Fred of Ghana

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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:57 pm

Here are some of the later posts from my buddy the barrister Fred Idowu from Accra.
The bait started with a simple ASEM about 'Mariam' and he made up all the details as we went on.

It came down to my first use of the
and I think I gave Fred some serious anxiety. Though he never exceeded about 140 questioned answered
he did spend a lot of energy signing on and trying to convince me that I 'didn't really send any money'.

The bait ended with some of the finest ladspeak babble I've ever received in my inbox.

If you'd like to give the barrister a try, mail him at: [email protected]
or call him at: 00 (233) 24 3089452

Here are some excerpts:

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ATTN xxxxxxxx
I REALY THINK YOU JOKING WITH YOUR SELF NOT ME. YOU THINK YOU WILL SEND ME VIRUS TO GIVE ME PROBLEM IN MY COMPUTER THAT MEANS YOU HER NOT SERIOUS AT ALL. I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS,BECAUSE I TOLD MARIAM THAT YOU ARE JOKER THAT SHE LEAVE ALONE. YOU TELLING MARIAM TO SEND YOU PICTURE OF OWN AND YOU HAVE NOT EVEN SEND THE PICTURE I DEMAND FROM YOU.WELL I SHOLUD HAVE KNOW THAT YOU JUST BEATING ROUND THE CLOCK .LISTEN RAYMOND WHO EVER YOU CALL YOURSELF, YOU HAVE BEEN INSULTING ME FOR SOME TIME NOW.BUT I WAS TRYING TO KNOW WHO YOU HER AND I HAVE KNOW WHO YOU HER NOW.ANDTHE FORM YOU FILL IS THE SAME WITH THE OTHER ONE . IMEAN THE MONEY GRAM FORM YOU TO ME IS THE SAME WITH THE WESTERN UNION THAT IS HEAR NOW.WISE MR WHO EVER YOU CALL YOURSELF.I SAY WISE DONT JOKE WITH ME IF YOU READY FOR THIS DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT .YOU MUST CRAZY.WHERE IN THIS WORD THAT THEY SEND MONEY THEN YOU WILL NOT BRING THE MTCN NUMBER YOU TELL ME MR RAYxxxxxxxx .I TOLD MARIAM THAT YOU NOT SEROIUS AT ALL.THAT IF YOU HER SERIOUS YOU WOULD HAVE SENT ME A PASSPORT COPY OF YOURSELF A PHOTO NOT YOU DEMANDING FOR MARIAM PASSPORT.BECAUSE I TOLD HIM THAT HE SHOULD WAIT SECOND BECAUSE I KNOW YOU PLAYING THE FULL ON SOME BODY NOT ME. BUT YOURSELF RIGHT NOW.
WELL I THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME WASTED AT THIS .
SEE YOU NEXT TIME WHEN YOU READY IN THIS NOW.
BEST WISHES
BARRISTER FRED IDOWU ESQ

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ATTN xxxxxx
I STILL TELLING YOU THAT YOU JUST JOKER. YOU PLAYING ON MY INTELLIGENT.LISTEN I HAVE BEEN SEEING THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN HAPPENING IN THIS LIFE .THERE IS NOTHING THAT YOU SENT, YOU PLAYING WITH YOURSELF NOT ME I TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW.
DONT EVER SEND ANY MAIL AGAIN BECAUSE YOU PLAYING WITH YOURSELF NOT ME MR xxxxxx WHO EVER YOU THINK YOU ARE.
YOU CAN GO AND ACCEPT THE OFFER OF THE PERSON YOU WROTE ME ABOUT. I WISH YOU GOOD LUCK. BUT LET ME TELL YOU THE HONEST TYPE LIKE ME ARE VERY FEW IN AFRICA YOU CAN TRY YOUR LUCK.
BYE FOR NOW.

