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Master Baiter Joined: 18 Dec 2006 Posts: 123 Location: UK

I just got this from a straight trunk box scam slash love bait on the side (my first!).

I wanted some sig material, but it seems I'm a bit spoiled for choice here! I know its best not to correct mistakes, but I HAVE to stop this new term of endearment if I'm ever gonna keep my food down...

Quote:

Mummy,

Thanks you very much for your reply to me, I have to say that i really appreciate your interest and willingness . I will never regret knowing you as my lover and to be very honest with you.
I love you, you have kept me under expectation by giving a slap of love and i can't hold myself ,i am having a sleepless night, the beauty and elegance in you have fastinated my love, please give me my love You are sweat. [You charmer!] i want to parade my love with you .Miss Maria, if you are equainted with all wealth in the whole world but do not have love you are nothing , love is kind, does not brags, does not look for its own interests ,love never falls, love doesn't parade itself, the greatest of all is love, love can never be provoked, many waters themselves are not able to extinguish love nor can rivers themselves wash it away,if a man would give all the valuable things of his house for love person, would positively despise them. WHAT I NEED FROM YOU .

Meanwhile, i will notice you when to send the application to the bank.

Yours lovely
KARMIN.

I love the subtlety with which he introduces the bank application into his love letter Laughing

Note that this is only the fourth e-mail that we've exchanged - I have high hopes for him!
What to do next... I wonder what some naughty pics will do?

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:43 am

Don't worry about the food! This has so much potential! He's so subtle.

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:12 am

Quote:

you have fastinated my love, please give me my love You are sweat. i want to parade my love with you .

Well, apparently he isn't eating either Laughing

BTW, this bit gets my vote for sig material. As for being "Mummy", get used to it, kiddo. I've been Mummy, Daddy, Auntie, and.. once... "my sweetest she-goat" Shocked

Master Baiter Joined: 18 Dec 2006 Posts: 123 Location: UK

Really? Ye Gods, the things I have let myself in for!

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:17 am

^^^
Welcome to the Eater, Azure Sonnet! Laughing

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:24 am

SlayerFaith wrote:

I've been Mummy, Daddy, Auntie, and.. once... "my sweetest she-goat" Shocked

Faith, you promised not to tell!! Wink

@Azure Sonnet...tell him that you are offended by his e-mail. He has to provide a three page report, explaining why incest is evil. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:28 am

^^^^
How did I know you would find that post in jig time! Laughing

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:36 am

^^^^I'm evil that way! Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 9:03 am

She didn't say how I called her. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 9:19 am

Im currently baiting someone as a zombie. We should team up. A mummy, a zombie... who wants to be a werewolf?

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:52 am

I think the request for money was only the result of his hoping that as you are so appealing you must be loaded as well!
Good start A.S, welcome and well done. Wink

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 10:47 pm

@ Azure, You need to send the mugu sexy photo of you. I believe that this will really seal his love for you Laughing

A photo speaks a thousand words.

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:12 pm

I'd make him do somersaults for naughty pics.

Make 'em sexy but nothing too saucy. I am no expert, but I think they may be a bit prudish and will have more repect if you are more 'coquettish'. Anything more can be for when you make greater demands.

They want to worship you as their vision of unnattainability. Keep that as long as you can, and when and if you succumb to their overwhelming charms (they'll think), make sure they do exactly what you want for the privelege.

That's what I do, and I'm a guy.

Master Baiter Joined: 18 Dec 2006 Posts: 123 Location: UK

I've sent a few already - lets just say that they range from "innocent" to "I can see what she ate for breakfast". He's only just on the towel starting to fall off...

This is working quite well - I have another lad who's fallen for the same pics! A slightly less attractive Liv Taylor...

