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callum
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

...and then the Director of Press Relations becomes Director of Press Relations Subject to the Current Whims of She Who Shall Not Be Ignored If He Knows What's Good For Him. (Note to self: See leccy about arranging some much wider business cards.)

Yep, tomorrow afternoon I hop on white mans big bird and head for the sunny tropics of Brasil for somewhere between 4 and 6 months to sign my life over to another. So if I go AWOL or fail to drop by and give TSnerd his daily dose of cheek you will at least have some idea of why.

Ah, wedded bliss awaits....

All you experienced cynics out there can shut the hell up before you start. I've already heard it all and I'm ignoring every word of it....Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm an experienced cynic but nevertheless I'll say that I greatly envy you.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^^^^

If not Her!!! Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm no cynic but then again ... I soo envy you for this.
I can't get my S.O. to do the same for me (just yet) ... Wink

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maybe I'll have to take some action in this field sooner or later ... would be a good idea though. Wink Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

What, me a cynic? Cool
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Make sure they play the "I'll alter him" Laughing and this after all those posts about the sanity clause.
Best of luck though Callum, I'm sure she will do you proud as they say.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Enjoy your time in Sunny Brazil, Callum! Have a beautiful wedding and don't forget we want a full report (of the wedding, not the wedding night) when you get back.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shave a small bald spot on the top of your head so that the thumb marks don't interfere with your hairstyle.

Congrats Smile

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats Callum! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

have a good time callum and dopnt forget that i want that press release on my desk within 1 hour of your return (its the shelf in the phonebox out front).

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 6:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats, Callum!
I wish you and the future Mrs. Callum a great wedding, wonderful honeymoon, and a long and happy marriage and lots of little Callums. Very Happy

I'm not sure what I'll do without 'Callum's Daily Snerd Snark', but I'm sure I'll get by, somehow. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 7:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

TSnerd wrote:
... not sure what I'll do without 'Callum's Daily Snerd Snark' ...


I'd be happy to fill in. But it's hard to nice like Callum is. Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thank you for the kind offer, KD- I think I'll be ok, though Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

shiver metimbers wrote:
Shave a small bald spot on the top of your head so that the thumb marks don't interfere with your hairstyle.

That's the best one I've heard yet Laughing

Thanks people! There are many reasons I'm proud to be a member here and this is just one of them. Love ya' all (oops, will that get me in trouble?)

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Only if you use some weird kissy kissy smiley, snoogums.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Good luck and remember the rules:

1. The wife is always right.
2. The husband should always apologise early, rather than argue for several days and then apologise.
3. In the case of the wife being proved wrong by all the laws of physics, nature and society, rules 1 and 2 apply.
4. It's better to be bollocked for doing something wrong (which is basically anything) and apply rule 2 than to be refused permission under rule 1.
5. An early bunch of flowers can get you out of a whole heap of trouble.

Hope you will be as happy as mrs Eamonn and I have been for the last 13 years

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Commiserations Callum!

Here's my advice: It's easier to beg forgiveness than ask permission.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Missing you already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Have a great time and see you back here soon

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Callum, congrats to you and yours on the upcoming nuptials, enjoy every moment of wedded bliss. We'll try to keep the PWT alive for you, and spare a few lads for when you return. Very Happy

Here's an early wedding gift, just wire demurrage/barrister/international brokerage etc fees of USD$45,000 to Charles Soludo419, C/O a net cafe in LadLand.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well done that baiter! Best of luck.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats Callum!!! And make sure you never involve an innocent third party....except if your wife agrees to do so Wink Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Many congrats, and I hope that you and Mrs C have a wonderful life together. Very Happy

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