Bristol Zoo Bait [With Sound pg.5]

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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:59 pm

Jeannette wrote:

Peter is a rake - remember the wedding ring and the kid on his photos? Very Happy

Jeannette, Peter (or Prince Darlynton Ndu/Fawaz - as he writes to my female baiting character) when asked "Is that child yours?" in relation to his pics on his faceparty dating profile assures us that "No his is not my son l am still single."

There you go, he is totally honest and trustworthy. Razz

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:59 am

We have a contract. It's not good enough naturally, but it's a start:

A little email for him:

Andy Pandy wrote:

Well, that is an improvement on the old one, but it is not clear, and there is no evidence of the watermark. If you could use the original contract, with watermark, and fill out the IQ test, you will then get your money. Until then nothing.

Regards

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:48 pm

Quote:

hereby promise not to enter into any sexual relationship with any of the Bristol Zoo Staff

Does Super Sexy Tracey know about this ?????

In the background The Prince has been flirting with Super Sexy Tracey and asking for more photograhs.

This is the last one Super Sexy Tracey sent Prince

OK Persephone ...take the clip art off that one ^^^^

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:00 pm

Hey, I wasn't the one scratching the bandages! I did give your lad another call, and he SANG for me: http://media.putfile.com/mugu-love-song Enjoy!

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:12 pm

Awesome !

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:01 pm

That was awesome Persphone bow_down

I think this Lad is absolutely in Lurve Embarassed

# let it be me # ...... Cool

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:04 pm

And now we can all sing along:

Quote:

I bless the day I found you.
I want to stay around you .
And so I beg you,
Let it be me.

Don't take this heaven from one.
If you must cling to someone.
Now and forever,
let it be me.

Each time we meet love,
I find complete love.
Without your sweet love,
what would life be.

So never leave me lonely.
Tell me you'll love me only.
And that you'll always
let it be me.

So never leave me lonely.
Tell me you'll love me only.
And that you'll always
let it be me.

I had to refrain from laughing. You should have seen the look on my hubby's face - I was nearly choking! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:05 pm

He never mentioned money to Tracy, right?

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:06 pm

Not in the phone calls. Spot can tell you about the mails. As far as I know, no. He just wants her to come to Nigeria.

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:08 pm

This is real ..... aahhh ......LOVE!

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:13 pm

I don't think its in one of the Tracey Posts above ... but Prince did mention the subject of money just once.

That was to ask Super Sexy Tracy to pay $250 towards the building of her freespace web-site !!! and just like any good looking girl would do ..Super Sexy Tracey just blanked the question and send him another ex-Vlad photo.

Super Sexy Tracey told me once that a way to a man's heart is through his zipper !!!!

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:27 pm

Quote:

to pay $250 towards the building of her freespace web-site

Yes, I remember now. Another illusion down the drain.

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:53 am

Well ...what can we say ??? Super Sexy Tracey just couldn't sleep after hearing that fantastic singing .... she had get up in the middle of the nite and write to The Prince:- try and imagine her big pink font

Quote:

now then you naughty young man !!!!!! look what you got me doin' now ....writing to you in the middle of the night ... 'cuz I couldn't sleep after taliking to U tonite and hearing U sing to me !!! ....it was great ...I felt myself gettin so sexy after hearing U ...... I expect you know lots of different ways to keep a gurl like me awake all night long ............... Smile

I got to go to bed rite now but I wanted you to know what my bed room looked like ..... I just happen to be in the picture Smile

... hey ....if my bedroom light goes out U want to cum and fix it 4 me ?????? ...telll me how you would help me out .. I want to know the details

Hey serious stuff now ... If I can find some romantic place far away from everythuing in Nigeria can we meet up there and have sum fun and things ???

..... If you can get that pikkie 4 my uncle I bet he'll no tyhat you are a great guy when I tell him who did it 4 me and he'll help me with me airfare and hotel things ...that sound coooool to you ? ...he's a rich man

Anyways have a look at my pic of my bedroom and tell me what you think about fixin my light if it gets broken. Smile

Going to bed right now just thinkin' bout U

Sweet dreams .....Tray XXXXXXXXXX

Super Sexy Tracey finds a picture of her bedroom to show Prince what it looks like .....and guess what ??? Super Sexy Tracey just happens to be in there taking some kind of nap.

Well .... The thought of fixing something in Super Sexey Tracey's bedroom seems to have disrupted Prince's sleeping habits as well

Prince writes back

Quote:

My babe,

That's a lovely picture you got out there. l wish l was with you? It would have been like chocolate all over ice cream because l will pour myself all over you.
I like your bed room very well and babe , lt is so romantic. I was just thinking about you last night that lt took me a great time to catch some sleep.

