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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:58 am |
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...and then the Director of Press Relations becomes Director of Press Relations Subject to the Current Whims of She Who Shall Not Be Ignored If He Knows What's Good For Him. (Note to self: See leccy about arranging some much wider business cards.)
Yep, tomorrow afternoon I hop on white mans big bird and head for the sunny tropics of Brasil for somewhere between 4 and 6 months to sign my life over to another. So if I go AWOL or fail to drop by and give TSnerd his daily dose of cheek you will at least have some idea of why.
Ah, wedded bliss awaits....
All you experienced cynics out there can shut the hell up before you start. I've already heard it all and I'm ignoring every word of it.... |
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Don
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:11 am |
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Gussie Fink-Nottle
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 04 Nov 2006
Posts: 81
Location: In the members lounge at the Drones, drinking orange juice!
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:26 am |
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^^^^^^^^
If not Her!!! |
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margory
Master Baiter
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
Posts: 226
Location: Nowhereville, 3rd rock from the Sun
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:47 am |
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I'm no cynic but then again ... I soo envy you for this.
I can't get my S.O. to do the same for me (just yet) ...
M.
maybe I'll have to take some action in this field sooner or later ... would be a good idea though. |
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kleindoofy
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:12 am |
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What, me a cynic? |
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Jeff
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 1621
Location: Gilligan's Island
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:15 am |
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Make sure they play the "I'll alter him" and this after all those posts about the sanity clause.
Best of luck though Callum, I'm sure she will do you proud as they say. |
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:38 am |
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Enjoy your time in Sunny Brazil, Callum! Have a beautiful wedding and don't forget we want a full report (of the wedding, not the wedding night) when you get back. |
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14 months and counting
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:32 pm |
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Shave a small bald spot on the top of your head so that the thumb marks don't interfere with your hairstyle.
Congrats |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:36 pm |
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Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Mar 2006
Posts: 690
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:36 pm |
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have a good time callum and dopnt forget that i want that press release on my desk within 1 hour of your return (its the shelf in the phonebox out front). |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 6:38 pm |
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Congrats, Callum!
I wish you and the future Mrs. Callum a great wedding, wonderful honeymoon, and a long and happy marriage and lots of little Callums.
I'm not sure what I'll do without 'Callum's Daily Snerd Snark', but I'm sure I'll get by, somehow. |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 7:50 pm |
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TSnerd wrote: |
... not sure what I'll do without 'Callum's Daily Snerd Snark' ... |
I'd be happy to fill in. But it's hard to nice like Callum is. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:07 pm |
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Thank you for the kind offer, KD- I think I'll be ok, though |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:19 pm |
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shiver metimbers wrote: |
Shave a small bald spot on the top of your head so that the thumb marks don't interfere with your hairstyle. |
That's the best one I've heard yet
Thanks people! There are many reasons I'm proud to be a member here and this is just one of them. Love ya' all (oops, will that get me in trouble?) |
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Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:28 pm |
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Only if you use some weird kissy kissy smiley, snoogums. |
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eamonn
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 14 May 2005
Posts: 621
Location: Standing on the edge, looking down
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:44 pm |
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Good luck and remember the rules:
1. The wife is always right.
2. The husband should always apologise early, rather than argue for several days and then apologise.
3. In the case of the wife being proved wrong by all the laws of physics, nature and society, rules 1 and 2 apply.
4. It's better to be bollocked for doing something wrong (which is basically anything) and apply rule 2 than to be refused permission under rule 1.
5. An early bunch of flowers can get you out of a whole heap of trouble.
Hope you will be as happy as mrs Eamonn and I have been for the last 13 years |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:21 pm |
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Commiserations Callum!
Here's my advice: It's easier to beg forgiveness than ask permission. |
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music man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Sep 2005
Posts: 14807
Location: East Harlemshire , yo!
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Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:58 am |
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Missing you already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a great time and see you back here soon |
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So fuck off..dont reply me again until the cops get your stinking ass...
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:21 am |
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@Callum, congrats to you and yours on the upcoming nuptials, enjoy every moment of wedded bliss. We'll try to keep the PWT alive for you, and spare a few lads for when you return.
Here's an early wedding gift, just wire demurrage/barrister/international brokerage etc fees of USD$45,000 to Charles Soludo419, C/O a net cafe in LadLand.
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Dionysius
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Mar 2004
Posts: 1639
Location: 61 Cockle St, Llareggub
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Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:22 pm |
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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd
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Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:40 pm |
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Congrats Callum!!! And make sure you never involve an innocent third party....except if your wife agrees to do so |
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Stepan Fetchit
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 1977
Location: Anywhere but squaresville, man
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Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:30 pm |
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Ate Logo!
(don't know how to do those accent things....) |
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:55 pm |
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Many congrats, and I hope that you and Mrs C have a wonderful life together.
<eight carefully sidestepping the chauvinistic crap in the thread on her way out> |
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