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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

True, true. That's a good idea, maybe it will help with the psychological problem of "losing" my pets. I always feel like they're "getting away" if they start to twig on me. Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yea... To me.. They're like the flies I used to trap between the screen and the glass.... When I get bored, I cut them loose, but they eventually find their way back.. I had one lad contact me 6 months after he told me where to stick it... Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He's back - the carrot worked! Thank you, Weasel!

And the delay was the baiters' fault - you kept him too busy. Wink

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Sorry for the late reply,i had to attend to so many winners today

Maybe now he needs the money after he ungraciously dropped the baiters. I'll take care of his every need.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Twisted Evil Just beware! He might call you names and thumb his nose at you!! Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh dear... Apparently, I'm giving him a "cock and bull" story.. Rolling Eyes

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EDIT: What's even funnier.. I'm looking at the tab that gmail is opened in... It keeps flashing "worldshopster says:" and then "YOU ARE A PIG" Laughing But I don't know who "worldshopster" is...

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

worldshopster Is a phonelad who refuses to sell you fake phones. He is a pain in the ***

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oooooh!!!!! goodie!!!! Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Not so fast, Lucky!

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Hi Mr Gore!

Whew Ė you got me frightened, do you know that? Next time get back to your winners sooner, will you? I was so frustrated when I did not hear from you that I went on a shopping spree and spent all of my auntieís birthday money Ė a laptop + an MP3-player + an adapter so I can use my cell handsfree when Iím driving. So this strange Inland Tax Clearing Fee will just have to wait until I see my aunt.

By the way, you made a mistake Ė you gave me the wrong address to pay the fee to. If it is an inland fee, why do I have to send it to Spain? It must be a german address or an UK one, mustnít it? I do not know much about business and taxes and stuff, but that seems pretty obvious. Maybe I should ask my father, but I do not want him to meddle right now.

Tomorrow Iíll see my aunt, maybe until then you can correct your mistake.

Till later!
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

clapping clapping clapping Go Jeannette!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lucky the Businessman gets patronizing:

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You need not get frightened ok.The address i gave you to pay for your inland tax clearance certificate is in order.Presently our chief accountant is in spain to see our director.Western union is world wide,i hope you know that.


Just for that I'll let him stew for a day or two.

EDIT: No, wait, I'll just wait until the chief accountant is back from Spain.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh, yes! the Chief Accountant will definitely need to be consulted. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Will it make him twig?

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Haha, Mr Gore, very funny! A big UK Lottery company needs the Chief Accountant to cash 350 Euros! Thatís the first time I met a businessman with a sense of
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humour. My dad and his partners are soooo boring!

Now seriously, you need not be ashamed you made a mistake. I make mistakes all the time ... then I confess and correct them, and itís business as usual again.

Now give me the real address and letís forget your slip, shall we?

Ciao!



A little later I sent a P.S.

Hi, Mr Gore, itís me again Ė xxxx.
I forgot to tell you that today I had lunch with my aunt. She was pretty miffed when I asked her for the 350 Euro. She had expected me to put at least some of her birthday money into my savings account.
However, she does not want me to lose the lottery prize so finally she said I should earn the money: Tomorrow I do not need to attend any lectures at the university, so I am to go to my auntieís and help her to write Christmas cards and prepare parcels.
That gives you enough time to give me the correct address (lol).

Canít wait to get the prize!!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice Twisted Evil Once you "send" the money and he discovers it was a fake MTCN, he will get nasty and abusive.. Razz

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I had to slap him again:

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Oh my God, Mr Gore,

you made a mistake again!

ĄThe money you are to pay is 350 Euros or $550 Dollars equivalentď

Do you know what the equivalent of 350 Euros is actually? Itís only $460,50! I suppose you are under a lot of stress. Maybe next time you want to convert currency you ask your Chief Accountant to lend you her pocket calculator.

Or if you want to make more mistakes you can pay me 1.500.000 Euros instead of 1.259.721 Ė haha!

Hear from you tomorrow


However, his fake certificates and cheques are nice and colourful.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's funny, whenever I am reading through the headers, if I see one NSFW, I look over at the original poster and nine times out of ten it's you, Weasel.

I shall never look at your avatar as "cute and cuddly" again.

Very nice slappage.

You know the difference between a weasel and an eagle? Weasels never get sucked into jet engines. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And I goofed and sent the taunt about Lucky's poor math skills to one of my other pets, mean M4r14m 4b4ch4, and she noticed -but I told her I had wanted to send the mail to an apprentice in our religious orden's headquarters - and she is so blinded by the prospect of mugging an old nun at the airport she swallowed it.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hugh Jundys wrote:
You know the difference between a weasel and an eagle? Weasels never get sucked into jet engines. Laughing




^^^^ Laughing Laughing That's my favorite quote!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh dear... Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I ve other things to do


Yes, doing his maths for my character, for instance. Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If the letter ends with "have a nice day" or something like that, there is still something left to save from the bait.
But if you get a "KILL YOUR MUGU MOTHER" type of letter, then you know there's no hope Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh, they always come crawling back... He'll stick around out of pure morbid curiosity.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So you want to get rid of the gang, Lucky? Here goes:



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Dear Mr Gore,

you donít know me; I must apologize for intruding.
I am Jeannette Number Two, the aunt of Jeannete Number One who won a prize at your lottery.

My niece is a very nice girl, but sometimes a little too lively, and unfortunately her high spirits sometimes tend to carry her away. I must entreat you to forgive her unformal ways, she means no harm and is good at heart.

Should any problems arise in this context, please feel free to contact me.

Sincerely
Jeannette Number Two
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh, dear! Do I detect some evilness? Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lucky is getting impatient:

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Pls am a busy person. ... If you dont need your winning ,thats ok.We can give it out to charity. ... Pls this is the last time i will discuss the issue of you paying the 350 Euros.


Now it's time for the WU modality.


BTW He did not get back to my aunt - but she will get back to him. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He's mad at me.. I'll let him throw his little fit in the corner.. He'll be back.

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