BAR. IDOWU

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ATTENTION: MR. xxxxx

I WANT YOU KNOW THAT SINCE THE PAYMENT HAS BEEN DISABLE THEN THAT IS OKAY.
BUT WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO NOW IS TO GO TO THE NEST WESTERN UNION DIRECT YOURSELF.THEN I WILL SEND THE MONEY IN MY NAME AND SEND ME THE COMPLETE DETAILS.IF NOT SO THEN I DONT THIS JOKE CAN CONTINUE AT ALL.BECAUSE YOU MARIAM THAT, I AM NOT TRYING TO HELP FIRST OF ALL .WHERE COULD THAT BE WHERE YOU SEND MONEY THEN THEY TELL YOU TO DOWN LOAD A VARUS IN YOUR COMPUTER .I BEGIN TO THINK MR BOUNDS IF YOU FOR REAL THEN YOU GO NOW AND SEND THE MONEY TRUE WESTERN UNION DIRECTLY TODAY.THEN IF THAT WILL BE THEN I THINK YOU PLAYING WITH ME NOT SERIOUS AT ALL.
SEND THE MONEY DIRECT AND SEND ME REQUESTED WHAT IS ALL THIS YOU DOING RIGHT AT THIS HOUR TELL ME NOW.BECAUSE YOU THINK THAT YOU VERY INTELLIGENT IS THAT TRUE.WHY WOULD T D WALL BE THE ONE TO TRANSFER THE MONEY IN MONEY GRAM AND T D WALL WILL BE THE ONE TO TRANSFER THE MONEY IN WESTERN UNION TELL ME MR xxxxxxxxxxxxxx .YOU JUST TRYING TO PLAY WITH SOMEBODY .
LISTEN TO ME CAREFULLY THREE THINGS IS I REQUESTED FROM YOU AT THIS MOMENT.YOUR PHONE OR MOBILE NUMBER YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT FIRST PAGE, OR YOUR DRIVING LISENCE I D .IF YOU CAN GIVE ME DIRECT PHONE NUMBER OR DIRECT MOBILE THAT WILL BE VERY OKAY WITH ME.YOU CALL ME THE NEXT THING YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU GIVE ME ONE HOUR TO RETRIVE THAT MONEY WHAT MONEY TELL ME.I HAVE NEVER SEEN WHERE MONEY IS SEND TO VARUS AT ALL.YOU HAVE CONDEM MY LAPTOP BUT THAT IS NOT PROBLEM I WILL FIXED BY TODAY BUT YOU SUPOSE TO KNOW THAT THIS IS NOT TRUE.FOR ONCE IF YOU REALY KNOW YOU ARE MAN ENOUGH IN THIS DEAL GIVE THE DETAILS REQUESTED FROM YOU, THE MOMENT YOU RECIEVE THIS MAIL AND I WILL KNOW THAT THIS NOT A JOKE AND I AM NOT YET CONFISE AT ALL.

I TOLD YOU SEND TO ME YOUR PASSPORT OR I D THEN YOU SENT ME NAME OF SOMETHING WHAT IS THAT FOR I HAVE BEEN WASHING YOU AND KNOW YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS AT ALL.YOU JUST BEEN LAZY NOT ME I MAN OF INTERGRITY I DO MY JOB AS AN ATTORNEY AND NEVER CHEAT ON SOME BODY.SO WHAT ARE YOU UPTO IN THIS ISSUE TRYING FOOL ME AND MARIAM KARIAM THEN I THINK YOU JUST PLAYER .BUT IF YOU KNOW YOU SENT MONEY THEN GET ME THE DETAILS THAT IS ALL I WILL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW.
I AM SICK OF ALL THISYOUR GAMES YOU DOING RIGHT NOW.
IF YOU HAVE THE DETAILS THEN REPLY BUT IF YOU CANNOT SEND THE MONEY DIRECTLY THEN I THINK YOU SHOULD FORGET ABOUT IT OKAY.
BEST WISHES
BARR FRED IDOWU

And a final kiss-off:

Quote:

