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dagget
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Been baiting this one for just a few days and things are odd. This one started out as a straight send me money begging letter with no explanation. I decided to find what the money was for it developed into the following exchange.

Quote:
Dear ,

Thanks a lot for your mail today, you said that you are confused over my
last mail. The acctual thing is that the Doctor diagonised her and said that
she (my mother) is having a brain cancer, that she will undergo a major
surgery operation on her head, that the whole thing will cost 2,000,000
Naira = $16,000, that 700,000 =$6,000 must be depositted before anything
could be done on her. And now, I don't know what to do because of our poor
condition here. So please and please Sir, any how you can help out, please I
beg you with the name of our Lord Jesus Christ to do before I loose my
mother. As I don't have any thing to pay you back, I pray that only God
should reward you.

Hoping to receive your help soonest.

Poor Miss .

----me----

Ahhh that does sounds terrible, does she have long without treatment? I hope the medical facilities are good enough there to care for her.
- Show quoted text -

----her-------

Goodmorning, and how are you today? hope you are ok.

It has been long she (my mother) has been experiencing this problem, but due
to lack of money to take her to hospital, that is why she has been dieing in
silence.

And she can be treatted here very well, the only problem is finacial
problem. Since you said you can help out, I expect your help soonest.

Thank you for your kindness.

-----me------

This is so sad, I can arrange for her to be taken to one of our hospitals and treated free of charge. I know some very good doctors who specialise in that sort of thing?

Would that be a better option?

------her-----

Goodmornig and how are you today?

I received your mail this morning. Well, since it is like this, there is
nothing I can do or say, than to say that, your wish is my command. But I
don't know how to do this, if you can arrenge for her to come down to you,
like you said, please and please do as soon aspossible.

------me------

I am glad you are receptive to this suggestion. It would indeed be a good opportunity to spead some christmas cheer all round. can you give me some details so I can finalise the transfer. Name of docot
Name of hospital
Brief diganosed symtoms
Medications and treatment so far
location of patient

These I can forward on to our staff to get the process underway

-----her-----

Many thanks for your mail, infact, I'm so gld for all your concerns. The
informaions are as follow:

NAME OF THE DOCTOR: MIKE C. PHILIPS
NAME OF THE HOSPITAL: GENERAL HOSPITAL, ISOLO, LAGOS
BRIEF DIGANOSED SYMTOMS: RECTOPHOBIA
MEDICATIONS AND TREATMENT SO FAR: NONE
LOCATION OF PATIENT: 20, MAKANJUOLA STREET, IJESHA, SURULERE, LAGOS.

Expecting your mail soonest.

----me----

Thankyou so much for the email. I will forward this information to the medical board to get started with the transfer procedure. from what I know, the symptoms typically include shortness of breath, rapid breathing, irregular heartbeat, sweating, nausea, and overall feelings of dread.

Can you determine if the cancer is malignant or treatable?, I am concerened there has been no treatment, maybe I should contact the doctor.


had a huge laugh at the condition...RECTOPHOBIA Fear of Rectums, and Fear of Rectal Diseases and is this part of the brain cancer? Laughing

How much weirder can this get..at least she has stopped asking for money
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't worry, there will be transfer fees to transfer her mother to another hospital, and then clearence fees at the airport, etc...etc... Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just waiting for those, although I would like more information on the condition of course
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Your doctors might need a photo of the rectum in question ?
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Rectophobia, huh? Smile Sounds like they may have ripped off a baiter's term here. hehehe Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OK, so far that has to be the funniest thing I have read. It really sounded dire there for a bit... then.. RECTOPHOBIA!!!

Gosh, maybe she has her head up her... hmmm... well you get the idea.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Rectophobia Laughing Is it treatable? Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think the word "rectophobia" is just a cover-up. What she really has is the dread and untreatable rectophilia, IMHO. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Has this ladette been educated by a baiter? Mr. Green

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I hope these scammers all get verbed in the noun so many times they all develop rectophobia
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dagget
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Surely it has to be a baiters term anyhow the scam continues..and the request for money has come...

Quote:
Dear

Please can you send us money for feeding?

Miss

Dear

Please, we don't have any food to eat, so, I beg you with the name of our
Lord Jesus Christ, to plaese and please help and send us money for feeding,
before you could have finished with the arrangment on how to transfer my
mother.

Looking forward to receive it.

ME

I will arrange for some emergency food relief to be delivered by our foundation. Our organisation delivers food parcels all over the world. We have agencies all over africa and can assist you there. Where shall it be delivered to? I had no idea things were so difficult. As a non profit organiation we have found that a supply of food delivered is better than just cash in hand.

I am sure you will understand.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe the scammer's family member has a fear of rectums from getting brain cancer from having her head up her bum about being such an awesome scammer?

