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Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Location: Leading my wolf pack
Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:14 pm
What have I done so far tonight scam-bait wise?
told of Barclays Bank that his work on the Non-Resident Clearance Form isn't needed as the money has been recalled by the Central Bank of Nigeria.
Thomas Green agreed to a 50/50 split of the money, and said OK, but why does the form say that is claiming the estate of ?
(This arose out of a "the funds are safe in Paraguay, there's a cheque for $X00,000 for you" letter. I dusted off an old bait that ended early and reacted as if he was the original Lad. He bought it wholesale and the slaps are coming thick and fast.)
is on the back foot after queried why she had signed a letter "Sandra". Her initial rage was defused by Malcolm explaiing that he faced surgery on a chronic leg injury, and now she'll pray for his recovery!
Professor Soludo tried to regain control by ordering to contact the payment agency in Spain, only to find that a Nigerian Minister and Barclays Bank (see above) are muddying the waters.
is trying to get his "Princess" to Holland. She just spat the dummy over being told to supply a passport scan.
Finally, I decided to lower the boom on a Lad I'd baited for over six months. After all that time, from a Cocoa Orphan scam with the initial demand for $2100, it had degenerated to a plea for $50. I sidelined briefly and brought in.
Dear Uncle malcolm,
Good morning and how are you today.
I got your massage today of last week and would want to you to understand that i found it very difficult to feed but each time i get little money to feed i will use it to buy an internet log in so as to be able to write you mail.Please i have no more to even a ticket to mail you after this one gets finished, so i dont even know how to go to town by tommorow to inquire about this application thing.
So please even if its 50 dollars to run around for the embassy and get some more time to write you and as soon as i get some money from you then i will leave for the embassy and get information of some top officer and tell them about my sponsor so that they can contact you.
I wait your urgent reply regard this massage.
(Dear Uncle... Your Daughter? Ewww).
My dear sweet Rose,
I'm afraid that Malcolm is extremely busy right now and will be for some days, assisting with research at the prosthetics research institute here. I am handling his affairs for now.
I will be blunt with you; I do not want you here. You may call him your uncle, but I know the score, as they say. The moment you arrive here you will be moving in on his life - and I do not want some cheap slut from the Third World destroying our future together.
If you want to eat, go out on the streets and sell yourself like the puta that you are. If you do well, who knows? You might make fifty dollars.
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I've had a full night, and I know I'll sleep soundly after this!
Edited to put in some missing spaces
_________________ I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.
"I aim to misbehave."
x5 x2 x 189
x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
x 8: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert/Frank Chukwu
Adam Zapple Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jan 2007
Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:32 am
Awesome!!! Great ending! Wonder how she/he feels about themselves now?? I really enjoy reading these stories, I am learning and expect great things to evolve from them!
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