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 Holocaust scammer - now with added sarcasm!

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

is communicating with , who is trying to get Eliza the fortune of Holocaust victim Brian Dane.

All had not gone well for Dr Dunant - mainly because the bank's email accounts kept dying. Finally, though, the money was ready to go to the bank by Western Union... .


Go to the Bureau de Change at Euston Station I've used a system being trialled here, the Secure Transfer Option. The transaction is recorded against the ID number rather than the usual tracking code, and there's aquestion/answer protocol for added security -What is your favourite flower? The wild rose. The pickup can only be made from there.

The Bank Lad was nonplussed:


We are sorry we only do accept Western Union payments .

Eliza wasn't happy with that:


It is Western Union, you stupid dork! Just pick it up, willya?

Dr Dunant tried to find out what was going on:


How are you doing today hope you are fine, has the bank given you the transfer receipt ,after you sent the money you did not give me any more updates why?
Please do not try and run away with my funds which i want to share with you ,it will not be funny,please update me asap.

Eliza got nastier:


I haven't updated you because the bank hasn't confirmed picking up the money yet!
And if you seriously think that I'm going to take your money, then maybe you should go f*ck yourself, because I don't want to be linked with anyone who'd think that about me. Are we clear on that?

The Doctor got anxious:


The Bank said that you sent the funds contrary to thier advice,please go back to the transfer service and collect the funds and send it via westrn union money transfer , please i will like to hear from you asap.

Then he said the wrong thing:


I will like to know if you sent the collection details to the bank ,if you did please also send a copy of the informantion to me so i can verify,we are running out of time please contact me asap.

Elza got lyrical:


No, little doccy-woccy, I didn't sent those nice people at the banky-wanky anything about the moneeeyyyy - ooohhh, did I make a teensy little mistake??
OF COURSE I SENT THE F*CKING DETAILS TO THE BANK, YOU BRAINDEAD GIT! Holy Odin, just because I'm a young woman, and blonde, you think I'm some sort of retard! Well, wake up and smell the f*cking coffee, because the only retards involved are at the bank, because they can't make a short trip to the payment office at Euston!

She's rarely so subtle...

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