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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:35 pm

#25 and #41 seem too difficult. I bet he gets them right though! Laughing

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:39 pm

On the other side of the Zoo Sir Mike DSO VD (and scar) and his super sexy secretary Tracey are trying to lure Peter into Inteligence Testing his star Elelephant ..... the bigger the animal , the greater the payout

Sir Mike has done already done a lot of the ground work, and his secretary, Tracey, has started flirting with Peter (next week she will be sending him one or two photographs of her to him .... Thanks to the Vlads

The new computer keyboard has already been installed for the elephant to start his work..

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:11 pm

News from the Elephant Section of the zoo.

Sexy secretary Tracey has been flirting with Peter Smith while her boss Sir Michael has had the day of work and has sent one of her more tasteful (ex-Vlad) photographs

Quote:

Hi Peter it's Tracey again ..hope you had a great weekend.

We had a terrific Saturday night because Sir Michael took the whole team out to the local pub and we all had too much to drink. We nearly got into trouble cuz the gang from the Penguine section were in the next room so we had to try and be soooooo quite in case they heard what we were talking about. I think that Michael got so drunk ...he hasn;t come into work today so that means I have a easy day and can e-mail all my friends !!!!

Oooo I just remembered ... I said I'd get you one of my photos so you could see who you were writing to ....its a picture of me just outside the elephant enclosure (you can see it just in the background) I got it took last summer ...do you like it ? ....maybe you could send one of you so I can see what you look like.

I got to go now ....did you get the form I sent you the other day ? Don't forget if you need to know anything or want to know anything let me know.

Hope to hear from you soon

Love From Tracey

(Elephant Intelligence - Bristol Zoo Research Department)

I think that Peter Smith may have fallen for her

Quote:

From peter Smith Hello Tracey,

You are very pretty lady. I think l will work with you. l will scan my picture today and send to you. My weekend was cool.
Let tell you about my self. My real name is Prince Osunde Smith Peters. I am of a royal birth and l stay in Nigeria. I read Mech. Engineering and am into private business. I own my own company with about 16 workers and two drivers.
I have never been to Euro though l have to Asia countries. I will send you my picture and let see if you will like it.

Peter

Will we get to see the real Peter Smith ?

It's amazing how a bit of Vlad flesh gets the lad juices flowing

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:05 pm

Quote:

am into private business. I own my own company with about 16 workers

Read: " I am an Oga and 16 lads are working for me ... depending on their state of inebriation."

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:17 am

Sorry bout my lack of posting, I've been very busy up till now. Nothing too exciting from me I'm afraid. Jimmy has been most confused at Peter's last email, so I sent him a picture of a penguin on his belly. Jimmy spent most of the weekend doing this.

Peter's been slightly worried.

Peter Smith wrote:

Dear Andy,

I have not heard from you do l quit??

Peter

After spot's competetive email, I've got my own incentives to add, and I've added his letterhead, and he now has 4 expense forms a week to fill out.

Andy Pandy wrote:

Good day to you sir!

I am afraid the contract is taking a little longer than I would like, so bear with me for now. I'm afraid Jimmy was most distressed by your last message. I am afraid he has not yet mastered long messages yet and so he spent most of the weekend lying down feeling very confused. When I was at the monthly research meeting I found out about some new procedures that you will need to follow. My associates and I agreed that it was wholly unfair to not pay your expenses as well as your reward, and so I would like to fill out the attached expenses sheet twice a week, that is, on a monday and thursday, scan it in, and send it back to me as an attachment. When the time comes for your reward (currently �250,000) your expenses will also be credited. If that wasn't enough, there is a research grant going for whoever manages to get their penguin to understand Shakespeare going for �200,000. If I get it, I will give you 10%. I hope this will encourage you to continue working with me, as in nigeria, I would imagine that is retirement money.

Anyway, back to Jimmy. I would like you to keep your emails short and sweet, and within the word limit I set out in my original email. Also, please use the word homogenous in it's correct context, I think this was part of the reason Jimmy was so confused. He was also quite upset about his mention of flying birds. Penguins cannot fly.

Regards

Andy

Peter Smith (to Jimmy) wrote:

Chilly.,

Are youy okay??

Peter

Jimmy explains his silence.

Chilly Jimmy wrote:

HELLO PETER SMITH

I SPEND ALL WEEKEND CONFUSED
I NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR EMAIL
PLEASE CLARIFY CONTEXT OF HOMOGENOUS
I SPEND ALL SUNDAY IN PLEASURE CHAMBER
TODAY I MAKE CHILDREN
ANDY TRY AND MAKE ME DO INTELLIGENCE TEST
I NOT WANT TO DO

RESPOND

@Krona
Thanks, I'll send him that tomorrow after Jimmy has recovered.

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:29 am

I found (stole) a nice logo for your project, you could use it as Chilly's letterhead:

Or heres a gif one, you could even get an avatar out of it.

