Evil children

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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:46 pm

My character hates children. She figured she should tell the nice Barrister about it.

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Dear Mr Gregs,
Do you have any children? I do not like children. The weather here has been very cold and today while I was driving in my convertible a child threw a ball of snow and it hit my window! I honked the horn and startled the child so badly that he fell down into an icy puddle. Serves him right.

You can contact me at this number:
xxx-xxx-xxxx

It is a brand new phone and I am not sure how it works, my brother is setting it up for me.
Thank you!
Kitty

The good Barrister replies...

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Attn :Kitty,

This is to acknowledged the receipt of your mail and i really don,t know what you are saying because i am to do the needful here as soon as i receive your personal informations i requested for.

Kindly send the informations i requested to enable us proceed ok.

Regard,s

Another guy stands up for what he believes in.

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Dear WillyMen,
Do you like children? I despise children, I think they are ill-mannered and obnoxious. Today one of them threw a snowball with a rock in it at my dog! My poor poodle was so upset that he had an accident on the sidewalk and I was very angry. Luckily I had some pepper spray and was able to teach the fiendish child a lesson.
Please get back to me soon with more information and the answers to these questions.
-Kitty

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I do like children especially if they are not stuborn.please do remember to send all the contact informations i requested from you in your next reply.
Awaiting to hear from you soon.

EDIT: Added 2nd email.

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