ATTENTION: MR. xxxxx

I DONT THINK YOU ARE GETTING ME RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT.YOU EXPECT ME TO START DOWNLOADING THIS THING AGAIN.WELL IS UP TO YOU IF YOU ARE SERIOUS AT ALL.BECAUSE I DONTTHINK SO, I HAVE ALREADY INFORM MARIAM THAT IF YOU CANNOT FOLLOW MY INSTRUTION THEN WHAT ARE WASTING OUR TIME FOR TELL ME MR xxxxxxxxxxxxxx.YOU SHOULD HAVE GIVEN THE MONEY TO MR T D WALL TO SEND THE MONEY.YOU SHOULD HAVE SEND THE MONEY YOURSELF.MARIAM TOLD ME THAT YOU SAID I AM HURRY WELL IT YOUR PART.SINCE I HAVE TOLD YOU THAT I NEED TO GO THE FEDERAL HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE TO SWEAR OATH AND YOU THINK THIS JOKE THEN I PUT IT TO YOU THAT YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS AT ALL.I AM TELL YOU TO SEND ME A PHOTO OF YOURSELF THEN YOU INGORE ME .THAT MEANS YOU ARE NOT EXISTING AT ALL.
BUT ONE MORE THING IF YOU CANNOT SEND THE MONEY DIRECTLY THEN I THINK YOU SHOULD GO AWAY .BECAUSE IT LOOK LIKE I AM BEGING YOU FOR SOMETHING BUT THE ANSWER IS NO I AM NOT BEGING YOU FOR ANY THING IN THIS TRANSACTION RIGHT NOW.YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY NOT YOU TELLING ME WHAT TO DO AT THIS HOUR.I SIT DOWN HEAR BEGIN TO THINK AND KNOW YOU JOKING WITH YOURSELF NOT ME.PLEASE FOGET ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING IF YOU CAN MEET THE DEMAND AND YOU ARE NOT CAPABLE OF DOING THIS THEN. I THINK YOU WASTING MY TIME FORGET ABOUT NOON YOU GO AHEAD AND TAKE YOUR MONEY FROM THAT PLACE AND SEND IT DIRECTLY TO WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER AS IT IS AND SEND ME THE REQUESTED DETAILS TO ME YES.
SO I TRYTO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO BUT YOU WILL NOT LISTEN AT ALL.THAT YOU NOT IN THE LINE OF THIS TRANSACTION AT ALL.YOU SENDING ME MAIL AND YOU CANNOT IDENTIFY YOURSELF FOR ONCE AND YOU THINK I AM VIEWING YOUR OWN PART OF THIS ISSUE THEN YOU WILL GIVE ME PHONE NUMBER OF T D WALL .I NEED TO SPEAK WITH HIM YES THAT IS THE FACT BUT IF YOU CANNOT GIVE ME NUMBER THEN I SPEAK WITH SOME BODY RELIABLE THEN I THINK YOU JOKING WITH ME .DO YOU THINK I AM KID THAT YOU BEGIN TO TELL HIM TO GO AND DOWN LOAD VIRUS IN THE NET AND GIVE ME PROBLEM IN MY COMPUTERYOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR MIND MR xxxxxxxxxxxxxx WHO EVER YOU HER IDENTIFY YOURSELF.I WANT SEND FOR MARIAM THAT SHE SHOULD FORGET ABOUT YOU AND LET LOOK FOR SOME TANGABLE TO HELP NOT YOU IN THIS MANNER .YOU THINK YOU CAN PLAY ON MY INTELLIGENT WELL I THINK THAT IS NOT TRUE MR xxxxxxxxxxxxxx .YOU GO AND DO WHAT I SAYOR YOU GIVE ME NUMBER I WILL SPEAK WITH YOU AND I WANT KNOW IF YOU ARE xxxxxxxxxxxxxx.WHO EVER YOU CALL YOURSELF.YOU GIVE ME PHONE NUMBER DIRECT NUMBER TO GET YOU NOW AND SEND TO ME PASSPORT FIRST PAGE TO ME I WILL KNOW IF YOU xxxxxx WITH THAT AND I WILL BW WAITING IN MY DESK FOR YOU DO WHAT I SAYING NOW .TO PROVE YOUR HONESTY IN THIS ISSUE AT HAND.
BYE MR xxxxxxxxxxxxxx FROR TRYING PLAY WITH SOME THAT IS SINCERELY TO THIS WHOLE ISSUE NOW.
LET RECIEVE WHAT I REQUESTED RIGHT AT THIS TIME, I DONT CARE IF YOU SEND ANY MONEY TRUE VIRUS TO ME YOU GIVING ME PROBLEM MY LAPTOP HAS COMMUNCATED VIRUS ALREADY YOU EXPECT ME TO GO AHEAD AND DOWN LOAD THAT AGAIN IS THAT SO xxxxxxMOND YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR MIND.AND WHO TOLD T D WALLS THAT I HAVE BEEN TO THE SITE 16 TIMES HOW YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND, THAT MEANS YOU WANT TO GIVE 16 COMPUTER VIRUS YES I AM TELLING YOU FROM THE LOOK OF THINGS .

WELL I THANK YOU FOR MY TIME WASTED .
SEE YOU IN ANOTHER LIFE xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE TO DO AGAIN
I AM WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU .
BEST WISHES
BARRISTER FRED IDOWU