I think that sentence made sense...
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If she needs a food drop then she must understand that at this time of year your agency is very busy so deliveries can only be made via air. She needs to find an open space and mark the drop zone with a large red X (and provide you with a pic to give the pilot) so your food relief can be delivered to the right spot.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

RobDegraves wrote:
Gosh, maybe she has her head up her... hmmm... well you get the idea.


No, no, no! What you're talking about is an involuntary rectocranial implantation. For more on this, we turn to Nurse Nasty.

In all seriousness (yeah, right... me, serious...), create a doctor character that can further give new names to this lad's mother's condition, so that he really knows what she has. Have him give further diagnoses so that he can give a list of things to his next "victim" that makes them laugh and twig, in that order, upon reading his opening e-mail. For instance, if I get a contact where someone's mother is ill with cancer, and she's still suffering the long term effects of her transorbital leukotomy and it didn't work, I'll roll around laughing for a while, then write you a letter of thanks.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

hahahaha the above would be an awesome trophy.

Go for it mate! :d
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell them you have done better than just a monetary donation, you have a team of doctors readly to fly to her aid and space at a private hospital in his town. You are just so very rich!

You can then ask for doctors names, case files, etc....

Then see what happens Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Please, we don't have any food to eat, so, I beg you with the name of our
Lord Jesus Christ, to plaese and please help and send us money for feeding


Mmm..yet the lad has access to a computer, maybe your pet should understand why they call that plastic thing a mouse. Mmm..fried mice Shocked

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A thanks to Dagget for sharing this poor mugu

A quick e-mail to the ladette

My good church sent an e-mail last night offering her a donation. The good priest wanted some proof that she was not a scammer and asked for a picture to prove it.

She sends me this


Image

She is hoping to get $ 500.00 dollars. The only thing she is going to get is a
nice slap

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Rumbero, you might want to edit that post to include the opening [ on the image tag.

Excellent photo, though! Highly trustworthy, not to mention highly skilled at Photoshop! Not.

Someone else needs to ask for a photo saying something completely different and see what gets sent. The same photo with different text Photoshopped in, I'd bet.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Head surgery? For Cancer? Just reach into the extra hole in her head and feel around. When the doc finds something that feels like a golf ball, tell him to pull it out! Easy! Send the doc $20 for his trouble.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think the mugu thinks he is on a better deal now as no replies to me! this one was very much worth sharing.

I have my hands full with a lottery lad who just answered 299 questions on the vsecure site (a gem indeed) over 11 hours.

Quote:
After all question have been answered why should the control number go fast like that it took me long time to answer those question so why did i not get the control i await you till the end of this week if not response i think i will report to the board of committee, If I were in your shoe I will tell the western union agent to give me a control so that my winning can be transfer on time.


I thought I was getting the winnings...hmmm

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Since this mugu is so cooperative I will have a team of Doctors try to help her mother with home remedies.
I hope she responds to the e-mail I sent

Quote:
Dear Miss Laura Duke:

I was on my way to the western Union Office to send you the money When, a priest from
the parish brought to my attention that your photo was not acceptable due to the fact the sign was
to small and the print to small.

Please resend another photo, this time, you print the poster.

Also can you tell me what your mother has exactly, we may be able to help you with the medical bills.

Please tell me what the doctor said.

We can donate up to $ 2,000.00 from the hardship special funds.

God bless you my child.



Since this is the time of joy. Here is her addy

laura0duke@hotmail.com

Make her feel wanted and loved. Make sure you also
get some photos Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

finally got a nice response to my offer of food aid

Quote:
Please send it to this address: Number 4 Olaiya Street, off Alor Street,
off Agbeke Street, off Marcity, Bus-stop,off Ago Palace-way, Ago, Okota,
Lagos, Nigeria.

Waiatting to recieve it.


Does that sounds just too confusing or what?

I sent this....

Quote:
Hi there

There has been an amazing change in fortunes as I have spoken to the foundation about the food offer, however they seem more concerend with sending medical aid as well. Indeed in the spirit of christmas the chairman also suggested we send some money as this might be easier than a food drop. Indeed, you suffereing can not have come at a better time for us as a donation can save both you and me!

At our christmas-eve meeting it was decided that we can send the equivalent of $50 000 food and cash aid for medical expenses as we recieved a large donation bequest this year and need to send it out by the new year (too aviod a high tax bill).

All that we ask in return, we ask if you can send a photograph of yourself and your mother so we can place it on our wall of hope. When doing this can you hold up a sign saying Rectophobia is a pain in the Ass.

On receipt of this we can expedite the payment so it arrives before the new year.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:

Please send it to this address: Number 4 Olaiya Street, off Alor Street,
off Agbeke Street, off Marcity, Bus-stop,off Ago Palace-way, Ago, Okota,
Lagos, Nigeria.


Did this remind anyone else of the address to send money to, given in a Monty Python sketch?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Rectophobia, a disease of the male goatine genetalia, causing a dead run across any open field when persued by a doctor with a bat used for striking baseballs at high speed into a rams anus. I myself, suffer, from rectophobia.

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