SmartFeedSmartFeed          

Porsche Hangout


WELCOME - YOU ARE CURRENTLY VIEWING 419EATER AS A GUEST

By joining our community you will have the ability to post topics and access other forums reserved for members. Registration is quick, simple and absolutely free. Join our community today by clicking here.

ScamWarners.com - Internet Anti-Fraud Center - now open!


 Navel Gazing

View next topic
View previous topic
 
Post new topicReply to topic
Author Message
Roycropper
Undead Moderator


Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7993
Location: Luxury Coffin


PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I check Ghanaweb now and agin, to see if my jail lad over there ever got to court, or if any other of our lads got knicked.

This week they have put up an example 419 letter. No explanation why, it must be a slow news day. Maybe its for lads too dumb to write their own.

I had to laugh at Doris' hobbies though....

Quote:
Crime & Punishment of Tuesday, 9 January 2007 Next Article

419: Example

Dear one,

I am Miss Doris Bamba, residence in Abidjan Cote d棚voire , I m' 23 years of age and I love some hobbies like football, music, reading navels, watching TV and also outing. I'm the only daughter of late Mr. and Mrs. Lambert Bamba. My father was the special adviser to the former president of Liberia Mr. Charles Taylor. I and my father came down to reside in Abidjan ( Ivory Coast ) when our president went to exile and my father late die of heart attack. Before his sudden death ...

Yada yada, trunkbox, millions, next of kin etc...

_________________
the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
Pith Helmet 10
x4 United Kingdom New Zealand Mortar Closed lad accounts Sand Timer 6Yrs Tattoo x6 Flying Monkey
View user's profileSend private message
wayne
Account closed at users request


Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3631


PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

She can tell if you're gay from examining your bellybutton?

_________________
Mortar x56
View user's profileSend private message
Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru


Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.


PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Naah. She spends her time in the orchard, gazing at navel oranges Confused

_________________
pony Mortar x7 Closed lad accounts x27 United Nations Ivory Coast Benin x2 United Kingdom x2 Ivory Coast
100% risky free donation modality
View user's profileSend private message
Hugh Jundys
Master Baiter


Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 236
Location: orbiting a black hole


PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

From your title, I was guessing this belonged in the PWT. But I stand corrected.

Get pictures and detailed instructions on how to read navels. Oh, wait. There's probably no e-mail address. Blast!

_________________
I dont want to report you to the nearest FIB...But am a man of God iwould,not like to involve you in that kind of shit.please for god sake, do as i have instructed befor i change my mind. - Mr. John

pony <---- hee hee
View user's profileSend private messageSkype Name
WebWitch
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Posts: 20
Location: Raxicricofalapatorius


PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It's a bit like Phrenology.
Depends on the shape - if it's an 'inny' or an 'outy'.
I have studied the reading of Navels for years - and I can tell you are going to have some fun with a mysterious dark stranger from overseas......
Smile
Zan

_________________
Warning: Spelling errors in this message are the product of a poor skewll sistem. Pay teachures more than pollyticians.
View user's profileSend private message
Gold Hat
*** BANNED ***


Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 2049


PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

WebWitch wrote:
It's a bit like Phrenology.


Exactly - the buttonreader sucks out the lint from the button to be read and spits it on the belly. Then it's just like tea leaves - the BR can tell your whole life. Thumbs up
View user's profileSend private message
Display posts from previous:      
Post new topicReply to topic


 Jump to:   



View next topic
View previous topic
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum



** Find out information about your IP address **


All Content © 2003 - 419Eater.com
Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group :S5: FI Theme :: All times are GMT