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Simba
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This year I am determined to include the words:

Nincompoop & Wummery into almost every Email that I send to a mugu.

This time next year I hope that these words are as common in ladspeak as modality is today.
You heard it hear first.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That second word could be a bit provocative Smile
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Simba
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Had absolutely no feedback regarding the use of the word Wummery as yet, but a few upset barristers who object to my use of Nincompoop... Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I would like to include the following:

antidisestablishmentarianism

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Semiphotospectroheliographically. Google it.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

How about "jail"? Cool
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am trying to introduce the word' jiggerypokery' to the lads vocabulary. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

How about this one?.....

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dont forget Eucalyptize!!

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh no, not again. I'm still trying to convince lads that "Barista" is the correct spelling of "Barrister".

@Simba, when baristas whinge about being unable to read the "high resolution" scans of receipts I have so labouriously prepared for them, I have used "incompetent nincompoop" when slapping on a few occasions last year Laughing

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Simba
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am waiting for a hand written apology from a "Barrista" and said that I wouldn't accept his apology unless he says "I am truly sorry for such a wanton act of wummery, I am indeed a complete nincompoop"

We shall see if I get my request... Laughing


Oh, I am also having some success in converting some mugus into using the spelling pardner when addressing Americans, and not the spelling of partner.

If they want to be on a friendly professional basis then they should always say "howdy pardner" as this is especially appreciated in legal documentation..... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Seriously now, would someone tell me how you pronounce "whinge"? Is it "whine"? Confused
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^No, has a sssjj sound at the end. "winsj"....

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Whinge......as in Minge

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