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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:49 pm

No mails today. Crying or Very sad

Somebody is hitch hiking back home Laughing

He will be very angry when he gets back home in a week or two Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Another short text from him, it's basically the same as the last one but with the word "still" added to it:

Quote:

i am still at bouake airport

He's not very chatty now is he Rolling Eyes

, didn't answer my question, I will send him a text in a couple of hours, saying I am stopping on my journey to have a meal in a nice restaurant Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:42 pm

Two words sum it all up: Evil Bastards Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:46 pm

And another night in a very lonely place Laughing

Love this lad! Such a good pet.

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:51 pm

BWAHAHAHAHA

This is getting really really good. Congrats on the pith helmet P!

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:15 pm

i hope he meets the last fella i hitched a lift off.... he offered me �50 to use a part of me like a lollipop Shocked

and didn`t even offer to buy me a drink first Sad

Edit: why didn`t someone tell me about the freudian slip?! Embarassed

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Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Just sent him a text message Very Happy

:

Quote:

Hi, our car has broken down, it's being towed to the next town so I will go for a nice meal while it gets fixed, not sure when I will get to Bouake. Are you ok?

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:22 am

How much pain will the mugus tolerate. Sleeping at an airport is a pain in the butt. Make sure you evil people send them some preparation H for they homorroids they ware going to develop from seating for so long.

Congrats on such an evil bait clapping

Its always good to hear that mugus also go on vacations Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

My phone just rang and it was a text message:

Quote:

we believe u arrived safely. When can we meet you

I will give it half an hour or so and text them back saying we had to stop in a town overnight and the car needs a part to be fixed, I should be back at Bouake airport tonight by 10:00pm hopefully Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I have sent them a text:

Quote:

Sorry, I just woke up (it's 2:30pm Laughing

), stopped in a town overnight, the car needs a new part to fix it, hope to be fixed by 7pm to 8pm and arrive at Bouake at 10pm

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:38 pm

Fantastic, it sure seems that they don't have any money for the internet cafe. No word from him yet. B will send him another mail saying hey, haven't heard from you Sure you must be back home by now.....

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I have just had 4 calls whilst my phone is charging, didn't bother answering them, and because the phone is on, it doesn't go to voicemail Evil or Very Mad

, must find out how to change that so that it does, I would love to hear an irate voicemail from them.

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Actually, they just left a voicemail but didn't say anything Evil or Very Mad

, so it must go straight to voicemail after so many rings, I didn't realise that.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I sent them a text asking if they phoned me:

Quote:

Hi, did you call me 5 times about an hour ago? I had 5 missed calls. Where are you now? Sorry for the delays in meeting you!

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:55 pm

Excellent work, guys

I love reading these rolling baits that are full of mugu pain and frustration Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

He sent me a text reply Laughing

:

Quote:

I am still at bouake, i told you i am stranded here and needs a little assistance from you

6 days sitting in an airport, waiting, bwahahahaha

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:05 pm

SP, did I already tell you you are my hero of the week? Lad is so broke, I sincerely believe he is stranded. I don't think he can go home until he has the money. Time to tell him that you had to go back to the States. This one is WALKING home. He doesn't even have money for the internet cafe. I think he is begging for food at the moment. Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ I was thinking about texting him back saying I had to return to the UK due a seriously ill family member, but I am travelling back to Bouake tomorrow, which will of course be delayed until Saturday, just to get a full week out of him a the airport.

Then, on Saturday, text him saying I am at the airport, can't find him so I went back to Abidjan to fihish some urgent business before I head off to Benin for a conference, I would have given him a lift home had I found him, that should be pretty soul destroying, knowing he could have got a lift all the way home from Bouake Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:17 pm

I can't help but notice that the "we" has become "i am"
Have the lads split maybe?
Your pet really could now be alone Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ I think he probably means "I" as he is talking to me personally rather than in the "we" sense, but I hope he is alone scavenging airport bins for foods Laughing

I have texted him again saying I went home:

Quote:

I thought you must have went back to Benin, did you not get my text saying I went back to the UK? My father fell ill, I will return to Bouake tomorrow

Well, he might as wait another day, the money is so close, it's not like he has money to travel anyway is it.

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:50 pm

In the meanwhile B is completely oblivious to the lad's pain:

Quote:

Dear Cyril,

You must be home by now. I am still in York, it seems to turn into a long time stay for me. I have not had your reply to the mail I sent you. Are you alright?

Blessings,

Beauchamp

No help from the rich wealthy congregation, B doesn't even know he is stranded. Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:18 pm

Nice work on this one! Laughing

A week away from the responsibilities of Homelife...must be so nice for them. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

No texts off laddy today, he must be low on credit now, so I sent him a text to cheer him up Laughing

:

Quote:

Hi, sorry, my flight was delayed, I am now back in Africa, I will be with you first thing in the morning, hope you are keeping well.