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Good work Azure, and for anyone wondering, the photos are great Shocked

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 21 Dec 2006 Posts: 96

[quote]Miss Maria, if you are equainted with all wealth in the whole world but do not have love you are nothing , love is kind, does not brags, does not look for its own interests ,love never falls, love doesn't parade itself, the greatest of all is love, love can never be provoked, many waters themselves are not able to extinguish love nor can rivers themselves wash it away,if a man would give all the valuable things of his house for love person, would positively despise them. [/quote]

And I love the subtlety with which he introduces his Sunday school lesson
to this love/business letter. (See Matthew, 1 Corinthians 13 - Thought-for- Thought Translation)

Master Baiter Joined: 18 Dec 2006 Posts: 123 Location: UK

It gets better!

Quote:

My dearest in heart, sorry for my late response to your mail, I am writing you this mail with sorrow, yesterday as I was coming back from prayer two man run into the front of my car with their motorcycle machine and it happened that I hit them so since yesterday that is the problem I am into, so i took them to the hospital in order to self their life this morning the doctor call me that I should come and take them to our General hospital because one of them need surgery operation on his left leg which the local hospital don�t have the enough equipment to handle that, if not that will warrant to cut off the leg,

Infact my love I am in miserable condition at this moment all the small money I have in my saves account is finish if not my closer friend who have been helping me running every were to buy medicine to make sure non of them die, so for now all my hope lines on your hands, now even my children feeding money I have use the hole money because my friend has try for me a lot in finical support, please I need your understanding in this my situation to see how you can help me with little financial support as to enable me move for the operation fee demanded by the General hospital doctor, please my love don�t bee offended about this is just that I can not run to any were that is why we are one body because if I don�t explained to you I may die in silent which you may not like it, please the little you can afford will help me even if to feed my children because I don�t want them to understand worth I am passing through so that they will not fell sick,

Meanwhile I have seeing the Number which you send to me and the content well noted, I will get in touch with very soon ok,

Mr ,your love,

What to do... I've asked him to call VP as she is my PA/Manager, who is protective/nosey (delete as appropriate). If he pleases her, he might get a first class flight to come see me during a photoshoot at an exotic location...

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

The old accident and leg amputation ploy Rolling Eyes

Demand to see an itemised bill for all the medical treatment and drugs from the doctor, and you want to see a photo of the injured man.

Master Baiter Joined: 18 Dec 2006 Posts: 123 Location: UK

This oughta do it then...

Quote:

Oh my love, thats a terrible thing to happen!

Hmm, the best way that I can help is to put the injured mans fees through our company health insurance.

As I have BUPA insurance, I could get the treatment paid for if you pose as my husband. Could you do that for me? I will need a copy of a marriage license to say that we are married - I have no idea what a Nigerian one looks like, so is there any way that you could create one for me? I'm sure that a clever man like you will be more than able to do this!

BUPA are able to pay the costs into my bank account - once they have done this I will be able to transfer or otherwise send them to you.

In the meantime, to cheer you up, here are some more special photos to cheer you up and inspire you Wink

Love always,

Then, as per SP's advice, BUPA want photographic evidence of the injury, plus bills etc, otherwise they will send an assessor to visit!

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:10 am

I think you've got it all sewn up. Not the leg, the bait. Excellent tactics. I guess you were born devious.

OOOOOOH pear drops. Crying or Very sad

Master Baiter Joined: 18 Dec 2006 Posts: 123 Location: UK

You're the third person salivating over pear drops today! I know where I can get a full kilo for fifty pence - does anyone need fixing up?? Cola cubes? Pips?

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:45 am

Scam Patroller wrote:

The old accident and leg amputation ploy Rolling Eyes

Demand to see an itemised bill for all the medical treatment and drugs from the doctor, and you want to see a photo of the injured man.

It's an old ploy? Hell, I just used it myself! I had no idea...

Just as well the Lad was so trusting... Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ I remember another lad saying he had hurt his leg in an accident, send money for medical bills etc, the baiter asked for a photo, laddy sent a photo of a man in what looked like a dirty hospital room, his leg all bandaged up, in a later photo, the lad bandaged up the wrong leg for the photo Laughing

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