Twas but a dream

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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:58 pm

I was walking through a wood with my dog and she was attacked by this bloody huge mutt with bloody big teeth. To slightly distract this said mutt I kicked it when the opportunity presented itself. My foot and toe is still bloody painful because I actually kicked the radiator next to my bed.

I managed to get back to sleep. Next thing, I was driving through the pouring rain and stopped in a chippy for some food. Next thing this really huge bloke had his arm around my neck and to get free I bit down really hard on his arm. I woke up in agony to find I had bit my own arm.

Bloody dreams, they will be the death of me.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 12 Jan 2007 Posts: 6

I feel sorry for the person you sleep with!! Shocked

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:07 pm

Hmmmm, you haven't been cursed by a lad have you? Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:51 pm

We moved a bookcase last month. Today, I have a broken toe. Guess I should get a flashlight.

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:44 pm

Dionysius wrote:

... Bloody dreams ...

I must admit, my dreams involve things more, ..., uhh, female. Embarassed

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I had very weird dreams before, but I've already posted them. However, I've never ever kicked something in my sleep! Ouch!

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:21 am

Dan Druff wrote:

Hmmmm, you haven't been cursed by a lad have you? Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:02 am

I think if I had I might have castrated myself Shocked

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:07 am

^^^^^

Don't leave any sharp objects lying around just in case. Shocked

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 5:35 am

I'm reminded of the night when I was about 15, still had my bed next to a wall at that time. I woke up when a blinding pain went through my head like it had been smashed with a baseball bat, except it felt like it was inside my head, not outside. In an alarmed daze, I went to my parents room and woke them, and they promptly raced me to the emergency room, my mom crying and reading about aneurysms the whole way.

After a good CAT scan, X-Ray, stool and urine tests, I was finally sent home with nothing apparently wrong.

We figured out what had happened when, the next week my parents had some friends over who stayed in the room adjacent to mine. They were woke up at the same time as me when, in my sleep, for whatever reason, I stiffened my body from it's normal sleeping fetal position and slammed the back of my head into the wall.

Boy, did my parents and I feel stupid.