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:44 pm

I think he forgot his cell phone charger Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I was supposed to be at the airport this morning, not had any texts from them yet asking where I am, but I have received an email from an Ivory Coast IP, they do not seem very happy, do they, some nice sig quotes there Laughing

Quote:

213.136.102.67 = Cote D'Ivoire

Cxxxxx
YOU HAVE TOUCHED THE APPLE OF THE LORDS EYE.
THE PIT WHICH YOU DUG FOR US IF YOU DO NOT REPENT YOU WILL FACE THE NEMESIS.

YOU DOOMS DAY IS NEAR.

WE HAVE EVERY EVIDENCE THAT THOSE GOODS WERE NOT SENT TO BOUAKE AIRPORT AND YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TO AFRICA IN YOUR LIFE.

YOU HAVE GOTTEN TO THE ELASTIC LIMIT OF YOUR LIES.

I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE MINISTERS OF THE GOSPEL AND WE ARE MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU.

PAY THE CLAIM TO THE SENDER OR BE READY TO APPEAR IN COURT.

UK IS NOT IN HEAVEN IT IS ON THIS PLANET EARTH.

WE SHALL BE THERE TO TESTIFY AGAINST YOU IF DO NOT MAKE HASTE TO PAY THE SENDER.

I AM GLAD YOU ARE NOT DEALING WITH A BLACK MAN.
CYRIL.

Classic, so sue me, going to send them a snotty reply in a minute Laughing

Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:07 pm

Not too upset with B at the moment This lad needs money to get home Laughing

He had enough time to do some much-needed homework:

Quote:

DEAR BXXXXXXXX
OBVIOUSLY THINGS ARE NOT OK WITH US HERE IN BOUAKE.THIS IS PRECISELY ONE WEEK WE CAME TO BOUAKE AND WE HAVE NOT SEEN MR Cxxxxxxx THE COURIER MAN.AFTER SEVERAL TEXT AND EMAIL MESSAGES HE HAS NOT SHOWED UP IN BOUAKE. WE HAVE BEEN IN THE HANDS OF THE SECURITY OPERATIVES ATTACHED TO THE BOUAKE AIRPORT ALL THESE WHILE. FROM OUR CANDID INVESTIGATION THE SHIPMENT EXCEPTION ACCIDENT AS ALLEGED BY MR CXXXXXXX AND HIS COURIER FIRM IS ABSOLUTELY FALSE.
COTE De IVOIRE HAS BEEN AT WAR FOR QUITE SOMETIME NOW.WE WERE NOT AWARE OF THIS AND WE TOOK THE RISK OF OUR LIFE TO COME HERE.WHAT PRECISELY YOU WILL WITNESS IN THIS PLACE IS THE PRESENCE OF UNITED NATION SECURITY FORCES AND INDIGENOUS SOLDIERS FIGHTING FOR THEIR FREEDOM.
FROM OUR INVESTIGATIONS THE UN SOLDIERS. FIRE SERVICEMEN AND REGULAR SOLDIERS SAID THAT SINCE THE WAR BROKE OUT NO CARGO OR PASSENGER
PLANE HAS EVER LANDED AT BOUAKE AIRPORT EXCEPT UN AIRCRAFTS AND FRANCE MILITARY AIRCRAFTS. WHAT IAM SAYING IS THAT MR CXXXXXXXX MADEUP AND HIS COURIER OUTFIT ARE SAYING ARE LIES. THERE WAS NO AIRCRAFT THAT OFFLOADED ANY CARGO OR ANY FIRE ACCIDENT EITHER. GOING THROUGH THE LOG BOOK OF THE UN FIREMEN NO SUCH INCIDENT WAS RECORDED.
THERFORE MAKE HASTE AND RECLAIM THE MONEY AND THE COMPUTERS FROM THE COURIER FIRM.WE ARE READY TO STAND AT ANY COURT OF LAW TO TESTIFY .

IN THE MEANTIME WE HAVE INDEBTED OURSELF A GREAT DEAL.IAM ABSOLUTELY CONFUSED ON HOW TO RECONCILE THIS. TO THIS END I AM BEGGING YOU AS A SON IN THE LORD TO PLEASE SEND US SOME MONEY SO THAT WE WOULD BE ABLE TO OFFSET OUR DEBT AND CLEAR OURSELF FROM SHAME. YOU ARE A DEAR FATHER AND GOOD FRIEND TO ME AND MY MINISTRY.
WE ARE LEAVING BOUAKE TODAY BY THE GRACE OF GOD AND BENEVOLENCE OF THIS SOLDIERS.
GO TO MXXXXXX COURIERS AND PUT UP YOUR CLAIMS IMMEDIATELY. OUR GOOD GOD WILL LEAD YOU TO RECOVER ALL
LET ME HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST.
I REMAIN YOURS IN THE LORD.
CYRIL.

Ah, legal advice! Laughing

Also received a CC from the mail he sent SP with the subject: "Our last message to Cxxxxxxx" Seems that he is through with you, SP!

I loved this sig line he sent you:

Quote:

UK IS NOT IN HEAVEN IT IS ON THIS PLANET EARTH.

and what did he mean with:

Quote:

I AM GLAD YOU ARE NOT DEALING WITH A BLACK MAN.

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