Now all you need is a project with an infinite number of monkeys to type up the Shakespeare.

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:44 am

I like the gif one. I may just steal it for my own purposes. Spot has already sorted me out a letter head though. Thanks anyway Smile

.

I've been on the infinite monkey simulator! I only ever got a max of 42 letters. A conicidence? I think not.

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:47 am

Quote:

I would like to fill out the attached expenses sheet twice a week, that is, on a monday and thursday

That's brilliant !!!! ...because Sexy Tracey has asked him to fill her forms in on Wednesday and Fridays..

EDIT ... Sexy Tracey has done a bit more cyber flirting today, and has been phishing for a second mail address from him, just in case we loose the first ...... more ex-Vlad pictures wil be sent tomorrow, just to keep his interest "up" !!!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:52 pm

@Happy Camper - At first, I didn't think this Project was gonna fly. (Bad Pun intended.) I was so wrong! hehehe Laughing

Keep up the good work. This bait is hilarious. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:18 pm

Sheer brilliance

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:34 am

It would appear that Peter is becoming a bit slow at replying to emails. He hasn't replied to Spot's super sexy tracy, nor has he replied to me regarding his expense forms. Never mind, Krona's IQ test has been sent, along with Peter's contract. He seems only to reply to emails in caps along the lines of IMPORTANT PLEASE RESPOND, and then forgets to email Jimmy.

Anyway here is what I sent Peter:

Andy Pandy wrote:

Dear Peter,

It took longer than expected, but the Zoo solicitors have finally prepared your contract. To put any concerns at ease, this contract is completely legal and enforcable in any international court of law. It is very importand that you print your full name in block capitals where specified and not just signed. Also, any contract that does not have the Bristol Zoo watermark will be considered void, and you will have to fill it out again. In order to sign the document, print it off, fill out the relavent spaces, scan it back in and send it to me as an attachment. Remeber to mark out the cost of printing and scanning if it costs you on your expenses form, which is due in tomorrow. Just as a little reminder, if you do not fill out your expenses on the form, they will not be credited when we pay you.

As far as Jimmy is concerned, please stick to the words provided in the orginial email. You are causing Jimmy a lot of stress as he tries to decifer words he hasn't learnt yet, and he is quite stressed anyway, as I'm trying to get him to complete an IQ test. If he doesn't then I'll have to put him in the electric shock chamber, which I nearly did the other day. I did have a little idea as to how to get him to do it though. I was wondering if you could complete the IQ test yourself, I'll mark it and give you the score, and you can tell jimmy. As you might have learned, jimmy is a competetive jealous, sex crazed penguin, and he is much more likely to complete it if he wants to compete against you.

Anyway, there you have it, please fill out the requested forms and send them to me ASAP, and don't forget to keep emailing jimmy. I'm sure you can cope with sending two emails in one day.

Regards,

Andy

Peter's less than impressive email to Jimmy:

Peter Smith wrote:

My dear Chilly,

How are you today? I hope teh children are fine. I wish l can fly to see you.
You asked me the meaning (I asked him to clarify the context of the word homogenous)of the word homogenous in your mail to me.
Homogenous means Having a resemblance in structure, due to descent from a common progenitor with subsequent modification.
Like cat and lion are homogenoeus.

What are all these extra words?! Poor Jimmy. Still he's learned from his mistake and just told him he doesn't understand. Using the word Lexicon, which Peter is unlikely to understand.

Chilly Jimmy wrote:

HELLO PETER SMITH

WORDS NOT IN LEXICON
PLEASE CLARIFY
ANDY WANT ME TO COMPLETE IQ TEST
ME NOT WANT TO
I SIRE 5 CHILDREN YESTERDAY
IF CHILDREN BAD THEY DIE
TODAY I GET GOOD FISH

RESPOND

So, with any luck, we'll have some more flirting courtesy of spot, and some filled out forms tomorrow. I'll be pressing for some pics in a penguin mask soon.

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:55 am

Well this redefines "Stupid" what a crackup Smile

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:26 am

I must say, this bait is brilliant. Keep up the good work!

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:26 pm

Update from the elephant side

Peter doesnt seem to want to write to either to Sir Mike or Super Sexy Tracey, even when Super Sexy Tracey sent Peter a photo from her beach holiday

Supersexy Tracy had to go home ill ... and write to him from her personal e-mail address

Quote:

Dear Peter.

so sad and lonely today, and Im stuck at home with a very bad cold and just waI am nt someone to write to .... I couldn't get into work today because I was too ill ....after shopping yesterday it was throwing it down with rain and I got soaking wet. expect I didn't dry myself properly cuz this morning I was soooooo ill I couldn't even get out of bed.
I just got out of bed and checked my mail. I thought I would see a note from you, but I expect after seeing me in my photo you just don't want to write to me again.

