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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Though I am not too much of a soccer fan, I was shocked Shocked when I heard in the news that our Boerdi will be national trainer for Nigeria. So we should at least encourage our lads to consider "B÷÷rti B÷÷rti Vogts" (does this link work for those of you that have sound?) from Raab to be their new national hymne Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hope he does better than he did when managing Scotland Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Hope he does better than he did when managing Scotland Very Happy


Shouldn't be too difficult.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I offer 100 EUR for the first to get a picture of a lad in a naija national team shirt (or Scottish) standing next to Bertie Vogts holding a sign that reads:

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Berti Vogts ... yes, I remember him. He used to be a Fu▀ballspieler long time ago....
Maybe he could meet Mr K÷hler in Ghana?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Hope he does better than he did when managing Scotland Very Happy


So do I! Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

As a Scot, Bertie comes back to me in my nightmares! Sad

I wonder, if Bertie has the same 'success' with the Nigerian side as he had with Scotland, what the reaction will be. Nigerian football is light years ahead of the game in Jockland and if Bertie reduces it to our level will his life be in threat? I certainly hope so and I am thinking of setting up a modality to have a mugu take out dear Bertie. I think I may get this done WU free.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

aren't we supposed to stop reporting dissasters in Nigeria in extra threads Confused

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Yes Agi... but this has something to do with that round ball game kicked only with foot, so it doesn't apply.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

but I suspect it will be a dissas....

ah, I see... it hasn't happened yet, so it's ok

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Agi Hammerthief wrote:
aren't we supposed to stop reporting dissasters in Nigeria in extra threads Confused


though I grasp the irony in this statement ... i must confess that I didn't know that and which would be the thread to post them in? If I'd known it, perhaps this thread wouldn't be here Cool

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

As a Scotsman myself, I can only offer my deepest sympathy for the Nigerian national team. Theyve now got about as much chance of success as a rich businessman has of driving down the Sagabama highway and surviving.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

wow....well, at least he will won┤t have any language problems there. After living in scotland, one will be able to understand any dialect of the english language, and may it be african english Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It wont make any difference.

In short, the Nigerian team is doomed

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Switching from sheep to goats might be difficult for him though *runs and hides*


Yeah, you'd better! *shakes fist* Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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On securing the services of Berti Vogts as Nigeria coach, former national boss Christian Chukwu said: "If one has to eat a frog, it has to be a big one. For the first time we have gone for a truly world-class coach." (Daily Record)


So..... if you're thinking of frog for tea tonight, just get one big one. Don't bother with those useless "bitesize" ones. Unless you're slimming.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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For the first time we have gone for a truly world-class coach.


That's some world-class baiting though, you have to give him that much credit. Being Bertie Vogts and passing for a truly world-class coach...compared to that any tattoo-trophy is child's play.

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Berti was overheard today during a telephone call. He said he was hiring an assistant and he would pay the assistant out of his own pocket.

He said (in his perfect English): "let he do works, I gets glory. If go bad, he blame."

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Switching from sheep to goats might be difficult for him though *runs and hides* Laughing Wink


Oi! That's the Welsh, not us! Twisted Evil

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^^^ Welsh, Scots....what┤s the difference anyways?? They are all English... *runs and hides REALLY good, saying good bye to his life* Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Wink Wink

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^^^ hihihi....a bit of an irony, that I got my first death threat not from a lad, but from a forum member....well, I guess some of the mods saw that coming... Laughing Laughing PLUS I managed to piss off whole Great Britain in one sentence....you have to admit, that was quite sophisticated Laughing Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Great, a Scot and an Austrian are fighting in a football thread. Now that's what I call irony. Rolling Eyes Laughing

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^^^ Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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