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 My lad is having marital problems (language NSFW)

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Armando
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My latest bait has seen an odd thread run through it, as my mugu has been complaining of marital strife from day one. I guess it started because he didn't want me to mention the specifics of the deal to his attorney, who was representing his wife in their upcoming divorce. Odd decision, huh.

But he keeps throwing her in the mix as the root of all his problems. 'I can't send the document because of my wife', 'I can't get a photo because of my wife'. It's gotten commonplace, but the last two e-mails have reduced me to tears.

my mugu wrote:
am really tense and upset.I have been held hostage by my wife because of the accusation of yesterday.
She took my office key without me knowing.I couldnt enter my office and as such I could not send the certificate of deposit as promised.
We have not talked to ourselves since yesterday,but now that I know she has me in her hand I know what to do.I will settle with her on bed I hope you understand what I mean.I have not slept with her for sometime.Dont ask me why.You know already.
The certificate of deposit is safe and I will send it to when I have settle the score with my wife.

Meanwhile this is the photo I managed to scan it and quickly send it to you at least to keep to one of my promise.
Please dont hesitate to get in touch with whenever you are contacted by the security company.
It is very important so that I can know what to do.


He also sent a photo that is Hall of Shame quality.

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my reply wrote:
Jeez Albert, that's a hell of a story. That's exactly why I'm not married. ALL women are just like that. You do what you have to and give it to her good - I want all the details.

Now Albert, I understand you've been having some marital troubles, but that may just be the worst photo I've ever seen in my entire life. It's all fuzzy and too small. It almost looks like the sign is digitally manipulated. Anyway, in order to allay my security fears, I'm going to have to ask for you to send another photo that is more clear. Think about it - would you travel to another country to visit somebody who you don't even know what they look like?


His response had me rolling.

my guy wrote:
How are you? and how did you spend the weekend.How on earth do you think I can get you the picture when I am screwing my wife.I would have love to send it to you but the woman is not the type.I want this dream come true and she will be seeing little of me.I will be far away from her but not forgetting my children.For my plans to work I have to spend the weekend indoors with her and guess,you cant believe it she ended up begging.
After my taking viagra she has no option than to scream and be begging after the third round,fucking her dry, I remember her about the key.She told me to my face that she is afraid of loosing me and she is suspecting me.Eventually she succumb and gave me the key.I will send you the photo and the certificate of deposit tomorrow.Any news from the security company?


No doubt about it, this guy's a keeper

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Eew. Eeew. Eeyyeeeww.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ew! That is definitely weird.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Bwhaaaaaahaaaaahaaaahaaaa! Sounds like the divorce is going rather well! Schizophrenic goings on. So, looks like the score has been settled? Tell him to just drill out the office lock. He needs no key with Viagra in his blood stream! Laughing

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rumbero
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Armando first of all that is funny Laughing Laughing

If the wife is such a problem, tell the mugu that the best solution is to murder the wife. You will help him in how to commit the perfect crime.
this way he will be free of her and would be able to start a new life, new identity. Suggest that you have connections with immigration department and you would have no problem getting him to come over to your country

One method would be to screw her to death Laughing
She would at least die with a smile on her face

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Slightly off topic, but Mr Wong of Hong Kong recently sent a list of question ending with...

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So she told him:

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's like poetry man. Beautiful words.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@rumbero,

I already offered to have some of my people take care of her for him, but apparently he's not that desperate yet. Very Happy

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Safari - WHAT ARE U SAYING? FROM ACCRA TO KUMASI IS FOUR HOURS DRIVE PLZ I CANN'T GO TO KUMASI.
Safari - my assistant travel to lome today only to be told that there is no transfer in togo

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR ALL YOUR DISAPOINTMENT. I MUST TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE COST ME A LOT OF PAIN FROM THIS TRANSACTION AND OUR PATHNERSHIP
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It sounds like this lad is getting his scripts from a bad porno flick. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow, I see at least 16 colors in that picture.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Armando; I think that if you explain that if the wife is going to be a big problem in dealing with the transaction the deal of off.

Either he kills her or the deal is off. Offer him $ 25,000.00 dollars for this job Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh boy.. So he thinks that screwing a woman will convince her to do something? Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing LOL_sign LOL_sign

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^That's how we wimminz work, weasel! Compliance is our middle name!

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Funny stuff! I wonder if someone has baited him with the wife story.

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