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Joined: 30 Nov 2005
Location: In a little world of my own.
Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:10 am
A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers of shopping centres.
Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and bobs has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre.
You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen on December 4th, 9th, 10th and twice on the 15th
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Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Location: Vegas, baby!
Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:12 am
This sounds a bit familiar...
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:13 am
Here we go again.
This is about the 10th time this has been posted on Eater.
Joined: 31 May 2005
Location: a wonderful yet shit place to live
Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:31 pm
since you asked,
There's this new scam where you walk over to a chimp in the pen at the zoo, who promptly starts masturbating furiously. As you're distracted and playing with yourself sympathetically in your pocket, a zoo keeper walks over and prods you with a stun stick. When you wake up you're in a tank full of grasshoppers who steal your skin.
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