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chc74
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm not going to rest on my laurels here.....

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OK here goes (No beating about the bush):

We could ply wood puns all day!

I've been pining for a thread like this, but I saw I was a bit late.

I've been a reall sap.

This thread is turning into some kind of pulp fiction novel.

Ususally I'm pretty good at puns, give me a subject - just fill in the plank!

Now it's time to sit back and rest on my laurels or embark on something else.

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week

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chc74
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've heard that when it comes to mods here, their bark is worse than their bite....

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callum
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've heard that the mod's think we're all behaving sons of beeches and they're about to give us the chop.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yew are all going to regret this... The timbre of the puns is in decline.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So .. back to the topic

I tried testing if ladís read the first response recently and sent this

Quote:
I got your email and Iím really keen to work with you on this project. I only have one reservation and I hope you will indulge my request to you. In your email you said that all I need to do is pose as the next of kin/beneficiary of the deceased, thatís all. Well, Iím quite happy to do that but would it be alright if I played a pirate instead of the next of kin. I know this might sound odd to you but Iíve always wanted to play a pirate and Iíve never been given the chance before. I know I would make a really good pirate and Iíve got my own costume and everything. Iím pretty good at the accent too ĎPieces of eight, Pieces of eight,í


I got the standard script reply from him. They must have the attention span of a goldfish.

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Ted Bullpit
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, I'm sure that I wouldn't be able to come up with any new puns... but I'm sure that Edward Woodward would! Embarassed

To get back on topic, I currently have a scammer who doesn't seem to care what I write...

She, (as a princess) sent me some numbers to contact a company about a particular trunk box... but when I emailed the chap from the "company", unfortunately messing up all the numbers, and telling him I would send a scan of my "pisspot" soon... he emailed back acknowledging correct receipt of my numbers and asking for a scan of my passport...

I am tempted to scan an image of a potty and send it to him... Laughing

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chc74
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I hope there's not a log of these comments

I sent out a list of almost a dozen bad plays on words to my friend to see if they would make her laugh......



Unfortunately, No pun in ten did......

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This thread is just pun-tastic!!! Laughing

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<I>"our handle charges is this 5,000 thousand ponds"</I>
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<I>"...but I prefer to eat houses, houses are more tasty..."</I>
<B> Irina - Romance Scammer</B>
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chc74
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fircrying out loud - let's spruceup our act a bit here.....

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

STOP PLEASE!! I can't take it anymore!!!!

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<I>" I am the fucking idiot you called me and the rotten goat "</I>
<B> Martins Ugo - Football Scout</B>
<I>"our handle charges is this 5,000 thousand ponds"</I>
<B> Jude Adams - Security Company</B>
<I>"...but I prefer to eat houses, houses are more tasty..."</I>
<B> Irina - Romance Scammer</B>
<I>"Yes we are selling the Semen ST41N5 at just $170usd and also sure it will work in Narnia."</I>
<B> Duncan Rustin - Phone Lad</B>

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<B> Well its been 5 years out of baiting, things are better now and i am ready to go again! Hope to get to know any new faces and hope to see some of the older guys on here still Smile</B>
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Ted Bullpit
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I pine for the days of simpler puns... Wink
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callum
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's all NN's fault for starting this if you axe me.

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Maggot
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Its ALWAYS NN fault Laughing

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<I>" I am the fucking idiot you called me and the rotten goat "</I>
<B> Martins Ugo - Football Scout</B>
<I>"our handle charges is this 5,000 thousand ponds"</I>
<B> Jude Adams - Security Company</B>
<I>"...but I prefer to eat houses, houses are more tasty..."</I>
<B> Irina - Romance Scammer</B>
<I>"Yes we are selling the Semen ST41N5 at just $170usd and also sure it will work in Narnia."</I>
<B> Duncan Rustin - Phone Lad</B>

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<B> Well its been 5 years out of baiting, things are better now and i am ready to go again! Hope to get to know any new faces and hope to see some of the older guys on here still Smile</B>
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Captain Pike
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
A mod is going to come in here barking orders to get knotted and stop planking around


Do you really think they wood do that?

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chc74
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Uh-Oh - there's a mod about.....

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Leke
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I got a response from the Arabic text (in English of course).

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This could splinter into a whole new topic.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I hope knot!

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"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.

"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007

"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007

As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation.
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Cap419kicker
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Check out my new auto reply:

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Bet you they'll write back, greedy scammers...gotta love Lorem Ipsum.

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Nick L Cadmium
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If this is going to be just another daft pun thread maybe it should be continued in a splinter forum?

Ok, without a blue pill I'm all out of woody bits.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have a 'good' character and an 'evil' character going right now. The good guy replies with "sounds interesting, tell me more" the first time. The bad character replies with things like, "No, you can't trust me" and "Are you single?" Both get the same replies. Laughing
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