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BadKarma
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

After a couple of weeks of constant slapping, I thought I'd give this retard the "another last chance" he begged for.
I guess he really thinks he's going to get a job from my porno company. He is now going to apply for a passport (I hope), so I quess we'll get our safari hats after all.
Quote:
Ok thanks friend
Ok please what if i send you the passport by at list this month you know it will take them time to process it.
and please friend i'll really like to thank you for this wonderfull opportunity and please friend if i send you the passport you will just do the rest things for me before how many months please friend because i was really sorry for dissapointing please friend just tell me
Thanks and God bless
I'm very happy

I think he needs another slap after all Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Update: Remember the $20,000 that Anna Lynne J3ction sent him in a briefcase with a couple of Nokia mobiles, via Scampatroller's

He waited in for the postman and everything, then this:
Quote:
SHIPMENT EXCEPTION: During a routine x-ray inspection, this shipment was found to have $20,000 and 3 Nokia mobile phones hidden inside the briefcase, these items were not declared by the sender, nor did the sender pay insurance for these items, money sent via couriers has to be sent in a secure security box, not hidden inside briefcases to avoid paying insurance fees, as a result of that, the insurance is now null and void, and the shipment has been offloaded at Bouake (BYK) Airport, Cote D'Ivoire (Ivory Coast), this shipment is now for collection only by the receiver, Mr (mugu's pretend mate). Please contact the sender and the couriers for further details about collecting your briefcase, $20,000, 3 x Nokia phones and 1 x bible, there are no charges for you to pay when you collect the goods.


Well he whined and moaned, but Anna said she couldn't go, because she was in trouble now with the Church for 'borrowing' the money, and the Authorities for a false declaration.

Today, music to my ears!

Quote:
potter derrek <[email protected]>
9:44 am (4 hours ago)
to Anna Lynne Jection
date Feb 9, 2007 9:44 AM
subject Re: the solution
signed-by yahoo.it

ok I'll pick it up


Yay, Go Potter! jump_4_joy Thanks, SP!

@ Jayhawk - You're in touch with Potter. Lord N0rris, along with FPoops, is sending another (Ghana) lad to Cote D'Ivoire next week to pick up his Aston Martin. I'm on a safari of my own next week, but if you pm FPoops you may be able to get a ladmeet organised. I dont know how you do it without letting on you know about this, but its a possibility that he could be persuaded to turn to you for help (ie cash), when he is stranded far from home.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, that explains the emails that my Interpol Agent just received.

Quote:
Hello
Is just that i'm not allowed to use the internet for some days now because i'm having a contract in china
So tell Mr charles Saludo that where is the phones he saw in the parcel i send to my client in nigeria the mobiles are what i use in making his payment and do you know this air port collect this items and you will find 20 thousand dollars inside take out 7 thousand dollars and send me back the 13 thousand dollars and i'll tell me client that you will give the parcel to give Mr charles saludo the money in he return those phones
you need to be trusted


And, two hours later, the following:

Quote:
Bouake (BYK) Airport, Cote D'Ivoire (Ivory Coast),
this is the airport if you agree with me i'll give you the details you need
to pickup the parcel


And, thirty minutes later, the following:
Quote:
this are the content
briefcase, $20,000, 3 x Nokia phones and 1 x bible, there are no charges for you to pay when you collect the goods.
you will pay no charges


I hate to tell you this, but he has no intention of making it out to pick up the package. He wants my Interpol Agent, who has orders to "shoot to kill", to pick it up for him.

I don't think this lad has been home for awhile. He didn't fill out my pre-arrest form, and I've told him that I've (Interpol) got his house staked out, his status has been changed to "runner", and lethal force is now authorized for his capture.

I'm pretty sure that Interpol is not allowed to pick up money for a fugative. However, I'm sure Interpol could use the phones, and the $20K could go right into the Interpol Law Enforcement fund. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Jayhawk wrote:
I've (Interpol) got his house staked out, his status has been changed to "runner", and lethal force is now authorized for his capture.

I've got one lad in Benin City looking for his money. I wonder what would happen if I told him to go to a house in a certain address... Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ You know, I think that can be arranged. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

My Interpol Agent was none too happy with him:

Quote:
Dear Criminal

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

I am an agent of Interpol. I am not a f*cking delivery service. I really don't give a flying f*ck what you've got waiting for you to be picked up. My job, and my only job, is to arrest you. If I have to shoot you in the process then the world will be less one criminal, and I will sleep soundly.

Son, I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation. You are a fugitive from justice. There has been a complaint put out on you by the highly respected Charles Soludo, who alleges that you stole money, transported pornography, and assaulted his character. You had a chance to argue these allegations in a court of law, and you elected instead to run. That means that I now get to beat the holy sh*t out of you when I capture you. Yippee for me!

I suggest that if the money is really in the briefcase, like you state, you contact Barrister Soludo and have him help you. Maybe you could erase your debt with the Barrister, and avoid prison time. Until that time I will continue to hunt you down like the dog you are. Do you understand?

Interpol Agent T**** J****



Let's see if he gets back in touch with the good Barrister.

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just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
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i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Damn, I just got a message from my lad that he's on his way back to Accra.
I've got a plan B though - if all goes as I've planned, we're going to get a really cool set of photos Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Its hard to grasp the stupidity of a lad who thinks an Interpol agent will pick up his money, then forward the rest to him. Rolling Eyes

He sent me his new format, using the name danino walters, but signing himself joe. He really thinks I wont recognize it's him. Not one comma in it, that's how. I wont bore you with it all, but here's a taster:

Quote:
Friend my father was having a Gold company in Ghana and he was a very prosperous man and so he was having a crafty brother and he dont
know,along the way my uncle Mr richard he live in Ghana too he was
jealous that my father was the richest in their family so he now
planned with higher killers and gave them my dad picture and they now trace my dad to his office and kill him and collected all his money and sold the Gold company and he was not still satisfied so he now planned too and
he killed my mom with a drink and he poisin the drink an he now gave my
mother and my mom drank it unknowly and she died it was now remainig
me.


Higher killers? What are they smoking? What the hell is Dan smoking? It must be the stress of being gang baited by us lot.

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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My interpol agent just got the following:

Quote:
so immediately collected didict Mr xxxx xxxx's money and send to my client the remaining one and didict only ten or seven thousand dollars and take your one thousand dollars and send him the rest as fast as possible
Thanks


Wow. Did he really just try and bribe an interpol agent? Interpol never asked him for any funds. We're only trying to arrest him.

The legal charges against this lad are piling up quickly.

Roy, is it okay if I have interpol pick up these funds? This would mean that, since the first of the year, he has had the following take place:

- $10K sent to him in an envelope has been nicked by the post office
- $20K sent to him via courier has been stolen by my Barrister
- He has had an arrest warrant sworn out, and Interpol is currently pursuing him.
- $20K will be nicked by Interpol, along with an additional charge of bribery added to the list of charges

I'd say that this lad is not having a good year.

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just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.

i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
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