It seems that all my life men have promised me things and then let me down, I was really looking forward to seeing your photo today after you said that you were going to send me one. I feel soooooo down.!!!

I need cheering up good and proper cuz it's getting near to xmas

Maybe you have been to busy or something ? ...please write me back soon.

PS ..I'll be off from my work for the rest of the week, so you can get me on my home e-mail address

From a very sad and lonley Tracey

___________________________

Well this must have touched Peters heart and he writes back

Quote:

Baby,
I like your picture you look real good in there.
However, l will send you mine today. l wont break your heart l will like to meet you one day l am sending you my picture from my mail box HIS.NEW.ADDRESS.com <<<<< Peter's personal addie
That me okay
Prince

Yes he sent it

Well I don't think he will be breaking Super Sexy Tracey's heart ...but she may stay of work very ill and continue to tease him with the other 25 pictures I've got courtesy of Wayne and his Vlad baiters

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

Whoa! Put the man on the cover of GQ. (Not) Is that a festive Christmas cap and an ugly dress?

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:23 pm

Yeah, he looks like he's real poor and in need of money. Cool

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:34 pm

And he is eating junk food which will give him pimples. - Notice the wedding ring: He is not supposed to be flirting with Tracy.

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:11 pm

My word !!!!! (Santa) (Prince) Peter must have the hots for Super Sexy Tracey ...he just sent her another photo !!!! ...two in one day.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm it's not a Santa hat after all !

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:08 am

Spot, just a headsup, we're baiting the same guy here...

"Prince" sent the "ickle santa hat" piccies to e6ffdyr0 and my sexy female baiting characters this morning...

Maybe the "girls" should hook up at some point "as friends" and find out they're all emailing the same guy?

We've got some more info on him here, plus aliases etc

Fantastic bait BTW Very Happy

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:37 am

^^^^^^^
The pictures cannot prove anything as he may have grabbed them from somewhere or they are kind of circulating in lad-land to use them on victims.

But as your "Peter" is called "Prince" as well, I can imagine it to be the same guy.

Does any of these names ring a bell?

I got this IP from him: 80.78.16.170 = Kuzola Network Nigeria
Which IP did you get Question

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:49 am

e6ffdyr0 wrote:

Does any of these names ring a bell?

In addition, another alias:

That's a check on the 80.78.16.170...for me too

Other sent pics:

First pic sent to me, N.B actual size of pic as sent:

...and this one

Lad's dating profile:

Dating profile gallery

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:13 am

All I can say is thank God for spots romance bait. Peter seems to be losing interest in talking to jimmy, and getting the words right. And he hasn't sent me back my expense form! Think of it! A lad, who doesn't want to squeeze as much money as possible from me!

Anyhow, Peter sent Jimmy another useless email.

Peter Smith wrote:

Dear Chilly,
How are you today? I hope you ate lots of fishes and how are your children?
I hope there are all fine .
Do you eat only fish? Why not try mean you know both of them are homogenous. You can alternater them.

No time to mess around this time. He's gonna have to get his act together. Poor Jimmy.

Jimmy wrote:

HELLO PETER SMITH

WORDS NOT IN LEXICON
I NOT UNDERSTAND

RESPOND

And I've even tried emailing Peter from Jimmy's account. He seems totally uninterested in anything Andy sends him. If he doesn't sort himself out, he's in for a massive slap!

Andy Pandy wrote:

I have sent you several emails, and I have not recieved a response. Your contract has been prepared and I need to to get jimmy to complete his IQ test. Please read them and respond. Also, you've missed this weeks expense form. I can't credit you for your expenses if you don't send me the form. Please respond to my other account [email protected] this experiment is going badly off track and it can't continue for much longer.

Ho hum.... Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:56 am

Raoul Duke wrote:

Maybe the "girls" should hook up at some point "as friends" and find out they're all emailing the same guy?

The reason that I think we got the right Lad is that Super Sexy Tracey has got his peosonal addie and it matches up with the style of the name on his site

I,m pritty sure we got the same guy here. I think the girls should meet up at some point but not at the moment.

It would be a good idea for you to keep in touch with HC and myself by PM, just to make sure that we don't tread on each others toes when it comes down to trophies.

By the way ...I love some of the extracts from his site.

Quote:

About Me...

Star Sign : Aries
Sexuality : Straight
Profession : Business owner
Marital Status : Single
Cigarettes : I don't smoke
Alcohol : I drink occasionally
Drugs : I despise drugs
Perfect Partner : Romantic lady
Makes Me Happy : Truth and clean enviroment
Makes Me Sad : Liers and cheats
Bad Habits : Cheating
Interests : Marriage
In A Perfect World...Truth makes the day

Edit>>>>> 80.78.16.170 check

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Is that bird crap on his jacket?

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:49 pm

Now any one that confesses to cheating must be a trustworthy soul Shocked

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