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chc74
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2006
Posts: 113
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:37 pm |
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I'm not going to rest on my laurels here..... |
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Enough of all these your insult,For God sake i am banker,i cannot do what you want me to do. - to
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GoldDalek
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Feb 2006
Posts: 663
Location: Back after a while away
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:44 pm |
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OK here goes (No beating about the bush):
We could ply wood puns all day!
I've been pining for a thread like this, but I saw I was a bit late.
I've been a reall sap.
This thread is turning into some kind of pulp fiction novel.
Ususally I'm pretty good at puns, give me a subject - just fill in the plank!
Now it's time to sit back and rest on my laurels or embark on something else.
Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week |
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chc74
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2006
Posts: 113
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:59 pm |
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I've heard that when it comes to mods here, their bark is worse than their bite.... |
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Enough of all these your insult,For God sake i am banker,i cannot do what you want me to do. - to
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:13 pm |
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I've heard that the mod's think we're all behaving sons of beeches and they're about to give us the chop. |
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Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:22 pm |
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Yew are all going to regret this... The timbre of the puns is in decline. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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Tigbitties
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 402
Location: location, location
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:32 pm |
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So .. back to the topic
I tried testing if lad�s read the first response recently and sent this
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| I got your email and I�m really keen to work with you on this project. I only have one reservation and I hope you will indulge my request to you. In your email you said that all I need to do is pose as the next of kin/beneficiary of the deceased, that�s all. Well, I�m quite happy to do that but would it be alright if I played a pirate instead of the next of kin. I know this might sound odd to you but I�ve always wanted to play a pirate and I�ve never been given the chance before. I know I would make a really good pirate and I�ve got my own costume and everything. I�m pretty good at the accent too �Pieces of eight, Pieces of eight,� |
I got the standard script reply from him. They must have the attention span of a goldfish. |
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Ted Bullpit
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Jan 2007
Posts: 192
Location: Wombat Crescent
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:33 pm |
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Well, I'm sure that I wouldn't be able to come up with any new puns... but I'm sure that Edward Woodward would! 
To get back on topic, I currently have a scammer who doesn't seem to care what I write...
She, (as a princess) sent me some numbers to contact a company about a particular trunk box... but when I emailed the chap from the "company", unfortunately messing up all the numbers, and telling him I would send a scan of my "pisspot" soon... he emailed back acknowledging correct receipt of my numbers and asking for a scan of my passport...
I am tempted to scan an image of a potty and send it to him... 
Pickle me Grandmother! |
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chc74
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2006
Posts: 113
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:52 pm |
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I hope there's not a log of these comments
I sent out a list of almost a dozen bad plays on words to my friend to see if they would make her laugh......
Unfortunately, No pun in ten did...... |
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Enough of all these your insult,For God sake i am banker,i cannot do what you want me to do. - to
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Maggot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Oct 2005
Posts: 382
Location: Lower Itchumscrote, Trumpshire
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:53 pm |
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This thread is just pun-tastic!!! |
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<I>" I am the fucking idiot you called me and the rotten goat "</I>
<B> Martins Ugo - Football Scout</B>
<I>"our handle charges is this 5,000 thousand ponds"</I>
<B> Jude Adams - Security Company</B>
<I>"...but I prefer to eat houses, houses are more tasty..."</I>
<B> Irina - Romance Scammer</B>
<I>"Yes we are selling the Semen ST41N5 at just $170usd and also sure it will work in Narnia."</I>
<B> Duncan Rustin - Phone Lad</B>
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chc74
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2006
Posts: 113
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:00 pm |
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Fircrying out loud - let's spruceup our act a bit here..... |
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Enough of all these your insult,For God sake i am banker,i cannot do what you want me to do. - to
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Maggot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Oct 2005
Posts: 382
Location: Lower Itchumscrote, Trumpshire
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:03 pm |
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STOP PLEASE!! I can't take it anymore!!!! |
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<I>" I am the fucking idiot you called me and the rotten goat "</I>
<B> Martins Ugo - Football Scout</B>
<I>"our handle charges is this 5,000 thousand ponds"</I>
<B> Jude Adams - Security Company</B>
<I>"...but I prefer to eat houses, houses are more tasty..."</I>
<B> Irina - Romance Scammer</B>
<I>"Yes we are selling the Semen ST41N5 at just $170usd and also sure it will work in Narnia."</I>
<B> Duncan Rustin - Phone Lad</B>
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Ted Bullpit
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Jan 2007
Posts: 192
Location: Wombat Crescent
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:05 pm |
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I pine for the days of simpler puns...  |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:29 pm |
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It's all NN's fault for starting this if you axe me. |
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Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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Maggot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Oct 2005
Posts: 382
Location: Lower Itchumscrote, Trumpshire
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:33 pm |
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Its ALWAYS NN fault |
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<I>" I am the fucking idiot you called me and the rotten goat "</I>
<B> Martins Ugo - Football Scout</B>
<I>"our handle charges is this 5,000 thousand ponds"</I>
<B> Jude Adams - Security Company</B>
<I>"...but I prefer to eat houses, houses are more tasty..."</I>
<B> Irina - Romance Scammer</B>
<I>"Yes we are selling the Semen ST41N5 at just $170usd and also sure it will work in Narnia."</I>
<B> Duncan Rustin - Phone Lad</B>
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:40 pm |
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| A mod is going to come in here barking orders to get knotted and stop planking around |
Do you really think they wood do that? |
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x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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chc74
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2006
Posts: 113
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:43 pm |
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Uh-Oh - there's a mod about..... |
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Enough of all these your insult,For God sake i am banker,i cannot do what you want me to do. - to
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Leke
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Jan 2007
Posts: 20
Location: Finland
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:57 pm |
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I got a response from the Arabic text (in English of course). |
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NOTE; I AM NOT AN ISLAMIC EXTREMIST, I AM MODEST. |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:20 am |
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This could splinter into a whole new topic. |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:15 pm |
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I hope knot! |
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x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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Cap419kicker
Ye Olde Privy Smythe
Joined: 13 Jan 2007
Posts: 361
Location: Pushing truck selling Obama shirts on Ring Road Lagos
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Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:21 am |
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Check out my new auto reply:
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| Lorem ipsum I want to dolor sit amet, consectetuer know adipiscing elit. Suspendisse diam nibh, rhoncus more ac, mattis iaculis, malesuada show ac,me felis. Ut molestie tempor the urna. Vivamus Western ut Union purus. Money $$$. Feminam Transfer. |
Bet you they'll write back, greedy scammers...gotta love Lorem Ipsum. |
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Nick L Cadmium
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 166
Location: Lying in the arms of Mary
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Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:30 am |
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If this is going to be just another daft pun thread maybe it should be continued in a splinter forum?
Ok, without a blue pill I'm all out of woody bits. |
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It will be better if you can give me your mother to have some nice sex with her - Mosola Mickelson
TO HELL WITH YOU MR. MACK TRUQUE WHAT A HOPELESS ANIMAL YOU ARE - Susan Yehuda
MONEY TALKS BULL-SHIRT WORKS - Mrs Angel Macathy (orphanage scambag) |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:31 pm |
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I have a 'good' character and an 'evil' character going right now. The good guy replies with "sounds interesting, tell me more" the first time. The bad character replies with things like, "No, you can't trust me" and "Are you single?" Both get the same replies. |
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