt the banana bus has laptops or wireless internet for passengers ...

In either case, I am not going to lose this lad. He is one greedy and very stupid asshole and I am going to take advantage of both his virtues ... If $16 is not enough to have him travel to Abuja, then maybe I am able to get the local "Church of the Sacred Donkey" to offer me a donation for his noble cause ... provided he becomes a member and meets some rather weird but worthwhile conditions ... I tend to believe that it is not going to be very hard to convince this dude ...

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dear sir
after waiting at the airport for 3 hours i did not see you, i was there till the last pilot came out, what is the position , are you in belgium or still in usa pls write me back , am confused - Patrick Williams

you must be a mad man why can,t you understand simple language it your
stupid mother that have head like that of sadam hussien that was hang
may your mouth bend to your back idiot i am helping you and you are talking trash.
francis mensah
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