******** BIG SNIP ..... VERY PRIVATE STUFF !!!!**********

I will be going to my home town on Sunday for Xmas, l wish you were here but don't worry l will see you real soon as you have just said.
I will be glad to meet you in any romantic environment you want also okay.
I really like your voice, it real romantic.

Take my love and keep it okay.

Prince

Glad to go and meet Super Sexy Tracey in any romantic environment ??????????

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Quote:

I really like your voice, it real romantic.

So we now know that persephone has a real romantic voice, right?

I love this bait. This poor lad doesn't know if he is coming or going (no pun intended).

Is he still communicating with the penguin?

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:39 pm

Hey Spot, don't forget to give Prince Tracey's phone number. I bet he loves to waste some perfectly good credit on her. Let's not stand in the way of that, shall we? Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 12:43 pm

This the most Inherently funny, enjoyable post I've read.
Penguins learning to speak, gees, what's the world coming too.

I love it, good work done.

Huh, wanting to get to Super Sexy Tracey, I climbed the tree and jumped
too the elephant and fell off, kinda hurt my back, tried it again, fell off, severe pain this time... Very Happy

gees!!
Is their a Doctor in the forum!!!
NN I need help! Pain Med.
some of the good stuff please

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 80

If, oh by chance, Chilly Jimmy would to escape from his enclosure, how long would it take for him to swim to Lagos, and how many newspaper clippings would there be about a psychotic penguin tracking his progress?

Does Jimmy know how to use a phone?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:22 pm

Great audio persephone! Great bait HC. This one is really going somewhere. (Like maybe Never-Neverland) Laughing

@Shotgun Mosquito - Welcome to eater, newbie! Very Happy

Your suggestion is a good one.

Quote:

Does Jimmy know how to use a phone?

I think he could possibly learn how to text message, if he had one of those expensive keyboard phones. Penquins could never speak any human language, could they? But, there are text to speech programs, like Readme Please, that he might be able to use. Hmmm. Might make a funny audio file, don't you think? Could this bait get any weirder? Yes. Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

This is toooooo funny, still can't believe the idiot though he was talking to a penguin and an elephant, BWAHAHAHAHA, dumbass or what Laughing

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:33 pm

Well ...Super Sexy Tracey isn't expecting to hear from the Prince until after the Winter Holidays

.... over the years Super Sexy Tracey has had her fill of the men in her life sending her "e-cards" that are full of spy-ware and ad-ware alongside the romantic comments.

So Super Sexy Tracey has asked Prince not to be so unthoughtful and make a bit of effort. ...... Super Sexy Tracey checks her mail today and finds this:- ........ (even Prince likes to put Elephants in his pictures)

Quote:

Baby,

You did not send the phone number to me. Any way this Xmas card is done by me for you.

Prince

What's with the Penguins ???? after getting the sack from the Elephant Intelligence Department, does the Prince know something that Super Sexy Tracey doesn't ???

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 6:26 pm

That is a lovely card. Maybe time for Tracey to ask prince: 'Jesus who???' Laughing

He sure did spend his time. Good mugu. If he keeps bantering about the phone number, let me know.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 80

Quote:

Could this bait get any weirder? Yes. Very Happy

I've been lurking on and off for a year or so, and noticed that some lads like to get very familial with their scammees. Maybe the penguin could start to refer to, and actually start to think that, the lad as "Daddy"? Could be a reason for escape as well....

DADDY I COME SEE YOU NOW.

(bwaaaaa ha ha ha) You folks are owing me a new keyboard.

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 10:59 pm

^I really like Shotgun's idea! Very Happy

EDIT: welcome to Eater, SM!

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 80

persephone -> Thanks. Everyone so far has been really nice.

Anyways - Bristol to Lagos is, oh, let's say, maybe 2-3 weeks by penguin, er....water. And, of course, while Chilly Willy was being fitted with a tracking device, he unfortunately killed his handler....now Bristol Zoo is tracking him by satellite and it appears that he's headed to Africa?

EDIT:

Saints preserve us! He's in the channel!
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Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:17 am

Oh, my stomach really hurts from laughing...

@ Shotgun Mosquito - Love the "Bristol Zoo Aquatic Fowl Tracking" map! Very Happy

@ Spothespot That card is hilarious!! Laughing

I have to send my brother this link. He hasn't been on in awhile.
He's got to see this thread!! Laughing

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