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Reprob8
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here's my response to "Blessed Samuel" - he wants me to help him on a next of kin scam...Think he'll reply??

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Well, that's typical. My husband leaves me and takes the goddamn kids, my car is a piece of c*, and now I'm getting letters from a guy in some third world s* who is too f* stupid to figure out how to properly transfer funds without some American to hold his hand. Sorry about the tone of this letter but it's been a bad f* week, and, quite frankly, I don't have time to p* around with idiots - As a matter of fact, I'm not sorry about the tone of this letter at all, you contacted me, deal with it, a*. Let's get this straight, you and I both know transferring unclaimed funds is a f* crime. If you don't know that, you're even more of a f* moron than I already think you are. By the way, what kind of f* name is "Blessed Samuel?" Is Samuel your first or last name? What kind of parents would give their child such a God-awful f*-up name? Were your mom and dad idiots as well? F* that, I'm going to call you Skippy. So listen up, d*, I'll help you out with this but you can eat s* if you think I'll settle for 36%. I'm the one taking the risk here, not you. I'll set up a bank account and provide whatever information you need but I want 60%, not a f* dime less (I use the word "dime" because I have no f* idea what kind of currency you use in that disease-ridden country). So, Skippy, where do we begin? What the f* do you need from me? How long will this f* take? I'll be honest with you, I hate foreigners, all of them, especially people from West Africa... I hate them even more than the Goddamn French Canadians, believe it or not. I'll expect an answer soon. I want 60%, take it or leave it, a*...and don't try to screw with me or I'll send someone into that p* poor excuse of country to cut your b* off.

Respectfully,

Polly Wanacraker

PS. Don't EVEN try to f* call me on the phone, the only thing I hate more than foreigners is listening to their accents


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I predict he writes back saying he loves you and wants to marry you! Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL! Nice opener!!!

Sure... you'll get replies from the lads. You might even get some who's nice enough to lecture you on the tone of your letter.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He will write back with the next letter in his list of scripts only because he won't take the time to read that masterpiece.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe he'll reply: "I'm interested, please tell me more." Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PS. Don't EVEN try to f* call me on the phone, the only thing I hate more than foreigners is listening to their accents


Brill!! Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Reprob LOL

I think that your response was honest and you have told the mugu who is in charge.

You will get a sympathy letter telling you how to proceed with the transaction Laughing

There is too much love in your letter Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Screw the mugu. I am interested. Tell me more. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Great work Reprob8!

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I'm going to call you Skippy.


Thats the part where I had to take a break from laughing so hard. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't know if he'll reply, but it sure did a heart good to read it.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

i stole this gem by repobate and send it out to all the phonelads - awating the results of a rather quick expriment
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