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 This one just can't be bothered, apparently

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Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 14992
Location: Leading my wolf pack


PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Not the laziest Lad, but close, IMO...

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Greetings!My name is Dav1d Tru3x ESQ.I have a client who made some deposits to our bank.He died without registered he's next of kin,I wish to know if we can work together,I would like you to stand as the next of kin

Good grief...

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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe


PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Concise, to the point. Very Happy
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rumbero
"Professional Liar"


Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs


PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just reply with one word YES Laughing Laughing

I know he will appreciate not reading too much

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RedGadge
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 41
Location: Oop North


PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Or the opposite. Cut'n'paste several thousand words into your reply.

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you never sent any money ,as i went to western union moneytransfer office,and their was no transaction
of that nature. You lied to me rev. You claimed to be a man of God,but you dont keep your promise.
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Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 14992
Location: Leading my wolf pack


PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I answered in best Hansonian, "Please explain".

Next message will be a long one. I think I'll alternate lengths after that...

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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chc74
Master Baiter


Joined: 29 Nov 2006
Posts: 113


PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I got this one this morning:



Iam the Governor of Delta State in Nigeria and I need an Agent that can help me keep a sum of (US$250 Million).

I need an Agent that will help me collect the money .

here and keep it in your own Account until after the in coming elections in my country in the year 2007,

Lazy or what??

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Enough of all these your insult,For God sake i am banker,i cannot do what you want me to do. - to

Our records show that you are dead to
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breadcrumb
Licking Dirty Floors


Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd


PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I guess those are lads that didn┤t get the "lad starter kit" and simply try to make it on their own....hehehe Laughing Laughing

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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's like that stupid and extremely unromantic song "don't talk - kiss!" Confused

Hmm, lad thought:

Me want money
You have money
gimme!
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Spudz
Elite Baiter


Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1175
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

did anyone see the one:

Quote:
can i trust you with a large amount of money?

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NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER


YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

Closed lad accounts x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about
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