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Bella
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought I would give one of these vlads a try of the old charm and it seems to be working but, by gosh, their letters are hard to understand sometimes. This is the last one I got from my lovely lass

Congratulations my love, my future sweet husband Isaac!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I read your letter, and I am very glad, which you have written to me.
How do you feel? How you have leading day? You thought of me?
Thus you do not satisfy me here. In me all time of idea
Only about you and all my desires it only you. I you
Very urgently I love also to me, it - very much pity, that we not together.
I very much grieve without you, without your words, in me a drop
Tears off eyes when I think of us. I cry
As I cannot live without you, my tenderness.
My head is forged by ideas only about you, about mine
The beautiful person!!!!! I cannot concentrate on work, therefore
My dear, in me heart cannot without you. My heart
Young and gentle, sensitive to all. I grew loving you
All soul and all heart. If you damage this heart,
That I cannot live in this world more, and I cannot more
To grow loving who - that, because you and only you mine most of all
The greater love in my life and as I love you, I whom is not present
Loved. You became my beacon in my way. You have made me
The happiest in this world, you have presented me a lot of happiness.
And I wish to give you a lot of happiness and every second. I wish
To be yours the main person in a life, your assistant and
Your desirable woman.
My sweet, we should try to reunite the friend with
The friend, that it would make not cost to us. For the sake of you I shall bypass all terrestrial
Sphere on foot. I wish to go to you and the nobility, that with everyone past
In meter, I all more close and more close to you. You want it? If yes,
That I today shall go to a way. I shall run to you and to not stop
Within one second. I shall be crossed through the seas and oceans only to be
Close to you and to feel your heat. And if I iiaeaio Confused somewhat,
People will tell about me, that, what not clever, has been lost for the sake of love.
But I am ready to make for the sake of us not possible (probable), my future husband.
My love to you is huge and very strong as a nuclear bomb. Shocked
And it is good. My husband, I wish to arrive to you and to kiss All of you a life.
Let's begin movement the friend the friend, because under a stone of imposing
Water does not flow. We should aspire to each other and then the god
Will help us. I know, that it on our party and I pray concerning it.
If I had an opportunity and means, I not, have started to ask
In you the help, and all would make and there have arrived to you, my fruit.
Dear why you do not answer a question on that that you will send me of money of 400 dollars what I with could to pay for my documents what to arrive to you.
But you know, that I earn a little though I work very much
Very much very much I try. Why in Russia a standard of living so low? I
Executed these people who think over various laws in us. People
Very much work also their work here, thus it is a little estimated.
My favourite if you have an opportunity to come nearer to our hearts
And on always to connect them allow me to arrive to you, and I shall thank
You love of a life and fidelity to you. Fine, I cannot
It is more to sit on a place. My soul is torn to you, and my heart pour
Hot blood from distance us. You understand me?
Let's not wait for a miracle, and we shall create this miracle. And this miracle
Will consist in our happy and long life with you!!!!!!!!

My mister, I hope, that all have clearly written.
It - very much pity to me, that my time comes to an end.
I shall write to you later, to my future husband.

I give you the most gentle kisses and!!!!!!!!!
Valentine's your love on always.

Confusing isn't it. Confused

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's just your generic vlad love letter with the request for money. The only thing that threw me in it was this bit

Quote:
My sweet, we should try to reunite the friend with
The friend, that it would make not cost to us. For the sake of you I shall bypass all terrestrial
Sphere on foot. I wish to go to you and the nobility, that with everyone past


Would that be a personalised bit to pretend they read and cared about what you wrote?

The trick with vlad letters is to think literally. Remember that the translation software only translates the words, not the feelings behind them. After a while it becomes easy to read what they write. And the headache does go away eventually Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, I guess I will have to get many more hours up on this apprenticeship before I can even think of understanding them.
By the way, where do they get the names they call you from?
This one has called me everything from My Mister to My Road.
What must they be writing for the translator to come up with this?

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HELLO SIR, I AM SORY FOR THE DELAY OF THE REPLY OF YOUR MAIL, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT IT�S BECAUSE OF THE CRISTMAS, AND WHEN IT IS CRISTMASS MOST OF THE REFUGEE IN THE CAMP RUN AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK SO WHEN IT IS CRISTMASS THEY DON�T ALOW US TO GO OUT.- Lofty Kamara
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=87118 may help a bit.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 11:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Embarassed
Sorry, I read a lot of posts etc but missed that one.

Thanks Wayne.
I'm taking the kids to see Borat today so I better go and get the little roads up.
Very Happy

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HELLO SIR, I AM SORY FOR THE DELAY OF THE REPLY OF YOUR MAIL, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT IT�S BECAUSE OF THE CRISTMAS, AND WHEN IT IS CRISTMASS MOST OF THE REFUGEE IN THE CAMP RUN AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK SO WHEN IT IS CRISTMASS THEY DON�T ALOW US TO GO OUT.- Lofty Kamara
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