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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

In memory of the late Steve Irwin, and his fabulous "Australia Zoo", I just happened to acquire some land near Vienna (honest! Very Happy ) , and thought about creating "Austria Zoo" - well its only an "al" different.

Well I needed some animals for the zoo didn't I... and who better than of Delta State, Nigeria, Lord of the beasts and Master of the oceans, importer exporter extroardinare. Nothing is impossible to obtain if you are willing to pay the price.

Must remember to ask if he's related to Yoko

Well good news for AustriaZoo.........

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Dear Mr Kerr,

I have good news for you regarding the annimals you are asking of me.

My companny can obtain for you the following as soon as you make payment by Western Union for capture of said animals and secure shiping by air. There may be extra monies needed for certificates from ministries of health and farms. Really? Quelle surprise as the French would say

West African Bush Kangaroo four (4) at $3,000 each.
Arctic Penguins twenty (20) at $250 each
Pterodactyls (2) at $200 each
Great White Shrak (2) at $1000 each As much as i am against capturing live animals for excploitation , this might well be worth $2000 dollars if i could get video evidence of the attempted capture
Nepalese Wildebeest (4) at $1,000 each
Sub Saharan Manatee (2) at $1,500 each
African Tiger !!!!! (1) at $500 Bargain of the week



Well I am a firm believer in diverse ecology and I'm sure that collection will be a fine start for any zoo!

Does anyone know how big a tank i'll need for 2 Great Whites? or any other requests for Mr .

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd like one of these please...

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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West African Bush Kangaroo four (4) at $3,000 each.
Arctic Penguins twenty (20) at $250 each
Pterodactyls (2) at $200 each


Is Chilly Willy aware of your efforts to imprison his bretheren?

As him how he plans to ship you your sharks. If he replies that he will send them UPS in a shark-proof box I've baited him before.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

i cant beleive 4 penguins are worth the same as a great white shark Confused

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

See if he has any Naugas or Snipes in stock.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shiver would love to have a mogwai Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Funny how the Pterodactyls, the only extinct creatures on the list, are the cheapest of the bunch.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I've been looking for just the right thread to post this, and I think this one will do nicely.

How to catch an Anaconda.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The irony on the penguins is they are only found at the South Pole -- the Polar Bears have already eaten all the northern ones!!!!

I'll ask about Mogwai's

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Pterodactyls (2) at $200 each
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I've got a black rabbit here that my son seems to have forgotten about. Would you like it cooked or uncooked ?

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